Middle aged guy in garage youtubers who have a video that solves your exact hyper-specific problem >>>>>>

Do not forget to sign-up for the Major League Balatro S3 Fantasy Game! www.fantasizr.com/sport/major-...

Everything You Need to know for Season 3! youtu.be/i6QqlDKyzBk

New Website is up! majorleaguebalatro.com Get standings, schedule, news, stats and more! The place for ALL information regarding the league.

Major League Balatro Season 3 Starts February 9th! Watch the Trailer Now: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIcN...

Me lording over the other competitors from my fraudulent 2nd place position

The Balatro Tag Team Lineup is here! This Oct 28/29 teams of two will compete in in white & gold stakes as we raise funds to benefit @gamersoutreach.org during their Spooktactular Streamathon! #SS2025 (Click to See full lineup!)

Tried some Gold Stake speed runs this past week on all 15 decks. Check out my 3 most interesting runs: www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_Sv...

THE ONYX DIVISION PLAYOFF TEAMS HAVE BEEN SET!* @rarranhs.bsky.social Secures their playoff spot with the win against @gothiclorduk.bsky.social thicLordUK!!! Joining Roffle @belenosbear.bsky.social and @zainotv.bsky.social in the playoffs. *The seeding still to be decided!

Who up socking they buskin?

Can I just make weird enough decisions to accidently find a winning line? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cfkj...

MY NEW ALBUM “BALATRO BANGERS” IS OUT!!! I’ll be doing a 8 hour stream to celebrate its release at 3pm ET, but till then, GO CHECK IT OUT! @playbalatro.com

you telling me a silk made this song

*opens up your fridge and sees you have 2% milk* hey bro you need to charge your milk

This match up took years off my life and hours off Zaino's dinner

I'm at the broken trampoline store, do you want anything?

Really excited to be playing this later today, it looks really fun!

mark your calendars im about to lose all my money

Week 1 Schedule! Week of 8/18 All Times ET GothicLordUK vs. Neato - Monday 1p ZainoTV vs. HCJustin - Tuesday 12p Roffle vs Rarran - Tuesday 5p Nandre vs Seadubbs - Wednesday 6p Edzy vs Fir - Thursday 2p Haelian vs Bear - Thursday 5p Skoottie vs MALF - Friday 3p DrSpectred vs Bean - Friday 5p

huge news prediction: you can do a secret third thing on the toilet

Got our first really close round going on for the joker bracket on my new channel youtube.com/@belenosbeartv

Fantasy Balatro is here for Major League Balatro Season 2! Make a lineup of 4 creators each week and score points based on their performance!

Hey all, please check out the new channel I've just launched which will have interesting runs from stream or community posts everyday. Round 1 of Twitch Rivals is already up there, and today there is a favorite joker bracket starting. Cast your vote and subscribe here: youtube.com/post/Ugkx2k8...

the coolest thing happened to our game?? a fan made a fully playable version of CloverPit in GOOGLE SHEETS (???) lmao. that is like fan art 2.0 thank you Lofinimations, full vid in bio, this is so cool!!!

New episode of Weird Balatro Mechanics - youtu.be/0qRZqjB-jYo

Today, I'm playing whatever mod my chat voted for, and it was a huge mistake. www.twitch.tv/belenosbear

Stream schedule for this week, and a poll in my discord for the next 24h, cast your vote here: discord.gg/fF8rJJUR

Streaming only Mon-Wed this week, and I will be fundraising for the American Heart Association so please stop by and consider donating if you have the means. We have some fun stuff planned. Full schedule is on my discord: discord.com/invite/yK8ey...

Pair Only, featuring a Dutch language swap for most of the run youtu.be/hvQVNnBMCNw

YOUR SEASON 1 CHAMPION IS ROFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #MajorLeagueBalatro

ROFFLE TAKES GAME 1 OF THE GRAND FINALS!!!! Watch: Edzy POV: www.twitch.tv/edzyttv Roffle POV: www.twitch.tv/roffle Casting POV: www.twitch.tv/zainotv

Won a run yesterday playing only stone cards, thinking about doing all 8 enhancements. Come watch me spin the wheel and try to get the next ones done! www.twitch.tv/belenosbear www.youtube.com/@BelenosBear

New episode of Single Hand Type Challenge a.k.a. my OnlyHands youtu.be/nEfMKfkdqRA

New Weird Balatro episode just dropped 🐻 www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbwZ...

THE CLOSEST GAME SO FAR! @belenosbear.bsky.social secures the 2-0 over @neato.live , beating her out on the final hand of game 2 by less than 1% score difference #majorleaguebalatro

DrSpectred takes the first ever Major League Balatro Victory winning 2 games to 1 over @malf.io! All three games were nail biters, with MALF almost completing the 4-1 comeback in the final game! In the end some glass allowed Dr to come out on top as the sun set on MALF's comeback.

Major League Balatro Trailer youtu.be/S-fmCI4SyYI

I will only be streaming on Thursday this week (3/27). Check out the bear discord for more info: discord.com/invite/yK8ey...

It takes all types

Collecting every possible type of card in one hand! www.youtube.com/shorts/Mw8cz...

Sometimes a bad card suddenly becomes the best card www.youtube.com/shorts/0I-pZ...

I love running polls on youtube because you get the whole spectrum of opinions.

Beating Balatro playing ONLY Four of a Kind. (Coming next, straight flush only) #Balatro www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vfhw...

The Immolate Massacre #Balatro #gaming www.youtube.com/shorts/Lbl-c...

Driver's License is now expired! #Balatro #gaming www.youtube.com/shorts/feRxY...

Maybe Showman is the play? #Balatro www.youtube.com/shorts/wzoR1...