Good lord look at that barnet #totp

Just play Kitty monologues on loop

Miles is doing sterling work here. This is as much data as the modern game really needs. #mostfood

Jamie Oliver’s just used the phrase “leftover hot cross bun” What the hell does that mean?

Stop apologising for the language. It’s worse where I am, believe me.

That has been golf

Well this is golf

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Right then lads, let’s batter these Americans at the golf.

Dickie Bird. Always a wonderful interview. Usually he cried with happiness. Every season when Barnsley got to the playoffs we’d go and interview him for Hallam FM. Always, ALWAYS would say, “this success is for everyone, especially the tea ladies”

Finally reading Paul du Noyer’s “Conversations with McCartney” and it’s fabulous to know Macca says “lolly ice” too

Nice to see the King preparing for the President's state visit…

INCREDIBLE Marathon finish

The Reds, there.

Hang It In The Louvre

You can read the words clearer on this one

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Plum Porter isn’t it? Marvellous. Phwoar. Isn’t it? Marvellous.

Not even a “Gesundheit” That’s a pisstake of a Taking of Pelham 123 isn’t it?

Handy Venn diagram.

My rule of thumb is that a protest is not newsworthy if it draws a smaller crowd then I would get at a Lib Dem event for a session titled 'Why the British Standard for letterboxes is a failure'. But looking at the news, I see my rule of thumb is once again failing.

Right then Coventry City, the 10-0 is ON

And within 8 years they had utterly changed the musical world, and much of the rest of the world with it. Genuinely incredible. From some sweaty Liverpool cellar, it’s all there already. That point where John eyeballs the camera. He knows. And now you do too.

Ron Manager; Saturday afternoon is football #thefastshow #premierleague

Stop getting penalties wrong!

Steak and Champers. Footballer.

BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed.

Classic British Summer afternoon. Bike ride, scotch egg, lovely pint, stung by a wasp. Classic.

Someone put 50p in the meter. That Kinks backing track is right wobblybob #weatherhitsatthebbc

Yes, yes I do think we need to use Ye Ke Ye Ke for Hugo Ekitike. No, I don’t know how you’re going to do it, but someone will. #LFC youtu.be/hdeoNf62A6s?...

No, he’s more giving you his bat because you’ve brought a (badly) coloured-in sheet of A4. Dads. Stop this.

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

How many girls are out taking pens like that now? #ChloeBloodyKelly

Kelly and the keeper. Absolute superstars

PELANTIES

Yesterday’s Daily Mail magazine just piling on through with their cover piece despite, y’know. And no, I don’t think he’ll be asking him for cooking tips.

This Whitney concert was - if nothing else - a huge fire risk

Imagine going into journalism to argue that not enough civilians have been killed in a war crime.

Ozzy Osbourne meets Paul McCartney for the first time, 2001.

This lot have sold their souls haven’t they? The devils team!

One of the laziest second-hand music opinions is that Oasis imitated the Beatles when they mostly sounded like Slade

“Fire towards” Honestly, the treading on eggshells in newsrooms around this is plain wrong. They shot them.

PELANTIES

Petition for auto-deletion of all episodes of podcasts where a guest says, “As I was saying to you outside/before we started recording” I WASN’T THERE JUST SAY IT NOW

NEW: Metadata from the “raw” Epstein prison video shows approximately 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from one of two stitched-together clips. The cut starts right at the “missing minute.”

Not sure this is quite right