only possible reaction to being in Mifune's presence tbh

Non-zero chance those astronauts on Artemis II come back in 10 days to a kind of Planet of the Apes scenario

Mr Albanese that could have been an email dawg

I had a dream last night that I went to a museum and they had an entire exhibit on American character actor Stephen McKinley Henderson. There was even a giant hologram of him as Thufir from Dune in the centre of the room and all the kids were pointing up at it in awe

Happy International day of Transgender Visibility! All my homies say Trans Rights are Human Rights / anyone who's cool knows it too. We see you out there. Choose to be yourself and know that we have your back. Much love and respect today (and every day)! 🏳️‍⚧️ #transrights #transdayofvisibility

I finally understand how these beatniks felt at the Newport Folk Festival but also he is an 84 yr old man who has been doing annoying shit for over 60 yrs and I think we shouldn't begrudge grandpa for having a little iPad time

Israel just passed a law mandating death by hanging for Palestinians in rigged military trials voting 62-48 in the Knesset. Netanyahu turned up in person to vote yes. Ben-Gvir wore a metal noose pin on his lapel while the chamber erupted in cheers at the prospect of killing more Palestinians.

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

The first big space battle ep with the Romulans, Balance of Terror, is mainly a Cold War allegory and Kirk's killing of the Romulan captain is represented as a human tragedy! Come on man!!!

BREAKING: Israel's Knesset has passed a law to execute Palestinian detainees. Death by hanging. Mandatory sentencing. No pardon. 90 days to carry out. It applies through military courts with a 96% conviction rate. It does not apply to Israelis.

Transphobes eat shit lmao, good fucking riddance!!!

Objectively the least fun UFO theory you could possibly hold, you just know he has an inner life entirely devoid of whimsy. Little grey guys or nothing!

if you watch and support the new harry potter show you are funding trans genocide globally by the way

My #LastFourWatched this week includes Repo Man, a movie that I'd never seen but has my 3 fav things to see in a movie (aliens, rotoscoped lightning, and Harry Dean Stanton)

*final scene of the movie* Fox: thanks for inviting me Mario and Luigi, this was certainly a smash, brothers! Toad:

Entirely separate new continuity. Group of misfit kids living in a space colony under a fascist government find the Gundam abandoned in an old maintenace area and try to use it to launch a rebellion (it does not end well). Hunter Schafer Char clone. Easy.

RFK Jr is by far the most compelling figure of Trump 2.0 to me. He's a Lynchian incarnation of evil like Frank Booth, Bobby Peru, or the mystery man from Lost Highway, from his strained voice and leathery physique to his constant compulsion to consume different animals

What the US is purposefully doing to Cuba should be considered genocide.

Confirms my pre-existing bias that if you're drinking just a glass of milk past the age of like 16, that's straight freak shit

I read this assuming Saxon was the baby he drags around the White House. This is Saxon. He's 20 years old.

Pull of the used book sale was this old Star Trek pop-up book that has a tab you can pull to turn Odo into goo

Should add my actual favs from this week: I'm finally up to the point in Star Trek: DS9 where I got to see both 'Far Beyond the Stars' and 'In the Pale Moonlight' and holy shit, those are two of the best pieces of sci-fi I've ever seen

Scorsese horror movie that has Jared Harris in it?????

My #LastFourWatched this week is just some absolute sci-fi bullshit

How it feels being the sole zoomer on Bluesky

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

Perfect

It's actually shocking to me that Trump hasn't appointed Steven Seagal anywhere in his administration, seems like he'd be the perfect guy to chuck in there

"I never asked for this"

Every new Conner O'Malley video is him successfully accomplishing what Ari Aster couldn't with Eddington. I don't think there's any other filmmaker more accurately capturing this sort of guy youtu.be/cJER6WtOkjk?...

Real talk what type of voice we reckon he's doing for this one??? I hope he's going full Mickey 17 mode

Victim-survivors of family, domestic and sexual violence must feel safe to seek support. Having their private conversations with 1800 RESPECT handed over to their perpetrators, does not provide that safety. It just adds to the trauma they’ve already experienced.

Nvidia hired this man

I don't think OBAA is a politically perfect movie (PTA is a lib with leftist sympathies more than an actual leftist imo) but feels like a lot of people are ignoring that every white character is either stupid or evil, and ultimately Bob's only heroic act is being there for his daughter at the end!

Anyway I got 6/6 on my predictions here lol

OK, time for me to do my thread locking in my Oscars predictions:

The latest White House thinking on the Strait of Hormuz.

Prepare for when, in a few weeks time, you are about to hear the phrase "... originally a game called Doki Doki Panic" approx 100 times

Using my #LastFourWatched to gush about Yoshishige Yoshida's visually stunning samurai re-imagining of Wuthering Heights from 1988, which is the only adaptation I've seen that both adapts the entire book AND understands what it's about while also remaining very much its own thing

It is not enough for Churchill to be replaced on the £5. We must also replace his statue with something that can truly unite the country at this difficult time. Sign the petition here: www.change.org/p/uk-parliam...

If I was a 'centre-left' party who was losing votes for supporting genocide, I feel like the easiest solution is... Not supporting genocide? Unfortunately, all these parties (the Dems, Starmer, Albanese) believe that they're automatically entitled to your vote and piss and whine if you disagree

Timothee Chalamet opera controversy is this year's Adrien Brody accent controversy which was that year's "Affleck and Damon didn't write Good Will Hunting" and we can go all the way back to Hearst's campaign against Kane. It's the same stupid shit every awards season and everyone falls for it

From the river to the beach, Australia won't have free speech www.deepcutnews.com/p/a-list-of-...

Having sat on RE9 for a while I think that a lot of its story is stupid hack shit, but literally every other RE game is also stupid hack shit. They're like playable Garth Marenghi novels. This is RE we clown in this mf, take your story-focused ass back to Silent Hill

leland palmer in the black lodge

Yesss dude elected leader and immediately starts talking about weird birthrates shit, we're in for the funniest next few years

Imagining a Coalition government with Angus Taylor PM, Matt Canavan Deputy PM, and Tim Wilson Treasurer and squealing while kicking my little feet in the air. They have the opportunity to do the funniest possible thing here

Repeat after me: NEVER. BET. AGAINST. BIG. JIM!!!!!!!