Mannequin 2: On the Move

Fun...shark vacuums are ineptly insecure tokay0.com/posts/millio...

I like potatoes

I want a Seaman (1999) remake!

When you ask douchebags who know they're full of shit to back up their claims with just one source...they run away because they're chickenshit

If there's one thing that WIRED makes clear, it's that despite being incredibly rich, James Dolan and his flunkies are incredibly thin-skinned and can't handle the mildest of criticisms Just proves that money can't buy you class, which is why nepo babies like Dolan wind up being insecure paranoids

Why does anyone think Carville deserves attention anymore? He got Bill elected, then fell off a cliff. Stop giving him airtime

Taco Bell grows its own lettuce in its stores, everyone knows this

Hmm...what if I was Catholic, lost the faith, but never formally withdrew from the church? I'm assuming I'm still technically on the rolls.

The perfect parody doesn't exis-

So...almost a year later, and after I've had a copy downloaded for almost the same amount of time, someone recommended Rock & Rule to Patrick Willems, so I will be watching it this weekend

What's Up? by 4 Non Blondes

Black licorice/anise

Baba O'Riley

I was disappointed to discover that Wicker Park had absolutely nothing to do with The Wicker Man. He doesn't even make a cameo appearance!

No one is surprised that Adam Corolla has issues with consent and knows a lot of rapists.

The enshittification is becoming literal

Man who thought Jar Jar Bonks was a good idea likes AI slop

Remember kids, unless your name is Justin Riddle, get a fucking lawyer!

You can construct 10 guillotines for less than $1 million www.ibtimes.co.uk/us-house-spe...

Time is a construct, we should just abolish it

Been watching the Bricks & Minifigs beef for a bit. Reckless Ben is a dunce for self-representing, but the CEO of Bricks & Minifigs should resign, the company should immediately drop their lawsuits, and they pay off Mansell And the cops of American Fork, Utah have a corruption problem.

Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.

From the folks at russiatoday.bsky.com, Times Square's newest upcoming public urination target:

Habit of mine I just noticed...I'll agree with the general message of a post, like the post, but post a reply that omits that I agree with the post in question in order to zoom in on the one thing that stuck out to me that really has nothing to do with the message of the post at all.

I see Dean Cain is still a fanboy of killing immigrants and pretending he's a good Christian

Why hasn't anyone turned Squidshark Ocean vs. Stop Sign Sun into a video game yet?

Damn it Rob... it's not fair to leave setups like this

Every time I see one in the wild I'm always surprised at just how fucking ugly the Cyber truck is

I believe in you 当たらなければどうということはないですっ☆

If you're wondering if the TV networks should air Trump's Thursday speech live, the answer is no. (Obviously.) www.readtpa.com/p/the-predic...

Show me a comic book page you love! No explanation needed!

This is my favorite thing I've written for @mcsweeneys.net in a while. Hope you folks enjoy it! I think the headline pretty much clears up what it's about.

Hurray, last night's dinner might give me explosive diarrhea!

Oh happy days! The 5th Circuit Court of Appeals has affirmed that Justin Riddle is once again...a loser! Also, the court denied all his bullshit motions, obviously. Xitter didn't get its restraining order or extraordinary relief motions.

Nothing says "I let AI do my thinking for me" like this.

JK Rowling continues to be awful, and an enemy of free speech

The only real reason anyone doubts the authenticity of McConnell's photo is because they don't want him to be alive. That's it. All the 2023 or prior photo nonsense they can't find any source for, their inability to understand photo compression on the newspaper, etc, none of that matters to them.

AI summaries aren't proof of anything. They're not sources. If you're relying on them to tell you the truth, you're just being gullible.

"My inability to competently use a search engine means my conspiracy theory is true" Fucking hell people are stupid

Well shit

The usual "misinformation is bad and should be regulated" types are currently reposting bullshit about the Mitch McConnell photo being from 2019 or 2023, neither of which they can provide any sources for. All the have is AI summaries conveniently snapshotted separately from the photo the searched

Good. Can Disney stop making these goddamn things now?

'cause when you're gone, there's no emergency

Powermaster Optimus Prime was awesome

The face I'm submitting for my Bluesky verification:

Mitch McConnell called me to tell me he was dead...inside