As some of you know, we lost our baby boy Elvis a couple nights ago. The costs came at a rough time for us financially and we still have debt left over from when we lost Sadie two years ago. Please consider helping out if you can [SAFELY] give, we so very much appreciate. gofund.me/931731980

Classic Sean Payton team playing dirty. Fucking embarrassing that he is not banned from the NFL.

Full Concert Here: youtu.be/KtmhVG18hjk?...

Me lording over the other competitors from my fraudulent 2nd place position

The Balatro Tag Team Throwdown Day 2 Is a Wrap!! Together with the 25+ people participating in the event & the amazing generosity of the Balatro community we raised $21,000 for @gamersoutreach.org !!!

IT'S HAPPENING!!! Hades 2 SPEEDRUN EVENT November 5th, 5 PM EST hosted by yours truly!!!! TWITCH RIVALS OFFICIAL EVENT! schedule.twitchrivals.com/events/haeli...

Updated through World Series Game 4: 11 IP, 13 R, 11 ER, 9.00 ERA, 10 K, 2.545 WHIP, 4 Losses

Can confirm, MALF is the biggest Jets fan I know

We’ve just revealed PACS at the Galaxies Gaming Showcase! Developed by Studio 316, PACS is a co-op post-apocalyptic delivery sim where you and 3 friends build a courier service in the wasteland. Watch the trailer here: youtu.be/G8CziAO_mvA #PACS #playstack #studio316 @pacs-game.bsky.social

The Balatro Tag Team Lineup is here! This Oct 28/29 teams of two will compete in in white & gold stakes as we raise funds to benefit @gamersoutreach.org during their Spooktactular Streamathon! #SS2025 (Click to See full lineup!)

THE GRAND FINALS START IN TWO HOURS!!!! DrSpectred vs TurtleBean!!!! 11a ET Doc: www.twitch.tv/drspectred Bean: www.twitch.tv/turtlebean_ Cast 1: www.twitch.tv/zainotv / www.twitch.tv/roffle / www.twitch.tv/rarran Cast 2: www.twitch.tv/seadubbs11 / www.twitch.tv/edzyttv

WE HAVE OUR FINALS SET! BEAN COMPLETES THE REVERSE SWEEP!!!! BEAN VS DOC - TOMORROW - 11A ET FOR THE GRAND FINALS OF MAJOR LEAGUE BALATRO SEASON 2!!!!

ALL DAY MAJOR LEAGUE BALATRO SEMIFINALS! ZAINO VS DOC - 11a ET BEAN VS BEAR - 330p ET Zaino: twitch.tv/zainotv Doc: twitch.tv/drspectred Cast 1 (Roffle/Rarran): www.twitch.tv/roffle Cast 2: (Seadubbs/Edzy): www.twitch.tv/seadubbs11

Took the morning to do some Steam library/email inbox/to do admin and boy there are SO MANY GAMES. Why can't there be more hours in the day!

@majorleaguebalatro.bsky.social When the Roffle vs. Doc divergence hits:

Congrats to Doc on the victory. The Commisioner is up next! @majorleaguebalatro.bsky.social @zainotv.bsky.social "You take the taco and nebula deck picking ends, you take the 8-ball and I show you how deep the deck fixing goes"

@majorleaguebalatro.bsky.social The first Semi-Finalists of Season 2! But just how did they do it...?

Class is in session! The 3rd Quarter-final game is today Roffle vs DrSpectred is at 5p ET!

@majorleaguebalatro.bsky.social @zainotv.bsky.social another playoff, another meme dump

LIVE! MAJOR LEAGUE BALATRO PLAYOFFS! @rarranhs.bsky.social VS BEAN!!! Rarran: twitch.tv/rarran Bean: twitch.tv/turtlebean_ Casted: twitch.tv/zainotv

We have our second quarter-finals match tonight!!! The Legume takes on the Coyote! We have Bean vs @rarranhs.bsky.social at 5:00p ET!!!

Reminder Playoffs Start tonight!!! @malf.io vs @zainotv.bsky.social starting a little late 2:30p PT/5:30 ET! Seadubbs & Vagabond will be casting!

Week 7 insihgts by our very own Sebastián!

LMFAO PERFECTION

OUR PLAYOFF PICTURE IS SET! *PENDING MALF/SEADUBBS FOR THE FINAL SLOT!!! Congrats @rarranhs.bsky.social, @belenosbear.bsky.social, @zainotv.bsky.social, Roffle, Bean, Edzy, Doc!

Congrats MAGA you are now officially on the team protecting PDF files! newsone.com/6500433/ted-...

THE ONYX DIVISION PLAYOFF TEAMS HAVE BEEN SET!* @rarranhs.bsky.social Secures their playoff spot with the win against @gothiclorduk.bsky.social thicLordUK!!! Joining Roffle @belenosbear.bsky.social and @zainotv.bsky.social in the playoffs. *The seeding still to be decided!

