And push.

Mother Nature is a programmer doll and she is making it code

Forgot about Wearing Warm Pants

I'm cancelling all of my art. I need time to relax and bounce on some dick. I'll post new art when I feel like it...

Put the jane in the remover it’s just good

Found oomf on Google Maps.

Simple and shqueen is the way that you’re making me feel tonight . . .

I’m gonna primary her btw

Fuck a app btw

Me when i get appendicitis and the doctor says i need to take it out

L train and G train messed up all weekend kathy hochul I really hate your ass right now . . .

Me when oomf tries to order spring rolls at the Thai restaurant but I’m not that hungry

Me when they try to make me get a app to do something little on me phone

FUCK A APP!!! FUCK A SINGLE MOM!!!

Robyn isn’t appropriating when she says Fuck A App. It’s just a Swedish accent. Look at Zara Larsson

Processing 30 ish cloves into little minced garlic cubes to freeze to stay in line with my sushqueenability goals… let’s see if this works

Sorry if my house smells like garlic. It’s the garlic

Women across America are suffering from heated rivalry derangement syndrome

She has 22 songs?

I think my blue bottle Nola cold brew had DMT in it because my cells are vibrating and I’m scared.

What if all of my bluesky girls could come only for the same 30 minutes every day and then we could log off till the next day? Even 15 is ok

Boyfriends love putting maps on satellite view

Non binary oomfs need

Is anyone out there

Need to put sign on office microwave that says 🤔 THINK BEFORE U STINK 😒

In for 2026 : calling people miserable

And push.

My hot pot restaurant Auspicious Delights’ first seating was a massive success with some failures.

Walking around with like 5 types of alliums

With a credit card and access to Yami online Asian supermarket I’m unstoppable

Cornering a guy at a party and forcing him to watch the video I took that day of all the wegmans seltzer flavors

The Kalshi dolls, the Polymarket trade

Starting clothing line it’s called Fashism

Oomf watching stranger things when he could be watching me , di strangest ting …😑

My sister mother and daughter

Geese album is getting killed bc that’s what happens to me when I try to listen

Bro last night was a mucinex commercial

Father of oomf gave me a shirt that says LOCAL JOURNALISM MATTERS. for Christmas and I thought it was from a nonprofit newspaper so i asked what outlet it was from and he was so confused. It was from Amazon…. The thought that matters!

One of few white boys(?) who can text oomfs habari gani and mean it .

In Philly searching for hoagie trade

I love the Tyla music it’s so hypnotizing. That Chanel song is CIA planted consumerism

Just met someone who worked there but just retired at like 35 but and had to be like Yesss ok work mama. Or don’t, I guess. Did you know Morgan Stanley is enby name boots?

Shape like a number 7 (I’m hunching)

Did u know Santa didn’t even wear red until Coca Cola dressed him up that way to sell coke?? So Santa is kinda from Atlanta. Smell good taste good