pretty incredible to publish this official executive order days before the largest deadly air crash in nearly 20 years occurs

We should bring back the term robber baron, I can think of a few people today that might fit that bill.

you are loved, we will win

Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last. Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.

I’m sick of living in unprecedented times, why can’t they just be precedented times?

I've been posting too many normie bangers lately, my replies have been miserable.

Invisible by Duran Duran is hitting too close to home today

Nazis: "that's a nazi salute" Historians: "that's a nazi salute" Average person: "that's a nazi salute" The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."

All the incoming presidential cabinet members give me Skeksis vibes. Greedy, power hungry, gross, and worst of all wrinkly.

TLDR: There is nothing enforceable for the immediate future. It will take months or years to implement this via rulemaking or bureaucratic changes which are then subject to legal challenge. While it's worrying, there's no immediate change yet for most trans people. Do not comply in advance.

Help there are so many porn bots

They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul

the goal of discord chats is to never be the last voice in the conversation cause if you do that means you killed the conversation with your cringe and you must receive retribution to free yourself of your sins

I feel like most of the characters from Jojos bizarre adventure would be great at drag. They have the attitude, the look, and most importantly the stage presence.

Non-binary? That’s boring and passive Quantum gender? That pops, it lets people know you mean business

My ideal 🍃 rotation: 1. Gonzo (my favorite muppet/badass) 2. Melinoe (Hades 2, I shouldn’t have to elaborate for any hades character) 3. General Grievous (Star Wars baby!!!, why do you think he coughs all the time? Plus his eyes are a dead giveaway that he’s blasted all the time)

This post goes out to all my skaven fans! I want a comic where the council of 13 all decide to 🍃 and eat warpstone. The twist: they all get super paranoid and over analyze each other death note style.

Ancient humans used to worship and venerate women, Look at us now smh 😔

#comic #comics

“Sometimes the courtesy flush is just for yourself” -Bane (from Kite Man Hell Yeah!)

this is what all enbys want to look like tbh

The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood

The modern duel: kids riding their bikes toward each other with a foam noodle in one hand to see who can knock off the party hat on top of the other’s helmet first. Chivalry is not dead. (I’m at the farmers market)

This just in: Twink meta founder wants more manly men in his company

New Year’s resolution: stare back into the souls of people who stare at me

It’s time to begin my holy trek to the bass pro shop pyramid to watch the fish swim around

Fuck you Stabilizes your isotope

I got a warning for posting "you are an evil man" to Zuck but not for posting "you are a degenerate tranny." Real nice system they have at Meta.

trans writers are writers before they're trans

Now that I have assembled all pieces of exodia I can utilize it’s full power Exodia obliterate all those who lack empathy!

Sorry, can't come into work, I caught a case of the gay.

Partner: You’re acting like an absolute muppet Me: what gave it away? was it the felt? Or was it the fact that I have no arm strength.

when someone tells you their main issue is “free speech” you just know they know every slur in every language and is currently using 100% of their brain capacity on which ones apply to you

Meta is now completely censoring searches for the terms "trans" and "transgender" etc. on Threads. So much for free speech and free expression.

New year new me! I say as I do the exact same thing I do everyday And that’s the way I like it

waaaaay too many people in the middle imo

Today choose kindness! Or not idk I’m not your mom do whatever you want.

Guys what if we evict all the men?

Rats Rise Up!!!

Paul Atreides in a trance, simultaneously savoring the genetic memory of every single Dorito eaten by humanity’s ancestors

How it looks to be trans: 🏳️‍⚧️ Vs How it feels: From the moment I understood the weakness of my gender, it disgusted me. Credit: @belovedhades.bsky.social on tumbler for this beautiful image

Pooping before a shower>Sex

My fellow Americans, my first act as president if elected will be to send all of our children into the mines. We have already trained them with minecraft. Please support my initiative, Minor Miners in Mines.

I just had the Taco Bell chicken nuggets and why are they low key the best nuggets?

sometimes i feel so insulated within lesbian and trans spaces that i get genuinely bewildered hearing the shit that is commonplace in cishet relationships. like what the hell do you mean the man controls who the woman talks to and does with her time??? and she accepts that???? misogyny is so fucked.

gender is NOT the same as sex. gender is what you identify as, while sex is what I will be having with Thanatos hadesgame tonight

discourse about bernies statement is driving me crazy because he’s saying that we need to hold the rich accountable and pay everyone, americans and immigrant workers, fairly and better. but liberals are somehow equating that with bernie saying “immigrants evil”

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I’m unclogging this penjamin like it owes me 20 bucks 🧙