Switch 2 More Like Achoo Because This Pollen Is Crazy Am I Right

my personhood isn’t a political issue but my b cups might be

put in a one week notice at my job going to Fight at the Museum tmrw and Tipped off next week after that who knows Bada Bing Bozos #womensrights #freedom #technologynews

im stuck in bathroom world

it’s a bathroom world

there is so much depth to everything

look at this big hill #hill

tell me you know nothing about melee without saying you know nothing about melee

am i tripping or does this sound very romantic for an ambient dub song youtu.be/AUjuc-GtZTM

brynn stocks 📈📈📈📈📈

seeing one half of basic channel in three weeks RAAAAHH

chiller

sometimes the best songwriting is just a regular ass sentence

i woke up in a new biscotti

gotta hand it to these British boys

got second place at the corvo local only losing to hurricane twice in grands #thanks for seeding me 11 bozos #bozos

I'm gonna succeed because I'm insane

need more blindingly bright horn samples in dance music #tbh

heard a uk rapper say “peng ting gimme that whatsapp” six months ago and haven’t stopped thinking about it since

inventing new ways of sitting normally

need a synth that sounds like melodic tv static to be shot straight through my chest creating a perfectly circular hole

my haters are shaking in their boots… and I smell like jasmine and sunlight #winningwomen

They hate to see a woman in a big shirt

maybe im not evil… maybe im normal

parfumo is a cool and functioning website

wearing skinny jeans

I need to be thrown inside the super monkey ball

if a beauty company is gonna make me pay 30$ for a foundation it would be polite for them to include an applicator that doesn’t suck ass

Prada paradox intense stop looking at me like that…

the dominos of life are falling on me in a beautiful way

i don’t mean to be overdramatic but AAAA

Downloaded balatro but the tutorial was in Portuguese and now i have no idea what’s going on

another 180mg of caffeine for the normal woman

it is my obligation to feel weird and bad but a little good too

flawless dub techno showcase but why did Torsten Profrock have to get silly and call his own solo project “Various Artists”

somehow woke up for my opening shift after staying up till 4 and taking so many shots

haven’t been this fired up to learn a language in a while. maybe ill go to brazil after a year of immersion

pope francis would have loved this serve

it appears that bsky saw my post about quitting weed and interpreted it as, “let’s show this bitch a ton of weed posts in her discover tab”

legalize frizzy hair and dark eyebags