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Nothings Monstered
19 days ago
Typographic sample dada poetry
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ow, my hand that feeds you!
5 days ago
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socks like socks
5 days ago
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seeing the way my parents each don't train their dogs at all makes me think maybe I wasn't actually such a bad kid after all
6 days ago
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Bobby Cump, J.D. M.D. MBA, Esq.
9 days ago
Audio production/recording folks of bluesky: I made a cool dynamic crazy lofi bitcrusher plugin. You can try it right now in your browser at
doctornfx.github.io/fresh_powder...
. DM me if you want the VST3 or CLAP plugin - gauging interest for starting a patreon or something.
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depths of wikipedia
11 days ago
it's the big day
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kill the PIP in your head
12 days ago
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did I get everything on my list done today? not even close. but I did show up to work with an amicable disposition and generally did my best to respond to things with kindness and understanding and I pray that the powers at be show me some mercy for that
12 days ago
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phil
13 days ago
look upon my works, ye mighty, and let me know what you think
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in sillier news I'm going to be living with a clown for a few months
16 days ago
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I also think its funny when people say their pets "went to the bathroom" .. like excuse me thats an animal who is pissing and or shitting outside, occasionally inside but usually on your stuff .. if I did that you would call it something else
18 days ago
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trivial thought in trying times but I think that a "buh-bye" is so endearing
18 days ago
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* ***** ** **** ** ***** ******* ***** *******
18 days ago
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new year new (regi)me
22 days ago
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Cooper Lund
27 days ago
A friend sent me these yesterday
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pop music
29 days ago
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The Onion
about 1 month ago
Mall Santa Crying Hysterically In Photo With Toddler
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I have plans, etc
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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I don't mind a little bustle but the hustle is way too much
about 1 month ago
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anyone else who needs me to do anything before Friday deserves to be visited by three ghosts
about 1 month ago
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my drag name is Winter Waite
about 1 month ago
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my boyfriend won't stop calling me unc :-(
about 1 month ago
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I care about some things, actually
about 1 month ago
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Make America Again. just start from scratch
about 1 month ago
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ever since I was a baby I knew it was my destiny to pay fourteen dollars for a burrito
about 2 months ago
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ever since I was a little boy I've dreamt of sending financial statements through encrypted channels
about 2 months ago
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ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to hit snooze on my alarm
about 2 months ago
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I would be such a great employee if I didn't need a 20 minute break every 10 minutes
about 2 months ago
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half a lager and I'm showing a lot of restraint not playing bass guitar
about 2 months ago
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it would appear I'm not the first person to think of "Spotify crapped" but I'm posting it anyway
about 2 months ago
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it's the most! time of the year
about 2 months ago
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I get to hang out with my boyfriend on a random Tuesday night and all I had to do was crash my car 😍🥰
2 months ago
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rip my sweet baby 2021 Toyota Rav4 hybrid LE you were so young you didn't even see 40k 😔
2 months ago
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over eating? if I was over it would I be doing it so much?
2 months ago
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French Dipshit
2 months ago
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me encanta el parque!!
2 months ago
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when my boyfriend is wearing a sweater or sweatshirt over a little collared shirt and he doesn't send me a selfie thats basically like cheating to me
2 months ago
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I'm sorry but I think "sent via tin can and string." is such a funny way to sign off on an email. great boomer humor
2 months ago
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I'm addicted to goofing off
2 months ago
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unfortunately they just made this guy look so chill that now I do want to lean on the barrier. if they gave him a cig I'd probably start smoking again
3 months ago
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autism
3 months ago
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yeah so I guess I never realized that the first letters of each month from July-November spells out JASON... that's fun right we can still have fun right
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3 months ago
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when I drop a teams chat that gets more than 3 laugh reacts I think about quitting and pursuing standup fulltime
3 months ago
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dude I'm so excited for me and my boyfriend to live in the same city again
3 months ago
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I think a little ragdoll cat would fix me
3 months ago
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the circus is over and all I have is this stupid bread
3 months ago
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I'd love to eat cake, actually
3 months ago
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my mental health hack is to eat 9 potstickers
3 months ago
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we still love the mariners baby
3 months ago
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getting a burger and fries from the fast casual vegan spot don't doxx me
3 months ago
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