Eepy Thursday. Nick falls asleep to the sound of Food Dad’s conference calls.

Questionable Life Choices, White Castle Edition

Tesla cars are for driving what LLMs are for critical thinking.

I LOLed. I was probably going to hell already anyway, so “Eh.”

Pensive Wednesday.

Not my Cat Monday, Porch Edition

I ❤️ this. According to the Bible, Jesus was an immigrant too, to avoid persecution from Herod. Imagine if Egypt had evicted his parents right back into Israel…

…The very second any neurodivergent person in this job gets out of bounds or becomes seen as a "problem"— not something that ever randomly happens based on neurotypical reads of us or whims, right ND folx?— they're out the door, at *Best*. This is such a shitshow. bsky.app/profile/wolv...

Conversation Wednesday.

LOL. I’ve been through two IEP processes as a parent, and a couple of assisting with gathering data for IEP building purposes. I have an education background and know the process backward and forward. And no, it isn’t a picnic, and I absolutely only did it as a parent because I HAD to.

Great. No Amazon or Target as much as possible in this household. But if you read the article, Etsy is also gambling on Chat GPT, so there goes more online shopping.

Paint me Like One of Your French Girls Ssturday.

Centerpiece Thursday.

A movie that takes place where you’re from. - kind of

“No kisses” Sunday

But what of the millions of sycophants who re-elected Orange Voldemort in spite of him doing this on 1/6/2021? They’re itching to see hangings, killings, etc. What do we do about them?

Check out Wee Willy Winky over here

Yes, it is.

Mmhmm

Mother and Son Tuesday.

LOL. The correct premise is that it was a grift. Just like every other endeavor ketamine boy is involved in.

The more I see comments on Bluesky alluding to Olivia Nuzzi’s new book, the more I wanna go like this:

Correct! Absolutely nothing!

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

Calm vest, Sunday edition.

TIL

Love and purrs, Friday Edition.

I just remembered my dumbest pet peeve. I hate it when people act like legumes are vegetables. Legumes aren’t vegetables. They’re proteins. But see, it isn’t enough for me to point it out. I have to be insufferable about it.

Did somebody say woke?

Katie Wilson likely to be Seattle's next mayor! Whoo!!! In my book, even a puppy would do a better job than Harrell has done in 4 years. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

“You sit on a throne of clouds” edition.

My youngest cat has become obsessed with our (newly refinished) basement. He has already ruined a door’s trim trying to explore. Just realized that the only way to outsmart this truly impulsive little dude is not to outsmart him, but rather to figure out how his stupid works. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Velcro baby Friday.

Most of city government in Seattle that was on the ballot has now flipped to wins for the challengers. Except for the mayoral campaign. The incumbent seems ahead, which I don’t like. I’ve bern here 15 years, and it seems like all the city picks is DINOs for mayor. So tired of that.

Birb Watching Tuesday

“Hello ma’am, we received some reports that you were causing a disturbance. Is there anything we can do to help?” “I knew it. HELP! HELP! The Mamdani morality police are here to force me to convert! HELP!” *tiny white lady with a septum piercing mumbles “we got another one” into a walkie talkie*

So, I live in a rather high COL neighborhood. We get feelers about selling our house on the regular. By “we” I mean mostly the spouse. I only maybe get one a year, if even. Spouse gets one a month. There’s a secret to that.

we can finally talk about dick cheney and jack donaghy's night of passion

apple.news/AbFvIXm43RPy... Dear Washington State: why are we paying federal taxes again? Just curious.

“You haven’t been home and I’m mad” Monday. Me too, cat. Me too.

Bonus “I still love you, meowther” moment from Ashley. They all got extra pets before I had to leave the house again.

Looking at every Cuomo endorsement

Nicely done. You can’t both believe in an omnipotent god and contradict the rules deriving from that belief.

For Halloween, a golden oldie of Boris the cat pretending to be a human baby.

Chicago ICE Raids By The Numbers https://theonion.com/chicago-ice-raids-by-the-numbers/

“Part of me fits, so I fits”. Mental Schemas Thursday.

Just came up with the perfect summation for our disaster of an era. Too many alleged adults read Ayn Rand, not enough of them read Hannah Arendt.