My least favorite part of this is trying to get people served.

Update: He's borderline sov cit. (Needless to say, I'm going to attend the sentencing hearing in December.)

Me: Talking about your active criminal case is bad. Bro: I’m not incriminating myself! Local police department deep in the comment section:

In a local Facebook group, a guy posted a long statement about how he did nothing wrong and was the real victim in a vehicular manslaughter case. His statement included extraneous details about the color of his Maserati. He pled in his case and is being sentenced next month.

@prog-r0k.bsky.social He sent them the injunction he requested in Texas.

How did I... How did I hear about the Civil Rights Division? Really?

There’s a pro se 1983 jury trial later this month in my district. And honestly, good for him.

I hated working in sales, because it was so repetitive. Same old story, same old pitch, same old objections. So far, (solo) law is awesome because it definitely isn't that. I've been doing this for five months now, and here are some things I've had to learn (in no order):

Hey, they're in San Francisco!

@prog-r0k.bsky.social proseselfhelp.com

@samuelsidler.com has an interesting piece covering the ongoing WPEngine litigation. www.delta.blog/analyzing-wp...

Trying to get back into fiction (I’m not sure I ever really was into fiction past middle school). Reading Dracula currently. Any other October recommendations? I hear Stephen King is fun but I don’t know where to start. (Also be my friend: www.goodreads.com/user/show/12... )

... how?

I rounded them up and put them in the shed in an act of self-defense, your honor.

People are discussing marriage over at the Factorio subreddit.

Based.

#Caturday panic when the stray came in like this. But it turns out, she just had something in her eye.

James Comey the amateur SMTP hobbyist?

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com

I am 37, Micah.

There are at least three legal doctrines that make this “ABSOLUTELY for certain lawsuit” way less absolute and certain. Distrust claims that lawsuits are slam dunks, including this claim.

“Negotiations don’t work that way, you’re supposed to make a counteroffer!” Counterpoint: negotiations work however you want them to.

I had my first court appearance since admission yesterday, and I didn’t screw it up.

Mama mia.

If you say something to federal law enforcement that COULD mislead them, you will get to graduate from spending FBI resources to spending BOP resources. That’ll show them!

Who else on ZOMBO COM doing the impossible? zombo.com

It seems there might be two vexatious litigants named Justin Riddle.

🚨BREAKING: She has released a statement.

Beware anyone who thinks that refusing to celebrate a man’s actions and words in life is a celebration of that man’s murder. That person is telling you that they will celebrate the murder of anyone who they oppose in life.

Has there been any statement from Hawk Tuah?

Zoom in. Zoom in. www.youtube.com/shorts/96Y0s...

The only part that's sad here is, I didn't even get an honorable mention. Another L for Justin Riddle. I'm sure he'll compare this to the actual 9/11. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Never forget. 🫡🇺🇸🔥👊

I just checked my bag of principles and yep, murder is still bad.

Everyone knows that it's a common New York thing for a man to receive a book filled with creepy letters and drawings that reference him having sex with children on his 50th birthday. Just ask Andrew Cuomo and Rudy Giuliani; they received similar books themselves.

They're fighting about me. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

So Massie can’t get sued but anyone who told Massie can.

Rather than suing me or calling the cops on me, Daniel the murderer bravely blocked me after a long struggle with late onset cowardice.

I await the lawsuit and police report, neither of which will come. Why? Because you’re just some kind of weird bully who hopes to intimidate people. “Hopes” being the key word.

I feel like @juliemfaenza.bsky.social needs to see this response since it relates back to a conversation about a different person (Andrew from Twitter). 😂

Oh no. Not his lawyer. Not the Bar. Anything but that.

No.

Daniel the murderer is not only going to sue me, but he’s going to call the cops on me. I’m sure his report will be filed in the urgent matters filing receptacle. 🗑️

Sweet. I’m getting sued. Unless Daniel is lying again. As murderers do.

Make me, you cowardly simp for murder.

I will PayPal anyone $100 if they show me a verdict of legal innocence for Kyle Rittenhouse the murderer.

Europe is such an easy country to ragebait. 😂