why does it seem like good broadcasting and good seeding are becoming lost arts in Melee? It feels as though this year we've taken steps back in both areas despite being so good at them for so long

Switch 2 More Like Achoo Because This Pollen Is Crazy Am I Right

girlfriend and I decided to only utilize our w33d products on the weekends for the first time in a while for budgetary & productivity reasons a couple days ago and of course I have absurdly vivid nightmares last night, fuckin T breaks lmao

not some of twitter weirdo brigade coming for my ass again two months later, my skin too thick for this BS but extremely frustrating nonetheless

aaaaaaand the office fucked up my appointment and had one of the most uncomfortable front desk experiences of my life, rescheduling somewhere else nice!

the internet is so gross lately but I’m also at a loss as to what I can do that isn’t screen related lmao the eye strain been really bad lately, going to the optometrist tomorrow and I would not be surprised if I’m given a prescription 😭

I went to Never Melee this last weekend and experienced time travel. Please read and long live Melee docs.google.com/document/d/1...

honestly might make attending bigger tournaments more of a quarterly thing, I feel like I get absurdly overstimulated at bigger events now & I’m able to feel like myself at the chiller events I definitely want to make it out to special events & def will, but I also gotta protect my peace

the difference in response to this thread on here as opposed to The Hell Site should be a clear sign of who is actually a part of the community and who just wants to spread negativity, so gross

good morning blue sky can I get a fuck nouns in the chat

bitch I feel like bekvin bacon

whenever I lose to someone I used to have downloaded I think back to this wisdom

gonna start posting old videos from the hell site and some that never left the vault, like me during peak pokerogue addiction before my ass beat it for the first time

celtics suns tonight ball up top gamers‼️

came to a very sad realization that the majority of my crew I came up with playing the game have retired and honestly I think regional crews were probably the hypest thing the melee community had to offer aside from the melee games don’t get me wrong regional crews still exist but not as much 😭

if I make it through this busy season of work, finishing my capstone within the next 2 weeks, and balancing my social life then I will truly think I’m capable of anything maybe I’ll even reward myself with a post-grad melee trip but I got cabo on deck this fall so we’ll see

girlfriend turned 30 yesterday and today we hit up homesense for new couch pillows during lunch break I’m truly getting old in this mf‼️

The value of life and my relationship with Melee docs.google.com/document/d/1...

getting death threats on The Hell Site while mourning the passing of two human beings I both knew from smash is not how I expected this week to go and not something I wish upon anyone check in on your loved ones and promote positivity

little bit of a vulnerable post that most certainly isn’t going on the Hell Site sometimes I really struggle to socialize at bigger melee events nowadays after, especially after I stopped drinking - while I’m Cali sober I don’t smoke to the extent I did so it’s like I’m learning to ride a bike

nearly went fully joker mode the other day when I got the full brunt of the “interacting will give me an aneurysm let’s play the game out to time” experience but instead I thugged it out and am looking forward to a wonderful degenerate weekend at Mohegan Sun for GAMERCON :)

should start cross posting my bits from the Hell Site to here, need to enlighten yall with my degeneracy for internet clout

live footage of me asserting there’s no universe my region’s fringe PR player will lose to another region’s fringe PR player

thinking about p+ marth fair while trapped in the clutches of corporate america

one more year til ppl have been discussing rectangle legality for a decade lmfao

bluesky is based for many reasons but perhaps the best reason at this time is being able to dodge the rectangle/box/bdsm machine discourse that has resurfaced for the upteenth fuckin time on The Hell Site & discords

ranked is so fuckin hard nowadays are they feeding the kids popeye’s spinach or what

Countdown to FP10 - 32 Days Left Justus Pittsburgh loves cool combos/supporting other community members, and @justusxyz.bsky.social exemplifies that passion Whether it's combo videos, donation drives, or player showcase vlogs, "And Friends!" does so much for Melee 💚 PC: @bluerosetori.com

holy shit I gained like 200+ followers since the last time I posted, welcome yall expect TO sage wisdom, insane anecdotes from my 10+ years in the scene, and a variety of bizarre bits & irlposting pic related

wanna use this site more but when you’ve been infected with the twitter virus for over a decade and a half it’s hard to slay the brain worms anyways peep the glasses I’m using to prevent eye strain at work

I am unfathomably sore but we ball

commentating with @gayarmada.bsky.social this evening for New England Star League on Kalvar’s channel around 7:30 PM tonight, tap in! twitch.tv/kalvarr

been doing light years better than before with mitigating stress & anxiety but I’m still prone to the occasional panic attack so I’ve decided I’m goin back to the tried and true method of lifting heavy shit to get the jitters out too early to say we’re back yet but I’m on the way :)

early morning ranked is brutal because I’m out here facing diamond and GM mfs while I’m on the precipice of plat come onnn plus I matched up with m*kk and if I ever have to play him again best believe that’s an instant escape button

out to dinner with my dad before the celtics game tonight & I’m witnessing this couple hardcore sports betting right next to us truly thought only my girlfriend & I did that ☠️

my girlfriend dog watches as a side hustle and I help her out since I have the flexibility to work from home which is surreal for me considering I got over my fear of dogs maybe two years ago tops younger me would be proud that I’m up close with dogs like I am watching TV with junior today

another day, another commute listening to grimy rap before my corporate job

placed to seed in teams with my boy een and in singles, 13/29 in dubs & 33/96 in singles could have definitely outplaced seed in both and had some great sets across the board but honestly, placing to seed at this stage is a win for me gonna keep grinding & see where shit goes :)

feeling really good going into the Arcadian but also not overthinking it 6 AM netplay practice been doing me wonders, might actually sheik this one out for the most part but the climbers stay on deck if necessary

unbelievably slow at work and looking like that’s gonna be the case the rest of the year hit me up with media recommendations of any kind - podcasts, music, shows, etc. looking to expand my horizons and what better than the homies to help me do so

so annoyed at my inability to clutch in rivals but I haven’t been moving this fast in melee in prob 6 years so we’ll take a trade off

been a hell of a week in Ireland but I’m lookin forward to getting back to the melee & gamblin grind with some kragg on the side soon 😤

thankful this day for nearly being 3 months alcohol-free! genuinely couldn’t fathom the idea of me being in ireland and not absolutely slamming down brews but here we are 😇 that being said I am california sober, I’ve been saying for years I was gonna commit to it but the road seems clear now

boutta hit you lovely people with Ireland content for the next week but gotta catch my flight first ✈️ ☮️

just registered for the New England Arcadian, which is probably the one tourney I haven’t really missed even in post-shine era mostly looking for good vibes and some dece gaming from melee these days, and considering this is the most I’ve played the game out of tourneys since college I’m excited! 😎

don’t know what’s making my hair go grey faster, existential dread or online discourse

not afraid to say a good chunk of the day was also spent on reality TV ☠️

born just in time to binge sports & melee all day