WE HAVE THE FIRST GAME OF WEEK 7!!! @rarranhs.bsky.social and @gothiclorduk.bsky.social Fighting it out for the final playoff spot in the Onyx division!!! Starting at 2p ET! www.twitch.tv/rarran www.twitch.tv/gothiclorduk

Some insights into Week 6 by our very own Sebastián!

Major League Balatro Fantasy Price Updates heading into the final #Week7 Bean $5 -> $6 Doc $6 -> $5 Rarran $5 -> $4 Edzy $4 -> $5 MALF $3 -> $4 Gothic $4 -> $3 NEATO $2 -> $3 Nandre $3 -> $2

Two fan favorites are facing off today! A chatter named Seadubbs11 claims Ouijadubbs is retired, but should we believe him? BEAN VS OUIJADUBBS! Today at 4p ET Ouijadubbs: twitch.tv/seadubbs11 Bean: twitch.tv/turtlebean_

SO MUCH BALATRO TODAY! You know what to do: Bear vs Rarran 1p ET Roffle vs Gothic 2p ET Neato vs Justin 3p ET Edzy vs Nandre 5p ET Find it all on twitch! Links on mlbalatro.com

LIVE! SATURDAY MORNING BALATROOOO!!! @zainotv.bsky.social vs @neato.live!!! NEATO: twitch.tv/neato Zaino: twitch.tv/zainotv Casted: twitch.tv/seadubbs11

After NEATO's phenomenal performance last week, will she topple Zaino's reign of the Onyx Division? FIND OUT SOON! NEATO VS ZAINO Today at 12p ET NEATO: twitch.tv/neato Zaino: twitch.tv/zainotv Casted: twitch.tv/seadubbs11

LIVE FROM THE BATHS OF APRODITE! AN OUTSTANDING ONYX DIVISION MATCH UP! #MajorLeagueBalatro Presents: Roffle VS @haelian1.bsky.social Roffle: twitch.tv/roffle Haelian: twitch.tv/haelian Casted: twitch.tv/zainotv

Last week Haelian fell from the verdant fields of Elysium. He begins the climb again, and his opponent is fierce! Will Roffle keep in close competition with the other top Onyx players? ROFFLE VS HAELIAN! Today at 3p ET Roffle: twitch.tv/roffle Haelian: twitch.tv/haelian Casted: twitch.tv/zainotv

ANNOUNCEMENT! GAME DELAY! The NEATO vs Zaino game has been delayed to Saturday at 12p ET

LIVE! THE BATTLE FOR THE PLASMA-GOLDEN-TOQUE!!! BBQ VS VEGGIE! CANADA VS CALI! #MajorLeagueBalatro Presents: @malf.io vs @nandre.social MALF: twitch.tv/michaelalfox Nandre: twitch.tv/nandre Casted on: twitch.tv/zainotv

With the standings how they are, this match is an important one for both players to win! EDZY VS SKOOTTIE Today at 3p ET Edzy: twitch.tv/edzyttv Skoottie: twitch.tv/skoottie

Top 4 of the Bloodstone Division is getting spicy folks! SEADUBBS VS DRSPECTRED! Today at 6:15p ET Seadubbs: twitch.tv/seadubbs11 DrSpectred: twitch.tv/drspectred Casted on: twitch.tv/zainotv

WE ARE LIVE!!! @gothiclorduk.bsky.social vs @belenosbear.bsky.social! Winner will be holding a playoff spot in the Onyx division heading into Week 6! Gothic: twitch.tv/gothiclorduk Bear: twitch.tv/belenosbear

Hold a moment of silence for the victims of another school shooting. Not Nazis assassinated by other nazis.

Parents, know the signs in your children

The top of the Onyx Division is a tight race folks! This is the first of two matches that may define the standings in the latter half of the season. RARRAN VS ZAINO Today at 5p ET Rarran: twitch.tv/rarran Zaino: twitch.tv/zainotv Not casted

WE ARE LIVE @malf.io vs Edzy!!! Edzy: twitch.tv/edzyttv MALF: twitch.tv/michaelalfox No casting

Are you ready for today's triple header? Roll out the gold stake carpet... EDZY VS MALF! Today at 12p ET Edzy: twitch.tv/edzyttv MALF: twitch.tv/michaelalfox No casting

Minor League Balatro Finals!!! Vagabond: www.twitch.tv/vagabondbala... Sizaak: www.twitch.tv/sizaak Casting: www.twitch.tv/turtlebean_

DOC TAKES GAME 3 FOR THE SWEEP! This game was INCREDIBLY close. GG and WP to both DrSpected and Fir! You will not believe how this match diverged! Check it out on YT later: youtube.com/@majorleaguebalatro

And we're kicking off week 4 today! This lecture may include gold stakes. Only one way to find out! DrSpectred vs Fir! Today at 3p ET DrSpectred: twitch.tv/drspectred Fir: twitch.tv/fir_ Not casted