(Overrun by zombies) My gf: we’re dead! (The wall explodes & a silhouette takes shape) Me: L-Lucario? 😳 My gf hugs it: you came! Me squeezing between them: You know him? 🙂 Her: We dated in college Me: What the fuck?😡 Her: Nows not the ti- Me: It’s basically an animal

white boy SHOCKS elder magi by scribing in PERFECT esoteric malachim cipher

i love these mesoamerican statues tht have the perfect posture & mannerisms of a zen-filled scholar going woaaah call off the dogs bro

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i hope he got to beat undertale 💔

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this question attached to the google page of an olmec site is frustratingly good as a poem

jotting that sketch down of a conceptual poem is fun but then u gotta actually write it in detail really lets me bring into question how deep the observation actually goes. what am i working with here, wheres the truth

Taking poison damage by being alive

i am boringmaxxing my life rn i can feel it happen ohhhhhh i am becomifn old man ouhhhhhhhhhhh play me the string quartets let me read my pointless 19th century novels ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dont mind me getting entranced by documents on patterns in coastal mesoamerican pottery records ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

the late composer j.s. bach, summoned from the dead to consult with leading scholars and enthusiasts, when asked what his ideal instrumentation was for his late masterpiece die kunst der fuge, was cited as saying “vocaloid, of course.”

baseball: 9 innings, 3 strike youre out, 3 outs and change sides, run around the bases to score points, get tagged by ball while running and youre out cricket: small insect, delicious meal to snakes & lizards & birds etc, chirps and makes other noises, jumps pretty far considering its size

marcel proust will be like i am so incredibly heterosexual theyve never made a more heterosexual man and then talk about how beautiful a dude he saw 25 years ago walking down the street one time was for like 2k words straight & it will have absolutely nothing to do with his greater narrative

marcel proust will b like i saw the most beautiful woman today and then describe all the mannerisms of an outdoorsy twink

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this shit is so stupid man

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new kiwanuka album & new kdot album. its a good day for music thank u music

considering a rewatch of lucky star. probably not doing well rn

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grateful 4 dj screw u have no idea

i love tumblr i will always be a tumblr girlie and part of it is because horniness seems to move in social waves on that site. i log on sometimes and it feels like everyone is posting cock and balls and naked ladys. when normally theyre posting art and the type of jokes tht will catch on 3 yrs later

driving home in light rain at dusk with no traffic is up there as one of the chillest experiences known to man

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yall need to hear this album its crazy crazy good

starting to be able to stumble my way thru some spanish conversations at work… my gringo powers r growing

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got kicked out of the club because they said i was sitting with a “heavenly stillness” and had “an expression of knowing” that was really just clashing with the dj’s intentions for the night

its like theres no room in the world for a sensitive white boy who just wants to read saigyo in the club

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i cannot make myself more clear. saying u listen to bach and handel and all of those fuckers should give the exact same vibe as saying u listen to sophie and charlie xcx. this is how we reclaim classical music for the people. <-- incredibly out of touch but maybe on to something

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was driving home listening to the haydn string quartets & grooving along and i had to stop & look at myself for a moment. like god damn this is the faggiest i have felt in a long time. i dont know how the europeans could be straight in the 16/1700s when that was the only shit on the radio

we need to make classical music more overtly homosexual. i think that saying youre going to the symphony should have the same vibe as saying youre volunteering for your local queer theater troupe's production of rocky horror picture show as the person who hands out condoms to the first timer viewers

hit up the bargain bin at the boring music store today >:)