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Who called it the Citi Field Home Run Apple and not the Met Gala?

While the world’s eyes are on fashion’s biggest night, we’re turning ours to the garment, retail, and warehouse workers who keep the industry running. From true love found on the picket line to a free tailoring school out of a Brooklyn basement — meet the New Yorkers who make it all possible.

Somehow I forgot Taskmaster, please respect my privacy at this time

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only Rocky and Bullwinkle Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-in The Prisoner Monty Python’s Flying Circus Bob’s Burgers Futurama Fawlty Towers Archer Twin Peaks Arrested Development Severance Sports Night Dark House The Twilight Zone

The rules of Fibonacci Club: 1. You do not talk about Fibonacci Club 1. You do not talk about Fibonacci Club 2. You you do do not not talk talk about about Fibonacci Fibonacci Club Club

I’m going to avoid linking to an article so I don’t put the president’s face in your timeline, but if you have seen his bullsh*t about percentages, you will understand why I will always have a job teaching math

Including my pals on Team Tygert from Albany Curling Club!

Was there, can confirm

I hated her, so much...it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths...

Among the many many people I am happy to catch up with at #ACPT is the wonderful @ophirae.bsky.social.

It was a delightful weekend at the American Crossword Puzzle Tournament, in its last year in Stamford, CT. The finals featured an exciting win by Erik Agard @e-a-rly.bsky.social over Will Nediger @bewilderingly.bsky.social and David Plotkin. Congrats to all! #acpt www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHEX...

Weekend total step count: 22,305 #ACPT

#ACPT step count so far: 11,613

Let’s do this. #ACPT

All-new Taskmaster is BACK! Hooray! Tune in from 9pm TONIGHT on Channel 4 to witness the excellent class of Series 21. Also available around the world on YouTube! Phwoar!

@bartwinkler.bsky.social Saw this and thought of you. Hope you’re well, my friend! www.ebay.com/itm/25735724...

We are excited to announce Midis for Minnesota, an upcoming crossword pack by Minnesota constructors. Proceeds will support immigrant families in Minnesota who have been impacted by ICE activity. Pack will be released in late April. A preview puzzle by Zhouqin Burnikel is available now.

A U.S. District Court judge found that President Trump's executive ordering the defunding of NPR and PBS violated the First Amendment. n.pr/3PUBm6t

✅ held an Olympic medal (thanks to Korey Dropkin)

My team for this weekend’s House of Hearts charity bonspiel, skipped by the wonderful @chrisplys.bsky.social 💙

Mikey Day saying “orange square” during the emoji segment of Weekend Update is the *funniest* thing I’ve heard this month 🚡🟧

Only a few more days to contribute to my House of Hearts campaign to help Project Joy fight food insecurity for children in Minnesota! Please make your pledge by March 15. Any amount is appreciated! Thank you! 🥌💙 givebutter.com/c/HOH2026/me...

In the car dealership’s waiting room while my car is inspected and there is a woman listening — without headphones — to an audiobook about Nicolae Ceaușescu

Tweeduizend! 🇳🇱

One more week to support Project Joy and me and help fight food insecurity! If you’re able to make a donation, please do so by March 15! givebutter.com/c/HOH2026/me...

that’s one way to do it

the tricky part was first peeling the guards

This month I’ll be curling in the House of Hearts, a bonspiel in Duluth, MN, where amateurs like me get to play with professionals! It raises money for Project Joy to help fight food insecurity for kids in northern MN. Please support PJ and me by donating at givebutter.com/c/HOH2026/me.... Thanks!

Milkshake puck

@lindaholmes.bsky.social If you haven’t gotten enough curling over the past couple weeks, U.S. Curling Nationals start tonight. Games are being broadcast on USA Curling’s YouTube channel.

NEWS: The gold medal–winning U.S. Women’s Hockey Team has declined an invitation to attend Trump’s State of the Union. This comes after Trump was heard telling the men’s team he’d begrudgingly invite the women’s champions or risk impeachment.

USA Curling National Championships start tonight at 7pm EST in Charlotte, NC! All games are streamed on YouTube. Here is a 🧵 on some stories I'll be watching (1/5)

oh hello there, Bruce Mouat

this, tbh

The big Canada-Sweden curling beef, explained: defector.com/the-big-cana...

Everyone loves the old guy. Rich Ruohonen made Winter Olympics history today, with the 54-year-old alternate stepping out on the ice for Team USA. Read more about his story from @hoppecurls here: https://bit.ly/4pTz3x6

At the U.S. Curling Olympic Trials, a team of Gen Z curlers usurped the long reigning champions in a big upset. A profile of Team Casper, who's bringing swagger, limber knees, and a some new sensibilities to a tradition-filled sport. n.pr/4c6Wjo7

I posted quotes this morning from USA men's alternate, Rich Ruohonen, speaking about ICE. Here is the full video.

Saw a bunch of yahoos yesterday insisting that curling is not a sport. Which is just the most bizarre thing. Even if you require sweating, it has that! Plus precision and coordination. Every sport does not have to be built on running; please outgrow gym class.

Dropkin's shot to knock all 3 stones out with sound and replays

“What did you do this week?” “Multiplied by one hundred my understanding of mixed doubles curling.”

I cannot wait to vote for Schumer’s opponent in the next primary

oh YES

My favourite way of saying “we’re on it” or “we’ll take care of that for you” is the Dutch we zullen dat varkentje wel even wassen. It means “we will certainly get that piglet washed.”

thanks I hate it

First round of “let’s see if we can avoid shoveling all of this at once” shoveling done. Only…four or five (?) more rounds to go ❄️❄️❄️

“Hey Glen your very favorite thing in the long and storied history of ever stopped by the office today but we couldn’t be bothered to give you a quick heads up.” - My “friends” at NPR

The coin has been found! By a team that isn’t us! Hooray! #MysteryHunt2026

30 minutes to #MysteryHunt2026 (thank you, 30)