cheese before bed

Post feet like nobody’s watching

I eat so many vegetables every day

Do the pretty girl rock

Hummus and cheese for dinner

working on my laptop with a cup of hot water and lemon

Vegetable zoop

if you dont have the wikipedia app youre only getting HALF of the story

Got my newsboy hat and fingerless gloves on

melissa mccarthy....flip it around....wicked witch

eating noodles naked is what we have left

What are Cheetos made of

Wicked Witch flip it around Micked Mitch

Minnie Mouse flip it around Wicked Wich

Found a newsboy hat in the lost and found…in about to act up. I’m about to be trouble.

Mutual masturbation turn it around Wicked Witch

Researching sun-dried tomatoes

Lazy Susan

It’s me and a bottle of seltzer against the world

Note to self: don’t drink 4 glasses of water before bed with sleeping pills

youtube, show me veggietales

Yall can’t convince me to watch an avatar movie. I saw that shit in 3D when the first one came out and it was like watching the train coming out of the screen in 1900. None of these crap movies about blue cat people can top that.

Honestly crazy to realize that the real world actually has evil supervillains but they’re actually more like Dr. Evil than you would imagine

I’m actually dying rn I’ve been on my bathroom floor all day

Honey mustard

Wait they SPANK timothee bare ass in Martin Supereme

Merry

Of Montreal just liked Singers’ latest ig story

Waking up with crazy stress dreams that my tv was leaking and flooding my apartment and no one believed me

Sometimes I think about how North America was covered in glaciers that were a mile thick and it makes me feel crazy

We need to bring back the worlds fair in a big way

I’ve beeen so obsessed with oceanography and geology for 2 weeks

It’s kind of crazy that we call veterans and veterinarians “vets” but also veterinarians aren’t doctors for veterans but for horses and dogs

Black Santa and white Santa are both real but they’re married and gay

The gribch

Making rice

Learning about peanuts

caged and plugged at the mariners apartment complex

How The Futch Stole Christmas

My favorite blueberry inflation fetish aggregate ig account is going through a mental health crisis apparently

In bed eating pringles smoking weed watching planet earth 2

Im going to blow up this entire street

Honestly capitalism is really fun, I’m not even gonna be here in 75 years

We’re all going to miss making fun of the cast of wicked when they’re dead

Eric Adams is an incredibly strange man

pantone color of the year: stone butch blue

happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate!!!!! by the way his name is darwin and he lives a farm now