Just found out someone gave a friend of mine a grand piano. If anyone wants to give me a grand piano PLEASE FEEL FREE

The power of art.

Hey english-folklores, new Good Place curse just dropped

Feels like it's been October for two months.

If your app needs to add these features maybe it's just not that great for people??? techcrunch.com/2025/11/18/t...

I can't stop thinking about the guy I overheard in the grocery store telling his partner he didn't want to buy those big Chinese carrots because they "looked photoshopped."

But I just want to listen to podcasts.

brb robbing a bank so I can afford to drink coffee.

That Eurovision stuff in the budget is weird.

A great good morning to all New Yorkers, but especially Young Cardamom.

Canadians for Zohran Mamdani.

I’ll tell you who has no use for Daylight Savings Time and that’s my cat, who for SOME REASON isn’t getting dinner at the usual time.

“What if I just impulsively jumped on a plane to see the Geese show in Vancouver on Saturday?” I thought. “How much would tickets be?” LOLOLOL $416 aka the lowest Ticketmaster resale. We can never have nice things again.

when i was younger we had different things than the things people have now

I got 16/25 on this quiz and I don't even live there. I am almost a true New Yorker in my heart. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

The best the right can do as a comeback is say Hasan Piker abuses his dog.

🐹 Before viral videos on TikTok or YouTube, there was Hampsterdance. Full of dancing hamster GIFs & a sped-up tune, it became one of the internet’s first viral hits. You can still dance to it on the #WaybackMachine ➡️ web.archive.org/web/19991222... #Wayback1T 🧵

If he ends up actually getting a Nobel Peace Prize I just don’t even know how to feel about it.

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

When the temperature is still summer but the sun is setting in autumn.

from the latest print edition of ‘The Onion’

Really never thought ostriches would be in the news so much. In Canada.

Call Me Maybe Mashed Up With NIN's Head Like a Hole kottke.org/13/03/call-m...

Boy Golden Details New Album 'Best of Our Possible Lives,' Shares Lead Single "Suffer"

Now this is a kind of subversion I can really get behind.

I pass an elementary school on my way to work, and I'm always pleased to see that the decades-old practice of "trying to make cars honk by pumping your arms" is still going strong.

Trying to bring more attention to awareness.

Harry Styles ran the Berlin Marathon in under three hours. He registered for the race under the pseudonym Sted Sarandos.

Zohran Mamdani, currently, and he better still be around to be elected afterwards.

Measureless liar

Banning Kneecap from Canada is bullshit.

Ready to sign up for the Kimmel/Colbert YouTube channel.

Can you just make it possible to buy stuff *inside* the Bandcamp app? Come on now.

this is how they think

Maximum amount of sitting on the patio time accomplished today. I am very grateful for unions, but I did not labour much today.

Love this energy of Trump trying to fire people and them just saying, "Um, actually, no."

Please let Zohran Mamdani get elected so that I can continue my unreasonably large crush on the *actual* mayor of New York instead of just some guy who wants to be that (I’ll still love him anyway who am I kidding)

tiktok shop really gets me

Not to be all like that, but I figured they were going to get married. It’s like an American royal wedding, how could it not happen?

This is a damn manifesto and I am here for it. The defense against slop and brainrot open.substack.com/pub/pauljun/...

I have what is apparently the worst song ever stuck in my head so today’s going to be GREAT.

They should call them Little Free Bookstores because nobody’s returning those things.

Some drinks only taste right in certain mugs I will not explain further

An extremely complicated story handled with grace, intelligence, and force by the great @epcalabro.bsky.social: www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...

August doesn’t even feel like summer. It’s more like the green room for fall.

If I could have a leisurely coffee on my patio every day in some kind of perpetual summer, I feel like I could face almost anything in the world.

Just referred to my backyard as “backstage,” so I’m telling you that theatre kid energy never goes away.

I wish I could buy a subscription to a TV show to ensure it would continue. Like, I would buy a subscription to Severance. Could we adopt the Substack model for prestige TV?

I do NOT want to see or hear the words “summer clearance” anywhere near this month.