Just trying to ball with my bros.

Baylor Scheierman

Does anyone know anything about the meaning behind Kyle Anderson’s Cardinal tattoo, because Google is just making shit up:

I’m so personally familiar with some of the faces Alex makes in this video. I’ve seen myself wearing them in Zoom calls so often recently. The tight “this shit suuuuuucks” smile.

There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws

This hits.

Me to my dog, who ate her own frozen turd and then barfed in the house.

Funny, after hearing this I really feel like I do

Love me some lies and nonsense.

sorry guys i accidentally deleted the spreadsheet with the first drafts of homophobic potato chip brands and it turns out it was somehow load bearing to the entire driving system and the only guy who knows how to fix it got fired in the union busting so

Google AI search results still killing it.

Alien: Earth makes two FX prestige series that have used Pearl Jam’s “Animal” in a big spot. It was never one of my favorites, but I gotta say, it worked on me both times.

Ozzy on pizza:

This is the breakdown I've been looking for. It's fucking crazy that they cut 27 million in payroll and saved 238 million in actual money. I was already aware of the various mechanisms at play, but it's still pretty shocking when put side-by-side so plainly.

I've watched like 200 episodes of ER and the entirety of The Pitt (twice) this spring. This explanatory video for the technique used in Jayson Tatum's achilles repair still sounds downright Turbo-Encabulator-esque to me:

Darren Aronofsky is making an old-style Guy Ritchie movie?

Celts in 7.

New bit where I pretend that I think 311 wrote "Informer" by Snow.

My body is a temple. The temple:

Basketball is THE BEST! I love it so much!

ER is a pretty good show.

Jellyfin. Please fix your mobile app.

Might have to sample @zachlowenba.bsky.social ‘s first swear word:

Its really fun that the Celtics have a superior duo to literally LeBron and Luka.

In honor of Brad saying “hell” in a press conference, I remind you all of a time he said “fuck”:

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.

Dude looks like the AI main character of a mandatory corporate cybersecurity course.

Now the whole country gets the experience of what it's like when private equity buys the place you work

Remember to spread a little joy, even if it will be fleeting

It’s fun that Mazzulla always moves the Gatorade out of the shot when he’s doing pressers. Not sure if he’s refusing to passively sell products in general? Or like, he thinks Gatorade is poison/a sin? It’s a fun detail when viewed against the rest of his whole warrior/cleric build.

😭😭😭😭😭

When I saw this developing, I knew Derrick would get him. Not that it’s extreme clairvoyance to predict a D-White block on the break, but I knew Brooks would play right into it.

cool, nice, I'd rather eat my own arm

Stump the Schwab but with Bobby Marks and doing what Bobby Marks does (tell a weird story about what he was doing when the trade was announced before a jarring transition to a thorough capological breakdown)

Show me your pet and what they were named after.

Yankee Candle Series #1

Second time in a month I’ve googled a fictional thing to confirm it’s not real and gotten a dumb AI summary that thinks it is, even though the first real result is a C list fandom wiki.

blackthorne: I’m an LA based comedian, writer, and podcaster, I mostly freelance and I’m trying to sell a horror feature mariko: the anjin is unemployed

“trans agenda” is how Super Mario would say transgender

Fuck.

Looking like Jerry Stiller’s Basketball Hall of Fame Enshrinement Speech

Free Software That Provides A Necessary Service But Could Stand to Be A Little Easier to Fucking Deal With Series #1

Mints Series #1

Watching Blackhat because I’m an eventual completionist. Hemsworth delivers one of the all-time strangest accents here. Somehow more distracting than the inauthentic hax0r terminology.