Hey guys, let's all meet at the local Al Green's.

Read my new story about life and death at a community garden. GOD OF THE COMMUNITY GARDEN at the one and only @burialmagazine.bsky.social

Feel like Marshawn was talking directly to me.

Seahawks championship and my new book officially out on Tuesday. Just a giant day for SeaTac. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING! autofocusbooks.com/store/p/tacoma

Talking about Super Bowl commercials used to be delighting in twerking frogs or chuckling over an incontinent Horatio Nelson on the toilet, etc. Now it's all about how much we despise crypto and AI.

If I wanted to sell a product, I too would use the name Elon. People love that.

Someone could set up a tomato stand. Maybe have some eggs.

Staring at this unwieldy novel draft is like

Among the batch of newly released emails from Jeffrey Epstein: Epstein telling Peter Thiel he would “gladly share…expenses for the Gawker suit.” This was sent the day after @rmac.bsky.social and @mattdrange.bsky.social reported in Forbes that Thiel was behind the lawsuit that would bankrupt Gawker

Newcastle-Liverpool fans not giving a shit what happens with Isak

Magical Ibou

How many rhymes could Ave Vigoda have possibly had? Must have been a lot.

This novel is like five novels in one while still being a single novel. It's a delight. Pre-orderrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

The people of Minnesota have executed one of the most impressive civil resistance campaigns I can remember: - Organized a city wide general strike - Maintained nonviolent discipline amidst violence - Mobilized 10,000s in subzero temps to protest and watch ICE - Flipped public opinion against ICE

if bovino is out and conservatives are turning on noem then there is a real opportunity to demand that miller resign too.

Here's a thing to read in the 45 seconds between doomscrolling and getting back to you miserable job: Thanks so much to @delgeo14.bsky.social & Marie-Louise McGuinness from Raw Lit for publishing it. And to Amy Marques for the great artwork. rawlit.weebly.com/8_4.html.

Warm up that turkey, Levi's Stadium. We're coming home.

My hot take is you should be allowed to taunt

Fox Nation Presents: Teenjus

No, fuck this excuse-making. Trump talked endlessly about getting retribution on everyone who he thought wronged him, and that definitely included blue-state voters. People who voted for Trump either actively wanted this, or were indifferent to it happening. But they didn’t not know. We all knew.

Don't let anyone tell you this isn't what they voted for

The murder of Alex Pretti was not a "hearbreaking tragedy." It was a capital crime and should be always be called that.

Short Story, Long submissions open one more week. They close midnight, next Saturday! Longer stories (~3k-8k words), every other week, accompanied by an interview with the author the following week, and every story paired with original art commissioned for the story. (Writer & Artist paid $150)

I can't believe "asking Donald Trump to stop" is still the strategy

The trouble with the trigger is the wrong finger is on it, says kinder, gentler machine gun hand

Sick of waking up with blood on my hands.

Abolish my ICE, too, while you're at it. And yours, if you're willing to give up all that cute wiggle room you just gave yourself.

Swamp Thing/Man-Thing crossover titled "Peated Rivalry"

Catherine, we live in a world that has heights, and those heights have to be wuthered by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Hindley? (Just thought this bc someone today said they thought young Jack Nicholson would've been a good Heathcliff. This joke's a real jerk store moment)

I've got a box of advance copies of TACOMA. Would love to give a couple away. Maybe let's do this... Tell me/rave about a fave piece on @havehashad.com. I'll RT them from HAD and randomly select 2 or 3 tomorrow morning to send a copy to.

Brock Purdeez

The Full Monty's on TCM, and I'll never forget how angry people got when I said Yes, it is, in fact, better than Titanic.

For the record, I'm NOT a piece of garbage!

Watched El Clasico earlier in the day, and anyone who sneers about soccer being the boring sport is getting exactly what they deserve right now with this Niners-Eagles game.

Married into Bears family, so laughing at that fumble did not go over well.

So happy to share the cover for @suzyeynon.bsky.social’s forthcoming novella, Terrestrial (May 2026, preorders open now and copies will be signed by the author). As ever, @angeelio.bsky.social gave us something special. malarkeybooks.com/store/terres...

🚨 NEW @livesinpages.bsky.social! 🚨

A short little piece you might “enjoy”, a brief respite from mounting horrors www.havehashad.com/preview/hadp... Thanks @aaronburch.bsky.social & @havehashad.com for believing

Stubbed my toe just as a firework went off, and never has that sound felt more appropriate.

Right now, a pick 6 would be greatly appreciated.

No one needs my negativity today. Just repeating it as a reminder to myself.

Frank is the last guy to ever ask for help, but he's going through it right now and could really use your help. He's a killer writer and a great great dude. Please consider throwing a few bucks his way.

That said, don't let them awe or frighten you. Don't let them make you think this changes everything. They always say that. It doesn't, and they are still weak, and we are still going to win.

Short Story, Long submissions are open.

Finished story set in fictional Western Balkan country. Just dudes in tracksuits smoking cigarettes in a chopshop. Remember me when I'm canceled by Serbia.

Teaching kids, they kinda create your identity. Coworker became Cat Lady bc she saw a kitten pic & got excited. I'm Barca Guy bc I told them I hate Real/Ronaldo 🤷 Eventually you just lean into it. Anyway, assigning a reading on Laszlo Kubala first day back bc ragebait is my 2026 pedagogy lens.

I don't think there's a ballsier book title than Phillip Roth's The Great American Novel. Nothing beats it in my mind.

Now that I'm not mad about the result anymore, just want to say miss him so much.