a slam poem about the new Blue812News: shutdown…chitown…courtbound… bayh son…sakbun…voter supression… disabuse how-tos…things to do…some good news

No rapture this week, so delivered unto thee is a new Blue812News! WHAT is Miss Colorado doing in court? WHO wants to buy some soybeans, please? Seriously buy some. WHEN is the deadline to oppose 'patriotic education'? Seek ye within the link, and ye shall find the answers and lo, even more.

Seven days have passed and the witch who cursed me demands a new issue of Blue812News! WHO is the real reason the National Guard was deployed to DC? HOW is a footlong a crime? WHAT are the 9 documents? All those answers plus even more - all when you click below! #hoosiersky

after a week off, it's time for a new Blue812News! WHAT the hell happened last week? WHO is even in charge anymore? WHY is Micah Beckwith in the newsletter so much? all that and more inside! blue812news.substack.com/p/blue-812-n... #hoosiersky

here to cure your Sunday scaries is this week's Blue812News! this week: WHO is the creep we're all still talking about? WHAT is exceptionally rare about Todd Rokita? WHERE can you make a donation to 14th & Chestnut? All the answers and more inside open.substack.com/pub/blue812n... #hoosiersky

another Sunday, another Blue812News! this week: WHO wishes his podcast wasn't so popular? WHAT is making Clay Co. jail a popular place? WHY is Tuesday a good night for takeout? The answers to those questions and so many more are all inside: blue812news.substack.com/p/blue-812-n...

at the end of a weekend full of hot dogs and explosives (complimentary), here's a Blue812News! HOW will Indiana be affected by the big bad budget bill? WHAT ordinance is totally just a commission coincidence? WHEN can you gripe at the mayor over free pie? All answers & more within! #HoosierSky

"This would turn ICE into the 16th biggest military in the world." – @briantylercohen.bsky.social on the Republicans' funding bill Watch more Pod Save America on YouTube!

Another week is almost upon us - prepare with a new Blue812News! WHY do we need to CALL CONGRESS RIGHT NOW SERIOUSLY RIGHT NOW? WHAT new laws could you break starting on Tuesday? WHO said 'democracy can wait til fall'? All that and more, just with a click: #Hoosiersky

Prepare for Monday with another Blue812News! This week: WHAT survived a Byrd bath - and what are Byrd-droppings? HOW MUCH can VCSC consolidate - and what will citizens say? WHO has been released - and who's ashamed of tweets? All that and more inside: open.substack.com/pub/blue812n... #hoosiersky

another Sunday, another Blue812News! WHY am I done opening my front door? WHAT is shaking up the 2027 Indy mayoral race? WHO said yes and who said no to apartments on Ohio? All that and more inside! open.substack.com/pub/blue812n... #hoosiersky

It's Sunday, so it must be time for Blue812News! Inside this issue: HOW are Republicans weaponizing words? WHO is looking for a few good men (or women) - or just one? WHAT do I want for my birthday? All those answers and more inside! open.substack.com/pub/blue812n... #HoosierSky

On Thursday, we expect #SCOTUS to pass the halfway mark for rulings in cases argued during the current term. I'll cover what we know and what we expect in tomorrow's bonus "One First." But as a sneak peek, here are two charts: One of the 29 cases already decided; one of the 32 rulings still to come:

Prepare for the week ahead with the newest Blue812News: What do Georgia and Indiana have in common? What's new in Terre Haute? And how did tacos *get better*? all that and more when you click: open.substack.com/pub/blue812n...

it's Sunday, so that means it's time for a new Blue812News! open.substack.com/pub/blue812n... #HoosierSKy

20 issues already! In the freshest one: WHO will be hungry this summer? HOW MANY jobs can one person have? WHAT is illegal about a new campaign ad? All the answers and more here: open.substack.com/pub/blue812n...

I am absolutely ready 🙌 This is our time to shine. Bitches unite 🙌

New Blue812News for May 5th WHO thinks boats are the new computer? WHY are fractions so fractious in the Statehouse? WHICH GOP Congressman got yelled at - and which one wants to make sure you can't? The answers to all those questions and more inside! open.substack.com/pub/blue812n...

New Blue812News for April 27th WHO is viral like a meme? WHO is viral like a disease? WHAT is the difference between a KitKat and a Snickers? All that plus a billwatch 2025 roundup inside: open.substack.com/pub/blue812n...

UPDATE: ICE is wildly unconcerned about where this man is and no one will tell me, his registered attorney. The universal answer so far is "let's wait and see where he ends up." This is deeply off. We would have more rights at this point if UPS had lost a pair of shoes I'd just bought from Zappos

New issue of Blue812News for the week of March 9th blue812news.substack.com/p/blue-812-n... #hoosiersky

The stock market is tanking so badly it almost feels like we are being governed by someone who went bankrupt six tim— oh.

As far as I can tell here's where we are with govt funding negotiations GOP: we need some of your votes for a continuing resolution DEMS: okay. can we add literally anything in there about Trump actually following it? GOP: lol no get bent losers DEMS: uhhhhhhh GOP: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT

Blue812News for the week of Feb 22 open.substack.com/pub/blue812n... #hoosiersky

I've been saying this for a while about most of the new kids. Occam's Razor says that they're foreign agents, but Hanlon's Razor says that they're just sociopathic idiots.

if you look at a bad thing that happened and assume, evidence-free, that it's because a Black person got a job they shouldn't have, you're not a "DEI skeptic," you're a dumb gutter racist

“I don’t know what it is about Hoosiers, but wherever you go there is always a Hoosier doing something very important there.” - Kurt Vonnegut

We Dems in Red States see this all the time. Blue City voters pass a law; the Red State legislature "preempts" it. It's their maddening, anti-democratic playbook. And you can expect to see more of it nationally. P.S. The GOP's love of "local control"? Total hogwash. They want power. Period.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

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So making IVF affordable is technically lowering the price of eggs, as long as you insert them into your uterus.

New Blue812News

Yall are supporting 100 HRT Harm Reduction Toolkits a day. 🥹 That is *100 years* worth of HRT support for trans people being created *every day*. Hell yes, this rules!! 🏳️‍⚧️⛑️

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New Blue812News - now with logo! open.substack.com/pub/blue812n...

🧵 👋 I'm a political scientist who wrote a book about the recent collapse of two democracies (Egypt & Tunisia). Given the anxieties of today, let me present a 🧵 with thoughts & resources for: WHAT TO DO IF YOUR DEMOCRACY COLLAPSES:

Fresh issue of Blue812News for January 19th open.substack.com/pub/blue812n...

Presented on what to expect over next couple years and after every discussion of a worst case scenario reiterated: We know what they *want* to do. We also know there are tons of other stakeholders and structural obstacles to doing what they want to do. And we know we are not alone in fighting back.

New Blue812News issue - General Assembly bill preview for the week of Jan 13th

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Wabash Valley progressives - I created a newsletter for you!

For Elon Musk, $250 million is the equivalent of $26.21 for someone who makes $50k a year in salary.

Good morning! Are you reading this in an echo chamber? LIkely so. [GIFT LINK] wapo.st/4gffXNB

Regimes seem solid until they are not. Every resistance act matters because often regimes are crumbling from within from corruption and yet good at hiding that fact. cc: Russia

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Email your representative and demand the immediate release of the Gaetz report. 👇

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