(slides the mixing engineer $10) can you make it sound like Metallica Load and ReLoad

standing outside Mandarin wearing a lime green hanky in my back left pocket

On Bluesky you have to refer to Kathleen Hanna’s band as ⓘ Sexually Suggestive Kill

in this house we [van halen starts playing]

there should be a special license, renewed every 6 months, for men that photograph women on stage

LOGGING ON

Cold take but We Might Even Be Falling in Love by Victoria Monet should be longer than 51 seconds. It needs a 17 minute suite like a classic Donna Summer record.

People in Toronto love to line up for things in shitty weather and boy am I feeling very Torontonian right now being the second person in a 2 person line up

the sacred text

confession I’d never seen Jurassic Park ever before until last night and I loved it but also WHAT THE FUCK

In a constant cycle > shopping at winners > finds cosmetic / hair product I love for an affordable price > discontinued 9 months later > trying to buy up all the clearance stock > where tf can I find something just as good for an affordable price > “oh hey a new product I really like at winners”

Fly high, Toronto angel 🕊️🤍

Traitors Canada challenges: Fly and land a plane but watch out! 3 out of 4 landing pads are hidden minefields. You will win $200. Traitors USA challenges: seek and find! Match the colours and shapes! :) you will win $50,000.

tweaking the pwyc terms to include canadian tire money and bags of m&ms in lieu of cash

throwing back this whole bag of Costco cheese curds like they’re chips

Finally started a pin board yay :)

resisting the urge to say “you mean this picnic is ruining our ants!!!!” anytime Roll To Me starts playing in public

she’s unsure about the cat grass

uber driver has a playlist of breakup bangers going rn and idk who hurt my man Albert but shame on you

my mom changed her ringtone to the “womp womp womp womppppp” trumpet and I just KNOW that’s gonna go off in public at the worst / funniest possible time

rewatching Buffy for the first time in like 15ish years on s2e3 and i’ve already had it up to here with drusilla….pointless ass annoying ass coquette heroin chic ass lana del rey vinyl ass character

Toronto! Tomorrow! Alt rock and metal at Drake Underground. Lots of riffs and lots of fun, 7-10pm, $15 at the door only!

lesbian guitarist who dooms: Ellen Djenteres

restaurants stop using AI to generate pics of your food!! the dripping wing sauce looks like cum!!!

This is an incredible lede, like an undercover cop trying to blend in at a farmers market

something so comforting about seeing this diva in a shop window

If you like this cool as all hell poster by the talented @emmaembur.bsky.social then you’re gonna LOVE the show it’s advertising!! Toronto, Drake Underground, Sept 6. Lots of riffs! Lots of girls! Lots of gay! Lots of fun!!! We’ll see ya there! ✌🏻

The entire history of popular music, according to Nintendo’s official Mario Paint Player’s Guide (1992)

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Spent weeks playing Gold Randomizer only for the Pokemon in place of Lugia to be an Igglybuff 🥴

just overheard someone ask “remember that show?” about sex and the city

Anna wintour stepped down I can’t believe we’re getting a second new pope this year

🎶 at Wilkin’s Hydunai and Subaru, we have Hyundais and Subarus 🎵

Pikachu is to Porygon what Justin Timberlake is to Janet Jackson

Toronto! Very excited to be playing this free show as a part of Pride celebrations next week :)

Gotta whole buncha shows coming up :)

rockumentary about women playing in a band use a song that’s not rebel girl in your trailer challenge

we’re now this close to legalizing poppers

Unfortunate that I never saw this diva once when I lived at Y/D a few years ago

everytime I listen to Boston self titled I feel like this guy

we need Kitchen Nightmares for bands

Canadian ZZ Top cover band zed zed top

the temperatures are consistently above 0 and I need carshare to give us options for convertibles

Can’t stop saying “rocks” like I’m Sting singing Roxanne but getting cut off before saying Anne

Seasonal depression ends as soon as outside starts looking like how The Game of Love - Michelle Branch sounds

how do I skip directly to windows 12. pls.

I’m probably not the first person to make this connection but virgin and chad are really just Prozakk in both appearance and characterization

is there drama in the Elvis impersonator community?

[rupaul voice, talking to a band] “your cover of Breed was a bit…inbred”