Typographic sample dada poetry

ow, my hand that feeds you!

socks like socks

seeing the way my parents each don't train their dogs at all makes me think maybe I wasn't actually such a bad kid after all

Audio production/recording folks of bluesky: I made a cool dynamic crazy lofi bitcrusher plugin. You can try it right now in your browser at doctornfx.github.io/fresh_powder.... DM me if you want the VST3 or CLAP plugin - gauging interest for starting a patreon or something.

it's the big day

kill the PIP in your head

did I get everything on my list done today? not even close. but I did show up to work with an amicable disposition and generally did my best to respond to things with kindness and understanding and I pray that the powers at be show me some mercy for that

look upon my works, ye mighty, and let me know what you think

in sillier news I'm going to be living with a clown for a few months

I also think its funny when people say their pets "went to the bathroom" .. like excuse me thats an animal who is pissing and or shitting outside, occasionally inside but usually on your stuff .. if I did that you would call it something else

trivial thought in trying times but I think that a "buh-bye" is so endearing

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new year new (regi)me

A friend sent me these yesterday

pop music

Mall Santa Crying Hysterically In Photo With Toddler

I have plans, etc

I don't mind a little bustle but the hustle is way too much

anyone else who needs me to do anything before Friday deserves to be visited by three ghosts

my drag name is Winter Waite

my boyfriend won't stop calling me unc :-(

I care about some things, actually

Make America Again. just start from scratch

ever since I was a baby I knew it was my destiny to pay fourteen dollars for a burrito

ever since I was a little boy I've dreamt of sending financial statements through encrypted channels

ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to hit snooze on my alarm

I would be such a great employee if I didn't need a 20 minute break every 10 minutes

half a lager and I'm showing a lot of restraint not playing bass guitar

it would appear I'm not the first person to think of "Spotify crapped" but I'm posting it anyway

it's the most! time of the year

I get to hang out with my boyfriend on a random Tuesday night and all I had to do was crash my car 😍🥰

rip my sweet baby 2021 Toyota Rav4 hybrid LE you were so young you didn't even see 40k 😔

over eating? if I was over it would I be doing it so much?

French Dipshit

me encanta el parque!!

when my boyfriend is wearing a sweater or sweatshirt over a little collared shirt and he doesn't send me a selfie thats basically like cheating to me

I'm sorry but I think "sent via tin can and string." is such a funny way to sign off on an email. great boomer humor

I'm addicted to goofing off

unfortunately they just made this guy look so chill that now I do want to lean on the barrier. if they gave him a cig I'd probably start smoking again

autism

yeah so I guess I never realized that the first letters of each month from July-November spells out JASON... that's fun right we can still have fun right

when I drop a teams chat that gets more than 3 laugh reacts I think about quitting and pursuing standup fulltime

dude I'm so excited for me and my boyfriend to live in the same city again

I think a little ragdoll cat would fix me

the circus is over and all I have is this stupid bread

I'd love to eat cake, actually

my mental health hack is to eat 9 potstickers

we still love the mariners baby

getting a burger and fries from the fast casual vegan spot don't doxx me