Ja Morant deciding what celebration to do

A tale of two different NBA franchises

5 stars btw

The only “ratings” talk I’m interested in is what I’ll be “rating” the 3-5 beers I’ll be consuming tomorrow evening. #talksoon

#NBACup Gameday! #ThunderUp vs #MFFL  🕣 8:30pm CT 🏟️ Paycom Center 🎽 Statement 🟠 (6-1, 4-1 at home) 📝 121.43 PPG, 108.14 Agst

There is a cursed amulet buried under the New Orleans Pelicans practice facility

“He will know your customs as if he was born into them”

Just had shawarma for the first time.

Weird year. Future is my top artist with like 260 minutes.

Completed at last. My heinous gift guide for sworn enemies. Enjoy this curated list of cursed objects. Bequeath one to your detested foe! open.substack.com/pub/holapapi...

#NBACup Gameday! #ThunderUp  vs #TakeNote  🕖 7:00pm CT 🏟️ Paycom Center 🎽 Statement 🟠 (5-1, 3-1 at home) 📝 119.50 PPG, 108.50 Agst

I’m prepared to be calm and rational about this Rockets game

Phase 1 of lasagna is complete.

Another “the longer he’s in the locker room the more worried I get” situation brewing

Wolves need the Dillingham pick to pop so badly.

This Rockets Wolves hate-watch is exquisite

This season now features both the No. 1 era-adjusted offense (Cavs) and No. 1 era-adjusted defense (Thunder) since the merger. www.lastnightinbasketball.com/p/adjusted-e...

What a scene. What a night.

Guy at the smoothie shop told me I look like Puka Nacua.

Just watched Trap, had a lot of fun. Josh Hartnett is a complete bastard.

Today was a clean 6/10 until Kendrick slapped the shit outta me. I’m awake now.

FULL KENDRICK ALBUM JUST DROPPED??

5 has always been there for me

🙂‍↕️🍿

I was right. Dudes insane.

Isaiah Hartenstein you will do miracles on me

Isaiah Hartenstein is available: www.si.com/nba/thunder/...

I’ve got this reserved if OKC loses tonight. Find your own spot.

keep getting tricked by fake accounts on the other website. who the fuck is big money carl!

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy

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gen-z grand vizier whispering "they will cook you for this, my king" in the sultan's ear

133 user sign-ups per second. jesus christ

Finished this book last night and let me tell you… not a damn thing happened in it.

I’m taking the Hartenstein news in a totally cool and normal way. That’s the type of guy I am.

SAVE ME ISAIAH HARTENSTEIN

📢 App Version 1.94 is rolling out today (1/5) A new release to go along with 20 million users! Open this thread for details. 🧵

Jared McCain in the 76ers locker room

This is damning stuff. Serious culture problems. Anyway, thanks for the draft pick.

A damn shame Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth isn’t here, but rooting hard for Balatro and Metaphor.

We are LIVE for our Sunday show! www.youtube.com/live/iHzma93...

Getting out a ouija board to make sure the Skirvin ghost pays Kyrie a visit tonight

Can’t believe how good of a shooter Lu Dort has become

I’d like to see Cason start hitting some 3’s soon.. I looked up his % and got jump-scared.

Somehow every season SGA gets more crafty around the rim. I can’t even describe the move he pulled to end the quarter there.

PJ Washington being a Thunder killer is the worst. He’s not even a fun player or a villain or anything. He’s just a guy that I have to think about more than I want to.

11 points in 4 minutes for PJ Washington. He averages 8 per game.

PJ Washington must really hate Oklahoma City

Per usual, I like the uniforms more in-game.