astagfirullah they couldn't even wait a day before coming for your eidi

at a family friend's house for an Eid brunch and they got a bouncy house for the kids, how do I break it to them that they're not leftists?

arsenal thobe is diabolical this man must be stopped

Nintendo are set to release a new ‘mature’ game, Yoshi and the Mysterious Cuck, where an Atlantic writer is forced to watch people experience joy, something he hasn’t done in years

did disc horse post this

one of my favorite keycap sets is coming back for a long overdue third run and this time with a manufacturer that knows how to make straight spacebars 🤓

The Coke Zero people are so needlessly smug. I don’t drink Diet Coke because I want Coca Cola with zero calories. I drink Diet Coke because there is something wrong with me; something deeply broken inside of me; something that will never truly be healed.

speaking of clowns yes I did laugh when they quadrupled down on starting with the inters, yes I did laugh when lando finally made an 11/10 start in the one situation where it absolutely did not matter, yes I did laugh extremely hard when he dnf'd

went non verbal during the indy 500 red flag and watched the rest of it offline, just catching up to the F1 race now during sicko hours and wowowowow just got to the big dnf ‼️ now sure how the rest of this unfolds but I trust one of you posted the mclaren pitwall clowns meme if warranted

"I want to feel it when I cross the finish line over the checkered flag, flat-out. Then I can feel the incredible energy from the fans. That was missing in 2020. That’s why I wanted to come back and focus on number three." 🥺 🥺 🥺

reposting this testimonial from a couple years ago to try and convince any straggler followers who aren't watching

more like ed cant penter amirite

what a huge bummer man wtf

sorry I'm still posting about F2 but lmao ofc the safety car would come out right after colton finally pits, chungus life and whatnot

will buxton saying this great nation should result in some sort of fine for him tbh

ah fuck he's already out of drs

made it to lap 5 before it happened

cheating on my fellow indy 500 posters by watching and probably posting about the F2 feature race first, assuming something interesting happens

didn't come to my senses in the shower and was still itching to post about today's main character, but I ended up getting on a call with my mom about family eid plans and now its too close to the start of the racing, so you've been sparred my "he's wrong but hear me out" rant for now

lord help me I am so tempted to yap about why the corey atad thread is like the least worst of the regularly scheduled "bsky is an echo chamber" threads and actually makes some decent points, while ultimately disagreeing with his thesis 😩 just to feel something?? who knows

“Bluesky is a bubble” Guys I literally just want to see the things choose to see on purpose and not have a weird algorithm feed me nazi shit

"Will Hathaway take his meds after this most recent robot battle?" is the real cliffhanger of The Sorcery of Nymph Circe

convinced a friend who's only even owned ~$60 gaming headsets and cheap earbuds to spend a couple hundred bucks on some open back planars 😈 I'm so excited for his life to change for the better forever

pov you're alex dunne at the canadian F2 sprint

isack hadjar completes mostly successful canadian GP sprint

hello human resources meme but the first looking good susan panel is cars passing and re-passing each other in F2, and the second looking good susan panel is cars passing and re-passing each other in F1

yellow car fast

90 ish minutes until the probably better F2 sprint

no respect for the man who showed him around the metro smh kids these days

isack was too close to max during sprint qually so the red bull deep state had to loosen a few screws

I’m Kimi Antonelli and welcome to Jack Ass

🥺 🥺 🥺

Relatable

legend

all the obvious society improving stuff aside, give it to boards for bros. a chicken in every pot except the chicken is a skateboard and the pot is kids hands

guy who just learned there's another canadian province with a separatist movement via bsky's trending tab

No matter how much you hate these people, it is not enough Guillotines are the moderate solution

please check in on your local destiny head

"which ten artists have you seen live" okay we get it, your parents weren't strict, no need to brag about it

this part was full of enders but the actual ender altered more people's brain chemistry than any other part in my lifetime

one of the most politically instructive things I lived through was a 2018 local ballot referendum to increase sales tax an additional 1.5% to pay for bussing expansion and public school HVAC repair backlog. the amount of discussion it took to convince friends and family really opened my eyes lol

bro really said we're going to enact the other extremely popular proposed solution for billionaires instead 👀

hey, uh, I screwed up my budget a little, it's two day before payday but my phone service ends today unless I fix it, I very much need it for my work. If anyone can help it would be appreciated. c: $jesswool93 v: @sylviej25

treated my brother to lunch to butter him up before asking for a big favor and by god did it work 😁

mark cuban is trending so tbh they should shut the site back down for another several hours

my mom had a phase where she literally carried adhesive back 3M wall hooks in her purse and installed em without asking at places she frequented 😅 mostly just the women's rooms at various doctors offices, doing the lords work as far as I'm concerned

yes I did send this to the gc with the caption "most of y'all"