Manic season has officially started in New York keep an eye out for your friends …

Every good thing comes my way btw!

just saw a girl wearing a skirt....... as a top !!!

Baristx complimented my outfit… it’s gonna be a good day

Can’t wait to rave in a Berghain-style abandoned data center in 15 years time . . .

Whenever I go to a new midwestern city (Chicago excluded) it always just feels like a new dimension of Yonkers

Listening Ethel Cain in Indiana could there be anything better . . .

Please come to my new fusion restaurant where we make pizza with a South Asian twist. It is called IndiaNapoli’s

Love when people use myriad correctly. Practicing positivity by spinning this positively

Robyn:

Bjork is always dressing like a Golgi apparatus

Me as landlord

Oomf in ridgewood choir….. Renaissance levels of Castrati. like we’re supposed to

Hate when people are young . What do you mean you weren’t alive for that

The labubu cafe is closed today 😡😡😡😡😡 unprofessional!!

Guys it’s snowing 😳

Person who left half a jar of bonne maman in the nowadays line : hold up that’s my jam

Oomf: it’s always whiteout conditions in bushwick

Why do some of these patrons still have ashes on their forehead. It’s Friday

Decaf skim latté… bxxxx you’re nothing!

When the jasmine tea is sticky icky >

Made oomf watch me do the hard climbing problem and six people gathered around to cheer me on

Imagining insta gays like cartoon characters who wear the same outfit, going about the world in only a speedo

What are these white people in Bushwick practicing cupping for.

Wonder is the chum bucket

I tore w my little Jasmine Tea panna cotta with lychee orange blossom jelly 🤓

Ok finally……

Pop Sound by Kim Petras is sooooooo good…. It might be the one

Yeah my joyfriend’s in a band . . .

When friends like cousin music it’s like. I guess you’re someone’s cousin

OOMFs made me sign up in a group for a half marathon in Vancouver but the group didn’t get accepted and I did individually 😑

They let me in they let me in

Booking an outdoor table at a busy restaurant then begging them to let you in like a stray cat 🥰

Insta loves showing me ads for dry rot miu miu 1990s yellowed sole bubble shoes

Crazy that 32 degrees and sunny feels balmy this winter

Exported valuable treasures from Asia (Premium Muscat Grape Hi-Chew and tea drinks from LIC)

😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

Hate someone work meeting in a cafe. Now why am I in it

Love eating sesame seeds by the mouthful. One time I ate a whole liter of them in high school but then I learned you can get diverticulitis so I stopped

Love Sabrina carpenter rolling her eyes at Lola young winning. This one is for Olivia Rodrigo 😠

Mother offered me strange candy then after I had some she said it’s from Home Goods. Girl..

Zohran acts like a straight guy raised by a pack of gay guys and I do love that

Grammy winner Lola Young btw.

Bringing a seafood boil into the SpongeBob movie >>>