I only write Javascript like every other year and EVERY TIME I have to learn the language from scratch because EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT

fuck yeah we're doin it

I stg I thought this was an Onion article

Oh they don’t like the whistles? Hey everyone, they don’t like the whistles. If you use them it makes the armed goons sad.

If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.

Nuzzi's fawning coverage of the sociopathic conspiracy crank she was having an affair with aided his rise to political power, which he is using to perpetrate the worst intentional public health catastrophe of our unnecessarily shortened lifetimes, and THAT is the STORY.

fuck that dude throw him out on his ass

And that entire 2 weeks is just THIS on repeat in my brain, while I knowingly just DON'T DO THE THING

10/10 take. No notes.

As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.

Gore Vidal said “It’s not enough that I succeed, others must fail.” That’s how I feel about the disgraceful gutter-bigot campaign run against Mamdani and the do-you-need-to-borrow-an-Ativan freakout about him. These people spectacularly undignified.

As an infosec guy I’m finding every detail of the the Louvre theft delightful.

I made a joke to a friend along the lines of "$10 says he tried to treat cancer with ivermectin or something and left it way too long" and MOTHERFUCKER I WAS KIDDING

This motherfucker

Case in point. Even your cop buddies are gonna mock you for jumping on dick

This. They want to look cool and feel badass. Doing that to a sparkle unicorn makes them look like a dipshit and feeling like a uncool dipshit is their kryptonite.

If we can't Mussolini him or dump him 10 miles into the desert, I say we send him to the Hague. Not for any specific legal reason, but because he'd find it incredibly insulting.

New code from CTO

Code diff: +6,358 -9,479

A brief thread of how I decided not to tangle with Actual Fucking Hamas bsky.app/profile/berr...

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

I'm coping with ~everything by playing old and kind of mid JRPGs I figured out how to mod them on my steam deck and I'm having way more fun

The Magician's Daughter by @hgparry.bsky.social. It's your normal YA fantasy with a surprisingly nuanced take on growing up and realizing your parents and other adults are just people There's not a drop of cynicism in the book, but it does not pull its punches, either. Lovingly honest, maybe lol

Dear God, this whole comment section is just one enormous Eliezer Yudkowsky cultist jerkoff thread. I get that *he* thinks he's a staggering genius, but I don't get why anyone *else* does lol. news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4482...

lol sorry for the vagueposting, I was gonna start posting about a project we've been working on, but my shenanigans pal asked for a temporary stay

*deep breath* here goes

I assigned myself the write up of this report and so I have only myself to blame ;_;

spending my friday night researching terrorist financing models like a normal person

this is so good I'm mad about it

fuuuuuuuck

Sad update: it appears that the crazy people I've spent years training to be rabid animals have, for reasons too complicated to explain right now, completely turned against me

I dug into this some more, with the help of a few other folks. This is almost certainly a person called Philip Jacobson.

Oh, they can fuck alllllllll the way off with this.

Scam industry information thread 🧵

Fraudsters targeting vulnerable people using the world's easiest mark? Wow, who could have predicted this.

Fruit salad with marshmallows.

Thread in reply to the Gizmodo article.

When they wait until the end to make a lame excuse for shitty sourcing, you know they fucked up.

FFS, the NYT published a bad story and so your response is…to fling racial slurs at one of the handful of Black columnists at the NYT, who was openly critical of the article?

The number of tankie idiots going after *Bouie* here is fucking gross.

we stan a high quality shitpost✊

I covered the coffee table with a folded sheet and accidentally created the world's best cat jungle gym. They're taking turns darting in and out and thwacking at each other through the cloth lol

Putin sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Putin reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

I believe the Latin is Detonium Elonius Infinitum

it occurs to me that trump is maddening sort of how LLMs are maddening, in that it is nigh-impossible to try not to apply theory of mind reasoning to him when he is fundamentally just a collection of appetites and unthinking resentments chaining words together

only if you remove the outlier, Antisocial Online Stalinist Georg, who does misanthropic doomposting at 10x the rate of the average embittered 30something who hasn't quite finished all of Das Kapital but still tells people to read Marx

Anyways, the ivy dot law site is slightly better, so I assume someone other than this doofus set it up There's nothing overtly wrong with it, but a lot of little things

I'm bored in a meeting and this guy sucks at his astroturfing job I'm gonna critique

Jesus, whoever hired this dude needs to ask for a refund. This is piss-poor agitprop 😂