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🧜🏼♀️🐟🐠🐡🌊🦀🐙🐬🐳 security engineer. internet slapfight enthusiast. now with real glitter
I only write Javascript like every other year and EVERY TIME I have to learn the language from scratch because EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT
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fuck yeah we're doin it
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7 days ago
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I stg I thought this was an Onion article
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12 days ago
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Kevin M. Kruse
12 days ago
Oh they don’t like the whistles? Hey everyone, they don’t like the whistles. If you use them it makes the armed goons sad.
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Wes Miller
18 days ago
If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
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Laura Helmuth
16 days ago
Nuzzi's fawning coverage of the sociopathic conspiracy crank she was having an affair with aided his rise to political power, which he is using to perpetrate the worst intentional public health catastrophe of our unnecessarily shortened lifetimes, and THAT is the STORY.
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fuck that dude throw him out on his ass
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21 days ago
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Allegedly Joel
24 days ago
And that entire 2 weeks is just THIS on repeat in my brain, while I knowingly just DON'T DO THE THING
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Davis Bickford
24 days ago
10/10 take. No notes.
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Brian Kibler
25 days ago
As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.
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Popehat of Serious Proportion
25 days ago
Gore Vidal said “It’s not enough that I succeed, others must fail.” That’s how I feel about the disgraceful gutter-bigot campaign run against Mamdani and the do-you-need-to-borrow-an-Ativan freakout about him. These people spectacularly undignified.
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Tim Shea
28 days ago
As an infosec guy I’m finding every detail of the the Louvre theft delightful.
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I made a joke to a friend along the lines of "$10 says he tried to treat cancer with ivermectin or something and left it way too long" and MOTHERFUCKER I WAS KIDDING
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28 days ago
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This motherfucker
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about 1 month ago
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Case in point. Even your cop buddies are gonna mock you for jumping on dick
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about 1 month ago
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This. They want to look cool and feel badass. Doing that to a sparkle unicorn makes them look like a dipshit and feeling like a uncool dipshit is their kryptonite.
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about 1 month ago
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If we can't Mussolini him or dump him 10 miles into the desert, I say we send him to the Hague. Not for any specific legal reason, but because he'd find it incredibly insulting.
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about 2 months ago
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New code from CTO
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about 2 months ago
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Code diff: +6,358 -9,479
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about 2 months ago
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A brief thread of how I decided not to tangle with Actual Fucking Hamas
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2 months ago
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furby hancock
2 months ago
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
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I'm coping with ~everything by playing old and kind of mid JRPGs I figured out how to mod them on my steam deck and I'm having way more fun
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3 months ago
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The Magician's Daughter by
@hgparry.bsky.social
. It's your normal YA fantasy with a surprisingly nuanced take on growing up and realizing your parents and other adults are just people There's not a drop of cynicism in the book, but it does not pull its punches, either. Lovingly honest, maybe lol
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3 months ago
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Dear God, this whole comment section is just one enormous Eliezer Yudkowsky cultist jerkoff thread. I get that *he* thinks he's a staggering genius, but I don't get why anyone *else* does lol.
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4 months ago
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lol sorry for the vagueposting, I was gonna start posting about a project we've been working on, but my shenanigans pal asked for a temporary stay
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4 months ago
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*deep breath* here goes
4 months ago
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I assigned myself the write up of this report and so I have only myself to blame ;_;
5 months ago
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spending my friday night researching terrorist financing models like a normal person
5 months ago
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this is so good I'm mad about it
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5 months ago
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fuuuuuuuck
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5 months ago
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Matt Jordan
5 months ago
Sad update: it appears that the crazy people I've spent years training to be rabid animals have, for reasons too complicated to explain right now, completely turned against me
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I dug into this some more, with the help of a few other folks. This is almost certainly a person called Philip Jacobson.
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5 months ago
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Oh, they can fuck alllllllll the way off with this.
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5 months ago
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Scam industry information thread 🧵
5 months ago
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Fraudsters targeting vulnerable people using the world's easiest mark? Wow, who could have predicted this.
5 months ago
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Fruit salad with marshmallows.
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5 months ago
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Thread in reply to the Gizmodo article.
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5 months ago
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Kara Swisher
5 months ago
When they wait until the end to make a lame excuse for shitty sourcing, you know they fucked up.
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Alex
5 months ago
FFS, the NYT published a bad story and so your response is…to fling racial slurs at one of the handful of Black columnists at the NYT, who was openly critical of the article?
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The number of tankie idiots going after *Bouie* here is fucking gross.
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5 months ago
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we stan a high quality shitpost✊
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5 months ago
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I covered the coffee table with a folded sheet and accidentally created the world's best cat jungle gym. They're taking turns darting in and out and thwacking at each other through the cloth lol
5 months ago
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Putin sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Putin reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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5 months ago
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GrnMtnJ 🏳️🌈
6 months ago
I believe the Latin is Detonium Elonius Infinitum
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tweety fish
6 months ago
it occurs to me that trump is maddening sort of how LLMs are maddening, in that it is nigh-impossible to try not to apply theory of mind reasoning to him when he is fundamentally just a collection of appetites and unthinking resentments chaining words together
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Hellscape Navigator
6 months ago
only if you remove the outlier, Antisocial Online Stalinist Georg, who does misanthropic doomposting at 10x the rate of the average embittered 30something who hasn't quite finished all of Das Kapital but still tells people to read Marx
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Anyways, the ivy dot law site is slightly better, so I assume someone other than this doofus set it up There's nothing overtly wrong with it, but a lot of little things
6 months ago
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I'm bored in a meeting and this guy sucks at his astroturfing job I'm gonna critique
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6 months ago
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Jesus, whoever hired this dude needs to ask for a refund. This is piss-poor agitprop 😂
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6 months ago
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