damn not mister we must end the shutdown for the sake of federal workers actively blocking a harmless symbolic gesture in favor of those same federal workers

journalists, debate moderators, news anchors, and may allah forgive me for uttering this word but podcasters should keep pressing with follow up questions demanding proving claims or disproving counters when interviewing people that spew blatantly fascist or illiberal viewpoints and narratives

What if the wood chipper was very hungry? Have they thought of that?

I will not be entertaining the idea of Metroid Prime 4 doomerism

housing should not be a speculative asset or an investment vehicle of any sort, and school district funding should not be tied to it, and charter schools should be abolished. white people who say kismat, especially but not limited to the usual mispronunciation, should give me $500 per infraction

no more Britain

Rainbow capitalism is coming back in time for the midterms!

gaming in silence like lasagna

you ever pull up in a hotel room and find the consistency / smell / color of the "shampoo" and "shower gel" to be eerily similar? do you think they just see a commonly male name and think yeah this dingus probably uses the 19 in 1 gas station stuff anyway?

cmon universe give us the hat trick after kissinger and cheney 🤞🏼

The opinion desk is, with a few exceptions, staffed by dullards and reactionaries. Senior leadership has been on semi-open crusade against trans people. Star reporters covering Trump have seemingly held back info for books; those from the politics section openly launder right wingers as sources

bus driver just quadruple flashed his lights at some civic before overtaking, bro thinks he's kevin estre

I have to subscribe to the daily Hitler so I can figure out how to cook a fuckin chicken

every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites

GEORGE: And you know what the worst part is? JERRY: What? GEORGE: The anus he faked his death to post wasn’t even his! JERRY: So he stole hole? GEORGE: HE STOLE HOLE, JERRY!

can you believe I posted this before watching the sao paolo GP 🥴 my only lukewarm takes are: max would've finished 2nd even if he stayed out since he's waved lando past before when he knows he doesn't have a chance, and that oscar was only penalized because he braked to avoid a collision #F1

thought I was getting somewhere with the cute guy next to me on the plane, talked about housemarque games and japanese jazz bands, but then he suddenly asks the guy who he boarded with if he wants to share airpods and now they're listening to the music I just told him about 🥲

bluesky branding refresh unveiled

I lied turns out I still don't care that much about WEC titles, but congrats where its due it is nice to see maranello pick up some titles #WEC

my condolences to my fellow lando haters the sun has not been shining in our favor lately #F1

looking forward to all the pundits continuing to talk about how ferrari is the team that isn't meeting expectations at the end of this race weekend 🤡 #F1

hope yuki pulls another "I wasn't that far off max though" response when somebody inevitably asks him about his future with red bull racing after this session #F1

okay good the delays work in my favor, might be able to catch more of this session live than expected #F1

in america they will cut off your livelihood if you don't forcibly smile at and chitchat with patrons within a certain distance of you

since the broadcast missed it, here's Charles overtaking Alonso for you all

Another example of run offs not keeping the same topography as the track causing cars to take off. Something that absolutely should be eradicated from every track, but never does. This exact issue ended Pagenaud's career. I hate it. #F1

dammit man not gabi not here #F1

cutting the pip window just as charles wrapped up an overtake why would you do this to me specifically #F1

the old man really wanted his revenge #F1

nothing I've ever heard about the drivers group chat makes it seem like a fun or interesting place, but in an ideal world you know it would be absolute christmas in there the day liam finally gets booted from the sport #F1

that could've gotten so so so much worse had either of the subsequent cars hit one of the previous ones in the run-off #F1

lmao gp #F1

ty kimi for fueling "lando deployed oil slicks" theories I'm sure everybody will be very normal about that radio #F1

Colapinto celebrating his new Alpine deal in style too

max really stole the old man's prep strat and then overtook him huh #F1

never got around to watching sprint qually but lol @ yuki and liam once again starting a session next to each other #F1

if u hate Zohran Mamdani so much why don’t u marry him

This deserves more attention: a CPUSA candidate got elected. www.peoplesworld.org/article/comm...

I gotta take back some of the smack I've talked about sugar land muslims because I just attended jumma in the accursed lands and witnessed many uncles be extremely giddy and hyped about mamdani, one even shouted down an argument about him being shia 🥹 maybe there's hope for sugar land after all

thank you universe for timing the charles spin precisely with the second I tuned in to sprint qually 🥴 #F1

easiest decision of their life

as somebody who doesn't need the fancy whizbangery of the airpods but would definitely appreciate replaceable batteries, reeeally hoping they add wireless charging to the case of the next gen fairbuds

Subway drop the $5 foot long throwback to celebrate

"we previously did a bad thing for a prolonged period, so now we can never be expected to course correct at any point in time thereafter ☝🏼🤓"

me if I ever meet the alberta lads from the discord 🥺

"all the communists that you look up to from past and present, their job was not to call people libs for a couple hours. that's not what they did. they built coalitions. they did the work of trying to convince people to believe in and build a different project. they fed people. they housed people."

BREAKING: After months of stonewalling by Starbucks, unionized baristas just voted 92% to authorize a ULP strike unless Starbucks finalizes fair contracts & stops union busting. If forced, our baristas will strike in dozens of cities on November 13 – the company's busiest sales day of the year.

maaaaan not this terf island dweeb trying to claim any alignment with the most unapologetically pro trans rights cis politician of my lifetime just because he's in vogue now 🙄 wes can fuck right off he wouldn't know what real progressivism's about if his life depended on it

repeat after me, ashhadu

quote post number 4837 saying this goes hard af