bro last night was a blurry, laggy and heavily-compressed twenty-second video taken on a Nokia 5140i's 0.3 megapixel camera

pa: ill tell you boy. Playing as a girl in those computer games is how satan and antifa gets you son: oh no pa! What do I do? Do I burn it? pa: that thing cost money. better just look at her ass all the time son: but pa she's some kinda bug or somethin pa: bugs got asses, boy

the number of Oireachtas members who repeated verbatim 'well we didn't agree on everything' and nominating her anyway is funny. getting swayed by Maria Steen is like losing chess to a dog

missed a social cue that could've led to a deeper, more invigorating conversation with a stranger

it's 2am i am listening to ambient music and i will never die

me aged seven pointing out which lego bionicle i want to my mother

Good thing the Soc Dems expended so much political capital and goodwill with their activist base to welcome Eoin Hayes back into the fold after the Palantir shares scandal. now to take a big swig of coffee and read the news

this is like if Mark Carney posted thoughts and prayers for John McGuirk getting his arm stuck in a vending machine

Genuine question - did our Taoiseach post anything similar when Melissa Hortman, an actual US elected official, was assassinated a few months ago?

i know this is the least of his worries rn but it was short-sighted of charlie kirk to wear a white shirt today of all days

Superman Gaiden

born too early to explore space. born too late to explore the earth. born just in time to log onto publicjobs.ie

if you research a medication that would make a substantial impact on your health and can name it to your doctor, the doctor should be obliged to prescribe it to you like the pharmaceutical version of Rumpelstiltskin

i will be leaking the Nintendo Switch 2 console launch... ... in FIVE MINUTES

oh so noel grealish got a super junior ministry did he? a healy-rae in government is it?

ah fuck, off by one

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'winter solstice'? i think you mean Grinch Mean Time (GMT)

what happens when the unstoppable 'i really wish I weren't living through a major historical event right now!' meets the immovable 'nothing ever happens'

broadly agree but also i don't think this goes far enough. they should invent new parties, leaders and ideologies for the sole purpose of facilitating the messiest #GE2024 debates known to man. i want Juche sympathisers, rural minarchists and progressive kleptocrats

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welp, time for my yearly skeet. ... that was fun. see you next year

you couldn't make blazing saddles today. because a lot of the cast and crew are dead

How the various Doctors(s) from 'Doctor Who' would've handled 9/11, a thread: 1st: lets 9/11 happen and laments that someone should've stopped it 2nd: bluffs his way into the cockpit by saying his doctorate is in airliners or some bullshit. this stops 9/11

I've been reading Elizabeth's work for about ten years now (how time flies!) and it's fair to say she's had the biggest impact on how I view not just my favourite TV show, but on my appreciation of art in general. Her Patreon is well worth your time (and money!)

having the radio on in the background at work puts my mind in some very dark spaces sometimes. when did we as a society decide that Dermot Kennedy was allowed. who okay'd that

saw a Lego advert but I scrolled past thinking it was some lame Star Wars shit and it was actually the Concorde plane from the Lego Icons range oops

❓DID YOU KNOW❓ The Pyramid of Power (left), the final area in the SNES classic "The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past," is based on the Met Éireann Meteorological Centre (right), first constructed in 1979.

one of my fave Irish Twitter bits is ppl tweeting 'fuck oh fuck' and 'oh dear God no!!' without context and you fear the worst but they're actually talking about Liverpool FC missing an open goal

Richard Ayoade became famous for his role in Garth Meregini's Darkplace as a deliberately stiff, wooden actor and did not alter that performance for any of his subsequent roles. incredible talent

"sir, a second book of kells has just been blocked by student protests"

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