My body’s made of crushed red pepper

Why are they pushing Josh hutcherson as a queer icon now. Big interview magazine’s agenda strikes again

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness. starving hysterical listening to Geese

4 million??? Who’s her surgeon

Keen and Merrell fighting on my sponsored ads to get my climbing inspired sneaker dollar

People get so mad about a hair in their food. But it shows that a human made it and not AI!

I’m enjoying a coffee

Sometimes someone from high school will share a teacher meme and it’s like. Oh you’re a teacher now

When someone compliments my facial hair it’s like Well I hate it actually. I’m just hibernating

I tried so hard to go outside tonight. But I couldn’t . And I was gonna try hard to go outside tomorrow morning too. But preemptively I couldn’t do that either

Tooth gems

Fed my plants this nasty cherry vanilla seltzer. I hope they live

Hot pot plus cold brew

Burritos can be good or bad depending on the burrito

Somehow I don’t think that’s true. Early signs of AI sabotage

Craving the best chai latte on earth right now but not seeing a path towards it . . .

Trying new canned coffee. It tastes like hot dog water

This app is so terrible i went to popular with friends and it’s only 3 posts

Usually when you come back to New York from another city you’re shocked by the smells. But San Francisco maintains stink parity with NY

Pero mi corathón . . .

Adults pretending they don’t understand 6 7 when every generation needs a vocal tic with no or little context

I love my agentic AI boyfriend

Philz coffee is good if you like dirty soapy sponge water that’s nasty and gross.

tech people love being like you know something fun we could do? Eat lunch at my office 😌

My absentee ballot came at 5 pm (after the first got lost) and I had to bike 40 mins to let Collin vote and then bring it to the only post office open late but after it was already called I voted yayyy!

EVERYONE GIVE ONE ANOTHER MORE GRACE, NOW

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It must feel so good to be a small municipal airport then get a flight to Cancun or Montreal and say you’re international

Wait lily Allen pinkpantheress nachos

Traveling with my climbing shoes strapped to my bag

It’s so sad telling a nice friend who you love Do Not Ever Send Me A Fucking Instagram Reel Ever Again

My hair’s waves are so bouncy and delightful today. Queue strawberry bounce by Janet

I purchased some fruit to enjoy whenever it is I am ready to enjoy it (and it is ready to be enjoyed)

Why commit a crime for solitary confinement when you can just post on Bluesky

I don’t even do horse drugs . 😑

the new slayyyter song is pretty delicious.

Pants, shoes and jacket all have holes in them . I feel like Mary Kate Olsen

Well THAT wasn’t on my bingo card for 2025😂

Reacts 💡 Insightful to your LinkedIn post

I’m enjoying an apple

People need to know that suggesting a group Europe trip is a form of abuse

I’m so five below

Coworker talking about I understand why your hair is so long… haircuts are so expensive now, I have to pay $50 at the barber for a trim… girl this is the haircut!

Look at that gay guy!

Just got home from my Paris trip!! The louvre was fab

“Did you ever watch” No

They are like Girl give it up we know you want the bear flag dog bandana…….. and I don’t!

I’m now handling Tattoo Approval for the government. Everyone needs to submit your tattoo application to me before you get it and I adjudicate within 10 business days . . .