Just hit a lick on some sucker’s slippery oils. They’re probably wondering where they are right now. I’m on the floor. completely frictionless

my slippery oils have gone

EVIL TOURNAMENT III. The last Eugene installment of the legendary Melee bracket. Hosted on @evilmelody.bsky.social’s birthday. Sunday January 11th. 6pm ish PST. Streamed live on Twitch.tv/Lop_loves_you. Don’t miss it.

Katchapuri and smoked fish on rye and wife. fuck yes. fuck

27 today 💥💫 shoutout to my day ones and my gay ones 🦐🍻