Cooking up devious plots for genesis ecks three

Just hit a lick on some sucker’s slippery oils. They’re probably wondering where they are right now. I’m on the floor. completely frictionless

EVIL TOURNAMENT III. The last Eugene installment of the legendary Melee bracket. Hosted on @evilmelody.bsky.social’s birthday. Sunday January 11th. 6pm ish PST. Streamed live on Twitch.tv/Lop_loves_you. Don’t miss it.

I’m moderately close to greatness at melee

I got state pr for the first time since I started playing in 2014 :)

You’re always in the handoff zone. you were in the handoff zone the day you were born

Jungle bells massive

“Jingle bell rock” seems antiquated nowadays, when are we getting Jingle bell digicore

Had a dream my friend met a rapper named “bbno@“

Now that Im 27 Im gonna start doing stuff like calling my parents “my folks”

Google boobs

Getting really into road signage typefaces and fonts again

A wise man once said, we out here

Locking in

Being out of touch with pop music is awesome because it’s almost 2026 and I had no idea Pompeii by Bastille was such a banger until today

@sonemic.com rateyourmusic.com/release/albu... #RYMbestof2025

I will make the greatest obsidian notebook of ice climbers data and labbing of all time. Mark my words

We have never been more back

Katchapuri and smoked fish on rye and wife. fuck yes. fuck

27 today 💥💫 shoutout to my day ones and my gay ones 🦐🍻

I walk into the tournament looking so fish they call me krillindude

Switch 2 More Like Achoo Because This Pollen Is Crazy Am I Right

my personhood isn’t a political issue but my b cups might be

put in a one week notice at my job going to Fight at the Museum tmrw and Tipped off next week after that who knows Bada Bing Bozos #womensrights #freedom #technologynews

im stuck in bathroom world

it’s a bathroom world

there is so much depth to everything

look at this big hill #hill

tell me you know nothing about melee without saying you know nothing about melee

am i tripping or does this sound very romantic for an ambient dub song youtu.be/AUjuc-GtZTM

brynn stocks 📈📈📈📈📈

seeing one half of basic channel in three weeks RAAAAHH

chiller

sometimes the best songwriting is just a regular ass sentence

i woke up in a new biscotti

gotta hand it to these British boys

got second place at the corvo local only losing to hurricane twice in grands #thanks for seeding me 11 bozos #bozos

I'm gonna succeed because I'm insane

need more blindingly bright horn samples in dance music #tbh

heard a uk rapper say “peng ting gimme that whatsapp” six months ago and haven’t stopped thinking about it since

inventing new ways of sitting normally

need a synth that sounds like melodic tv static to be shot straight through my chest creating a perfectly circular hole

my haters are shaking in their boots… and I smell like jasmine and sunlight #winningwomen