A conundrum: I like reaction videos, but I want to throw things at the reactors when they pause the music

I farted and it smells bad. I thought you should all know.

Beer doesn't have any business being as awesome as it is

Look, I get it. Susan Collins sucks. But you still don't have to engage in blatantly idiotic nazi symbolism apologia. That's a choice.

Can someone explain to me how anyone could listen to Ben Shapiro for more than 5 minutes? I'm genuinely curious.

I remember buying The God Delusion shortly after it came out, finding it incredibly inferior to God is Not Great, and stopped paying attention to Dawkins shortly thereafter. Considering what's happened in the meantime, that was the right call

Awww... couldn't have happened to a shittier outlet. But only because The Onion owns Info Wars now

Cheez-Its are my crack

It's a little annoying that my self-destructive tendencies seem minuscule in comparison to the problems other people are dealing with...and yet they persist.

Catching up on AEW Dynamite and Rampage...it's spelt RUSH, but it's pronounced ROOSH!

Beecher's Flagship Cheddar is pretty damn good

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars/Trek, HP, LOTR, Marv

Also really want AEW to pick up Kairi Sane. Can't believe WWE released her

So after everything, Aleister/Malakai Black gets released a year after returning to WWE. Honestly, I'd like to see him back in AEW and get a proper singles run

A Maury Amsterdam sandwich!

What is 'Something that sounds like it should be a perverted euphemism but isn't'? This a Jeopardy question, right?

Good example of someone who enjoys the smell of their own flatulence far too much

Hurray, I can die...slightly less depressed now

I don't trust anyone who puts Batdance instead of Partyman on their list of their 5 favorite Prince songs

White cheese garlic pizza with mushrooms, bacon, and spinach. And occasionally, banana peppers

On one hand, I need to stop drinking so much On the other hand, I really like beer and need something to counter existential dread

Hurray, won team trivia tonight by not betting too much on the final question.

"Daddy Issues" the tweet

Dig...dig diggity dog

Holy shit....I made a complaint about an app, and the developer actually fixed the issue. It hadn't been updated in about a year before I complained

Sunstone 😁

Last night: tax return and sleep study This morning: construction rips up our fiber line This afternoon: beer

Massachusetts by Ylvis www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvUM...

Fun fact: after a certain age, skipping a day's worth of medication is a bad idea

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18 Fingers of Death...the most unfunny comedy I've ever seen

It's 2026, and the Shroud of Turin is still a medieval fraud

It's annoying to me how many people spout "innocent until proven guilty" without understanding it's literally called the PRESUMPTION of innocence. You're presumed innocent until proven guilty. Committing a crime and getting away with it doesn't mean you're actually innocent.

There is an ongoing thread by some weirdos who think they have a moral and should have a legal right to watch the Super Bowl for free

After seeing some clips of Rob Schneider's CPAC set, it's easy to understand why he switched to making hackneyed political commentary.

Trump's plan has always been The Wilbury Twist

"We got everything we wanted from Iran, and that's why we were going to obliterate them. But we've decided to hold off for a couple of weeks, because reasons" Can he get Covid again or something and not recover this time?

Dear @nytopinion.nytimes.com: Please fire Bret Stephens, for he has shit for brains

Yay I made it through the workday! (If you can at all avoid bruising your tailbone, I highly recommend it)

Terrible retail training videos

This should be the full extent of Russo having anything to do with AEW

@akbrews.bsky.social , the Pickle People have gone too far. Please stop them.

Since it was my mom's favorite kaiju movie for some reason... War of the Gargantuas