First: the argument that you must be a scholar or an activist is based on a false dichotomy between scholarship and activism. Second: institutions will never, ever love you. Act accordingly.

Howdy howdy howdy.

incels love to reply “you will die alone” to women who are happily married with two kids

Hi! My name is…

It’s me. Hi. I’m the problem it’s me.

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BREAKING: COVID Renewed For Another Season

Please. My Locker. It is so Hurt.

What if I just quote myself with this every single time I think somebody needs to be doing a class action lawsuit? Wait a second. That would be every minute of every day.

People really need to be utilizing class action lawsuits more often.

Strong people don’t need to step on others.

Coparenting is for cool parents.

I think I’ll be on today! And streaming is going to be more normal now that the kiddos are back in school. Thank you for cheering me on! 💕💕

Unlawful, Unruly, Untamed.

Officially starting my Boobs Butts Books Show on Only Fans. I talk about this book, and then read aloud from it. Nude. Learning is hot. COME do it with me! My ideas are so lost on Appalachia. I shoot them out and everyone hates them. So I'll do them online.

I had a dream I had a successful career. Then I woke up. Now is the time to make dreams come true.

Also like with abandon, people like people who like them. Likes are free. Why be stingy?

Chuck Yeager they asses! 💕😎 And solid advice to live by on the Sky. Thank you, Faine!

I got underwear with my dog on my ass. Dachshund life forever. Yes I have a wedgie here leave me alone my dog looks like she loves me.

You are the Master of your own Matrix.

I equated the internet to an amusement park, but with data tracking, in my latest piece and I'm very proud of that.

I swear the cat is happier than she looks.

Being angry all the time seems exhausting.

Showing off my new boobs. I didn’t get them done I just gained some weight and look healthy again.

look, I'm an idiot too, you're not special

I hope he buys LinkedIn next

Nothing says Monday more than your kid missing the school bus. Except Garfield.

I gained 10 pounds from my medication and now people think I got a boob job. That’s successful investing.

Sometimes saying nothing is a superpower.

culturally appropriating the way Natasha Lyonne says “cock-a-roach”

I go on YouTube soon and I’m gonna try not to shit my pants.

I wonder what it’s like to be loved where you are.

Oh man, I just read through a thread of gamer dudes who are furious that they "accidentally" ended up in a same-sex coupling in Baldur's Gate 3 when they were just trying to bro down with Gale. Absolute GOTY.

Why do I feel stupid? I come undone.

My life is a satire account.

I’ve come undone. In this mad season.

Day 6 of trying to make Pizza Hut jealous by changing my name to Subway. If I win that sweepstakes and change my name to Subway, I bet Pizza Hut will notice me and realize what we could have been.

grammar rule: it's "I" before "E" except after 9/11. After that, everything changed

I’m spending the week before school without my kids violently high. This is an acceptable way to prep for the school year. It’s just weed leave me alone.

Life is short. Hit that pen.

Again, an example: disabled people demanded remote options for work and education for years and were told that these options were too difficult, too expensive, too time consuming. When COVID hit, suddenly every institution had the resources to do what disabled people asked for for years.

I’m headed to the Taylor Swift state shortly. That means me blasting Taylor for 6 hours. This is a Swift Family.