happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate!!!!! by the way his name is darwin and he lives a farm now

Woke up with an insane tummy ache

Going to sleep

Looking up things on Wikipedia

I love when they honk the train horn it’s like haha toot toot! I know that’s right! Toot toot girl!

20 year old history channel shows are my special interest lately

diva you’ve been taciturn as of late

I think we can leave Faggots and Their Friends in 2025, I don’t need to see it anywhere in the coming year

Bored, might kill myself in the tub

if i was a rich man i'd eat a steak quesadilla every day

Not to sound woke but they should have cast an actual green actress as elephaba in wicked

watching 500 days of summer as a form of self harm

learning about mixed nuts. riveting stuff!

I wan gilled cheesw

Watching “A Diva’s Christmas Carol” and sobbing

Working on a chicken soup

Smoking weed and watching history channel modern marvels like ok girl what’s tea!

I’m sour candy

INSANE LIFE CHEATCODE: choose to be miserable and then play the victim about it

Chobani yogurt save me

I want to live a simple life, completely 100 % offline

Thanksgiving should not happen at night, only at 2pm.

Falling asleep rewatching the Texas chainsaw massacre

Watching the GDT Frankenstein and love for the scope of fantasy and costume but I can’t ever get past a certain quality of his universes that feels….wrong. I don’t need Keneth Branagh realism but all his movies have a certain CGI element and lighting and shot style that’s so childish

Boxers and sweatpants are actually so comfortable when you’re high af watching a movie

Cranned’t Berries’ Sauce

Well that’s it for the macys thanks giving day parade brought to you by parade underwear

I am cooking with the 100 year old doll stove and apparently it was leaking gas bc I didn’t know I had to light it manually and anyway, I almost blew my shit up

TAYLOR MOMSEN DOING A ROCK ARRANGEMENT OF THE SONG FROM THE GRINCH

They need to wake it tf up on this Serta Mattress float

Who is this white guy that’s doing a duet rearrangement of “I Wanna Dance With Somebody” using AI Whitney vocals 🤮

Ok this is my first time hearing the k pop demon hunters, let’s see what this is

Ok the opera pasta float is gagging me

Busta Rhymes performing Break Yo Neck in a completely family friendly way is sending me

It’s a beautiful Thanksgiving day for a Thanksgiving!

I’m not in love with the Stranger Things but Foreigner has still got it

they only have jewel performing on the Alaska float as fan service.

Mr Bombastic himself is performing on a giant gold turkey and we are loving it!

Lmao this Labubu float is so out of date. Embarrassing!

Wait why am i getting so turned on my this green giant vegetables float

SpongeBob BIG GUY PANTS OKAYYYYYYYYYYY

I’m soooo high the circus act is EATING

There needs to be a lesbian marching band in the parade. I think we’ve waited long enough

*rolling ray voice* The paraaaaade I love the parade

The Parade Underwear Thanksgiving Day Parade

Bowen Yang is wearing the Wicked sex cardigan

I love seeing commercials for Starbucks, one of my favorite places to get a refreshing beverage and smear shit on the bathroom walls