Jess Roveda
@jessroveda.bsky.social
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🏳️🌈🎸🥳 Gritty, poppy, and a whole lot of fun 📍Toronto jessroveda.com
sound person complimented the tones and levels of my custom presets tn
14 days ago
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It’s crazy to me when bands ask the audience “hey how do we sound out there, can you hear everything okay?” like is the sound person not immediately thinking “oh yeah okay guess I’ll go fuck myself then”?
22 days ago
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Toronto! I’ll be playing my first show of 2026 at Handlebar this Thursday. Just myself, no band for this set. PWYC! ✌️
27 days ago
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Zoe Tunnell
about 1 month ago
When I say Jackass is lesbian culture I FUCKIN MEAN IT
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Timothy
about 1 month ago
Bring back the ancient knowledge
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What’s a shorter way to say “I do in fact have a strong opinion on this but I have absolutely zero interest in arguing about it for 45 minutes with a stranger online”
about 2 months ago
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king
about 2 months ago
‘if you don’t learn to use AI, you’ll get left behind!’ 🍆✊
www.patreon.com/posts/155290...
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Retro Computers
about 2 months ago
If you have Angelfire or Tripod webpages, or Angelfire email, back it up now. A shutdown within the next 27 days is coming but they have not given us an exact time yet.
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(slides the mixing engineer $10) can you make it sound like Metallica Load and ReLoad
2 months ago
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standing outside Mandarin wearing a lime green hanky in my back left pocket
2 months ago
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Cheer Captain
3 months ago
On Bluesky you have to refer to Kathleen Hanna’s band as ⓘ Sexually Suggestive Kill
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in this house we [van halen starts playing]
3 months ago
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Niko Stratis
3 months ago
there should be a special license, renewed every 6 months, for men that photograph women on stage
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Catbus
3 months ago
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Cold take but We Might Even Be Falling in Love by Victoria Monet should be longer than 51 seconds. It needs a 17 minute suite like a classic Donna Summer record.
3 months ago
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People in Toronto love to line up for things in shitty weather and boy am I feeling very Torontonian right now being the second person in a 2 person line up
4 months ago
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rue
4 months ago
the sacred text
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confession I’d never seen Jurassic Park ever before until last night and I loved it but also WHAT THE FUCK
4 months ago
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In a constant cycle > shopping at winners > finds cosmetic / hair product I love for an affordable price > discontinued 9 months later > trying to buy up all the clearance stock > where tf can I find something just as good for an affordable price > “oh hey a new product I really like at winners”
5 months ago
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Fly high, Toronto angel 🕊️🤍
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5 months ago
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Traitors Canada challenges: Fly and land a plane but watch out! 3 out of 4 landing pads are hidden minefields. You will win $200. Traitors USA challenges: seek and find! Match the colours and shapes! :) you will win $50,000.
5 months ago
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tweaking the pwyc terms to include canadian tire money and bags of m&ms in lieu of cash
5 months ago
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throwing back this whole bag of Costco cheese curds like they’re chips
5 months ago
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Finally started a pin board yay :)
5 months ago
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resisting the urge to say “you mean this picnic is ruining our ants!!!!” anytime Roll To Me starts playing in public
5 months ago
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she’s unsure about the cat grass
5 months ago
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uber driver has a playlist of breakup bangers going rn and idk who hurt my man Albert but shame on you
5 months ago
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my mom changed her ringtone to the “womp womp womp womppppp” trumpet and I just KNOW that’s gonna go off in public at the worst / funniest possible time
6 months ago
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rewatching Buffy for the first time in like 15ish years on s2e3 and i’ve already had it up to here with drusilla….pointless ass annoying ass coquette heroin chic ass lana del rey vinyl ass character
8 months ago
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Toronto! Tomorrow! Alt rock and metal at Drake Underground. Lots of riffs and lots of fun, 7-10pm, $15 at the door only!
9 months ago
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lesbian guitarist who dooms: Ellen Djenteres
10 months ago
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restaurants stop using AI to generate pics of your food!! the dripping wing sauce looks like cum!!!
10 months ago
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Niko Stratis
10 months ago
This is an incredible lede, like an undercover cop trying to blend in at a farmers market
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something so comforting about seeing this diva in a shop window
10 months ago
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If you like this cool as all hell poster by the talented
@emmaembur.bsky.social
then you’re gonna LOVE the show it’s advertising!! Toronto, Drake Underground, Sept 6. Lots of riffs! Lots of girls! Lots of gay! Lots of fun!!! We’ll see ya there! ✌🏻
10 months ago
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The entire history of popular music, according to Nintendo’s official Mario Paint Player’s Guide (1992)
11 months ago
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⚠️ eve g ⚠️
11 months ago
People are sharing a lot of resources on how to make your own website so I've updated the website-building section of my site with a link to some of the best I've found. PLEASE make your own website, it is fun (sometimes)! Fast (sometimes)!! Free (sometimes)!!! 💻
evegwood.com/links#resour...
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Spent weeks playing Gold Randomizer only for the Pokemon in place of Lugia to be an Igglybuff 🥴
11 months ago
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just overheard someone ask “remember that show?” about sex and the city
12 months ago
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Anna wintour stepped down I can’t believe we’re getting a second new pope this year
12 months ago
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🎶 at Wilkin’s Hydunai and Subaru, we have Hyundais and Subarus 🎵
12 months ago
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Pikachu is to Porygon what Justin Timberlake is to Janet Jackson
12 months ago
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Toronto! Very excited to be playing this free show as a part of Pride celebrations next week :)
about 1 year ago
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Gotta whole buncha shows coming up :)
about 1 year ago
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rockumentary about women playing in a band use a song that’s not rebel girl in your trailer challenge
about 1 year ago
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we’re now this close to legalizing poppers
about 1 year ago
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Unfortunate that I never saw this diva once when I lived at Y/D a few years ago
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about 1 year ago
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everytime I listen to Boston self titled I feel like this guy
about 1 year ago
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we need Kitchen Nightmares for bands
about 1 year ago
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