I’m triggered. I keep hearing over and over on the news about the importance of the Strait of Hormuz. Well, what about the Lesbian, Gay, Bi, or Trans of Hormuz? The queer erasure of the mainstream media knows no bounds. I’m livid. 😤

Alberta pours an egregious amount of public funds into private schools. We’re one of only a few provinces that fund private schools at all, at higher levels than any other jurisdiction. Meanwhile, public schools continue to be defunded and attacked. This entire situation should outrage everyone.

It’s always interesting to me that all these anti-trans bigots like to claim “basic biology” as a shield for their hatred. Yet, when you ask them to explain, their understanding of biology falls far short of “basic”. 🏳️‍⚧️

Just a reminder to anyone who wants to lick Peter Lougheed’s asshole as some stellar example of an exceptional Premier, he’s the reason we have the Notwithstanding Clause, and also why Alberta’s economy is so heavily tied to selling our garbage product to the US. So he can eat shit IMHO.

happy sunday, remember that you are completely expendable to your employer and that when you die they will forget you ever existed within weeks and easily replace you

Really, truly amazing that OpenAI wants us to believe that they are worth a trillion dollars but also they are so desperate for revenue that they created an infinite SlopTok app that opens them up to a billion lawsuits just so that they can maybe someday make it even worse by filling it with ads.

I’m incredibly frustrated by the argument that so-called progressives keep making purporting to “meet the electorate”, or to steer clear of “hot button issues” because people don’t care about that, or anything that mentions a purity test. Not only is it outright offensive, it’s so blatantly lazy.

Conservative hypocrisy knows no bounds. 💯😒

I maintain everything I’ve ever said about rural Alberta. Battle River-Crowfoot, despite what you say, you sure must love Ottawa. As you just elected the Ottawa establishment, personified, to never represent your interests in parliament. Congratulations on fully embodying the dumb hick stereotype.

CBC embarrassing themselves. Again. Bothsidesing a labour dispute is gross. You serve the public. Even if we buy the BS that you’re “neutral”, saying passengers are “caught in between” is not. Maybe try reporting how attendants aren’t paid for their work, or the bonuses of execs. You know, facts.

If the voters of Battle River-Crowfoot hand PP his ass (again) today, I promise not to say another bad thing about rural Alberta until after the next election. 🤞🙏🤠

“If Quebec politicians truly cared about incarcerated women, they would address the factors that are causing them to suffer.”

It is incredibly disappointing that the CBC somehow continues to find infinite time to platform the delusions of a minuscule amount of AB separatists, whilst also limiting and bothsidesing topics like genocide, the climate crisis, and the rights of trans people to exist. #cdnpoli

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I just watched the first half of season 2 of The Rehearsal last night and I am still very uncomfortable. 😅😬

Last night I discovered “Class Struggle”, a board game from 1978, which guarantees a bleakly realistic and educational (if not fun) playing experience. And I absolutely need to play it at least once in my life to feel complete. @keithzg.ca

“For such a subject, identity might best be described as process with multiple sites for becoming and being. To understand…we would need to do more than map…journeys between male and female and within queer and straight space; we would need…to think in fractal terms and about gender geometries.” 🖤

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If there’s one policy hill that I will absolutely die on (and there are many hills I would die on [honestly, I need to care less about things]), it’s public funding for private and religious schools. And yeah, I’ll probably die mad about it. 😪

“But how accurate are the polls, really?” Turns out, actually kind of accurate. Which is weird, because the polls made me a lot more hopeful for Alberta than the election results did. Hm. 🤔

Alberta shocks nation with same election results they've turned out since 1958 #cdnpoli

Poilievre finally managed to achieve something in Parliament: he delivered a rare 4th term to the LPC, completely obliterated the NDP, and then promptly saw himself out. That’s a tough act for Carney to follow as the most successful implementor of the Liberal agenda in recent history. #cdnpoli

Okay, this might be too dark, but here’s my Beaverton headline: “Elizabeth May disappointed in electoral victory. Considering MAiD request so the Green Party will finally let her retire.” Please laugh. 🫣😅😬

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Singh loses riding and announces his resignation. Bittersweet. I liked Jagmeet for a long time. But when he started repeating Conservative lies about the carbon tax, that’s when he lost me. This is a different kind of Orange Crush. 😪

Poilievre continues streak of achieving nothing #CanadaVotes #cdnpoli

When will I ever learn that elections in Alberta were decided once in 1945 and will never change? I allowed myself to be hopeful. Again. Like a chump. I should have learned by now that the one thing you can always count on in Canadian elections is Albertans shooting themselves in the dick. #cdnpoli

Alberta shocks nation with same election results they've turned out since 1958 #CanadaVotes #cdnpoli

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CBC projects that their funding is gonna be just fine thank you very much #CBC #CanadaVotes #cdnpoli

BREAKING: Pierre Poilievre successfully completes greatest election fumble in Canadian history

Managed to get to the polls 10 minutes before they close. The line is wild! I’ve never seen lines this long at advanced polls. Granted, I usually come during the day. I’m trying not to be too hopeful—this election is not worth my hope—but maybe I won’t be disappointed by voter turnout at least. 🤷

Okay, but where’s the lie? 😆

Early hour thoughts of a recovering Catholic, brought on by news of the death of Pope Francis: Is the non-Pope Pope still around non-Poping? 🤔 I know I can look this information up myself, I just don’t want to. 🤷

Reminder to All Conservative Christians: Today you celebrate a man for being woke.

Pro-lifers will say aborting a fetus is murder but letting your child die of measles is god’s will

One of the most disappointing things (and there are many) about living during second-wave American fascism is how the media still can’t seem to figure out how to report conservative BS. Like, you’ve had decades at this point. How have you not figured it out yet?

Very curious who thinks that Poilievre could even help you to put up a shelf.

Disgusting.

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one big reason the ihra definition of antisemitism is so important to zionists is because it frames comparisons between israeli policy and nazi policy as jew-hatred, so that you will never come to realize how fucked up we’ve allowed ourselves to become

This is the least Conservative* I’ve ever seen Edmonton’s federal voting intentions. By a wide margin. Wild. *By “Conservative” I mean supportive of the CPC. Yes, I know that the LPC is actually conservative in their policies. Credit: 338 Canada

This is not going to sit well with Albertans when they finally realize Ontario & Quebec pay far more into equalization than Alberta. Their whole identity has been defined by conservatives lying to them by claiming Alberta subsidizes every other province. #abpoli #cdnpoli #UCPCorruption