why havent they done a season of the white lotus in the tipton hotel

partner and i just watched twinks vs dolls 4 and it gave us so much joy to see so many beautiful happy faggots!! congrats to @chloesposts.bsky.social for almost making champion and ty to @nytv.live for letting us west-coast queens witness something so amazeballs

I’m about to watch PBS in bed when I get home

Sneezed and sharted a little

I’ve got the suds

Bedtime

I’m going to bring back Gilligan’s Island

🎂 Happy 80th birthday to Academy Award winner Liza Minnelli, born #OTD in 1946.

i just realized ivy wolk is doing like a really early 80s sandra bernhard

Just saw a video of David Lynch stuffing a woman’s freshly worn panties in his mouth I think I’m gonna be sick

Got so high I had a dream I went to see Birth starring Nicole Kidman, with Nicole Kidman, and they didn’t show us the movie but a meta student film YouTube poop version of the movie and everyone rioted

I need a probiotic, does anyone have any good recommendations

Hand squeezed an orange juice today

I wish my job could be being Maggie Gyllenhal’s person who tells her The Bride is kind of good a few times every hour.

It’s a Laura Brannigan “Gloria” kinda day

Working on a “playlist” might even fuck around and put it on a mix cd

Did I just see a TOMS SHOES AD on the train?! The dream of the 00s is alive and well.

Amazon should sell guns too

Wait so tonight the clock goes from 1:59:59 to 3:00:00??

Pink Panthress is 57 years old?

Not blue, not interested. Fuck off with this one Yves

She wegovy on my manjauro til I ozempic

by the time you realize what you had with me i'll be boiling hotdogs for someone else

what do you mean it's been almost 10 years since i saw call me by your name on opening weekend with every gay guy in brooklyn

Going to a hibachi birthday dinner next week and I can’t stop thinking about getting little fried shrimps flicked into my mouth

Watching tv and apparently the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt has been demoted to doing Kohls commercials

I’m about to throw up on this bus

Started reading DepravedIindifference by Gary Indiana and not 40 pages in I’m having visceral reactions to how abhorrent and despicable all of these characters written

Good morning hustlers

Walker Evans West Eleventh Street, New York, 1928-30

I’ve never met an architect that was worth speaking to

What kind of juice should I get today

Bjork is always dressing like a Golgi apparatus

grimes deciding to be a musician:

Why wasn’t this reported by PooCrave

Me: My toilet: ᴵ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏ ᴵ’ᵐ ᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃ ᵈᶦᵉ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᶦˢ HOUSE

What the fuck are fodmaps

Club going UP! On a TUESDAY!!

Is Zara Larson a drag queen or something

Practicing mindlessness

The way Charli is reheating Dory’s nachos

Eating cheese

Wow dude your postmodernist masterpiece is a multimedia hodgepodge both symptomatic and representative of an unnavigable and overwhelming mass culture? That’s soooo cool ❤️ Can I come over to your place when this is over

I haven’t heard anything from the new pope lately

I’m so ready to crawl in bed and watch a movie

Spongbop

Slipped on ice and really hard on my back

Bill de Blasio was right to murder that groundhog