I’m off on a vacation weekend, but Kimmy will be doing a Yahtzee stream on my channel at 3PM EST, so be sure to hang out with her!

The sleepy boy gets extra lap time today.

Home from the vet after Nixon suffered a mild seizure. He seems okay but a bit stressed from the car ride. Taking the rest of the day to keep an eye on him. Thanks to those in the stream today understanding my having to suddenly end it.

Waiting at the doctor’s office to see about my headaches and this girl in the waiting room said to her dad that you need to say hello to everyone, and if you don’t, you go to jail. Is this true?!

This little lady is keeping me in good company while my head is pounding. The dopamine helps.

Folks, the headache is a sharp and piercing one at the moment. Gonna take time from the stream today so just pretend that I'm enjoying the holiday yesterday even though I'll be in miserable pain. :)

Have a blessed weekend!

Sorry folks, but no streaming today. Been up a few times throughout the night and feeling super sluggish. We’ll get back to it tomorrow!

Wherever you're using mayo, I'm now using toum. Welcome to the new era.

Last few days have been high octane levels of stress, but it’s finally over. House sale went through and now we can move forward. Still have to close my accounts with Meridian Credit Union because what they did to us was vile, but that’s a much easier task to handle.

Fuck banks.

I know I said I’d be streaming today but it turns out I’ve got some “house is finally sold” business to take care of!

I am neither sick nor sad today! But I am taking the day off from streaming to get some spring cleaning done around the house. We made a nice big list yesterday and I want to get a few things done and build momentum.

Listen, I know The Walking Dead is far from realistic, but why do they have Carol sowing a packet of Boston Pickling cucumber seeds? The packet has a tomato on it and cucumber seeds are much larger. Those don’t even look like tomato seeds — more like sesame seeds! I’m so confused.

Just noticed that someone donated $100 during the stream but I didn’t hear/see the notification at the time and couldn’t thank them. They also used a fake name so I can’t track them down but if you’re out there, thank you very much!

@malf.io I've had this dumb thought stuck in my head for like a month now I'm so sorry 😭

Been watching through The Walking Dead, and I have to say, that Negan guy is rather nasty.

Fuck the cruise ship industry.

You ever feel like you’re surrounded by people that don’t dislike you enough to say frick off but don’t like you enough to ask you to do anything?

Been sick to some degree three times in the past couple months and I need this evil to leave my body. Whiplash weather isn’t helping, I’m sure.

The Walking Dead was way ahead of the curve

Feeling not good about myself but Nixon doesn’t care and just wants me to keep my lap still.

Taking a mental health day away from stream and such. Bad brain gonna be bad, I guess.

People that eat meat trying to gatekeep meat alternatives at fast food joints certainly is something. Your KFC chicken is already 50% soy and then 50% breading anyway.

I wonder why I never get anything done on the weekend…

Pretty sure I’m at the point where I’ve been depressed for more than half my life.

Decided to take a mental cleansing day. Got a nice brunch, went to an art supply shop, and now I'm chilling at a cafe doing a bit of digital clean up. The espresso is meh but I've got the bench seat all to myself.

You ever think trees aren’t moving because of the wind but just actually moving and pretending it’s the wind? Think about it.

If you're a streamer and you stream yourself driving, you're a moron of colossal proportions. You have nothing to gain and risk ruining your life and the life of others. Stop being greedy, selfish, careless pricks for five seconds.

I’m trapped right now.

Legit thought I’d be cruising today but this is the worst I’ve felt with this roller coaster of a cold. Can barely breathe through my nose, intense headache, sore throat. I guess streaming is off the table.

I am indeed quite sick. 😢

The amount of people defending the U.S. Olympic hockey team for going to White House is absurd. The mental gymnastics of "go forbid they're excited to go to the White House and celebrate tradition" while the players are grinning ear-to-ear and shaking orange pedo's hand is sickening. Have a spine.

Going through old notebooks and found this one from circa 2019. A little sketch for a Team Unity logo idea I had.

To those stream enjoyers, I won’t be streaming today. Some wild weather fluctuations have done a number on my head, as thy typically do. If you need some background noise and aren’t aware, I have been putting Mewgenics on the YouTube. youtube.com/michaelalfox

Headache is crushing my soul big time this morning. Gonna have to say no to streaming today so I can catch up on rest. Hope to see you tomorrow!

In the middle of butter tart baking stream that I forgot to post here about! While the dough is chilling in the fridge, Kimmy is doing a pole dance demonstration. Come watch and learn! twitch.tv/michaelalfox

We’re gonna do the long awaited MALF After Dark stream tonight. I’ve got a few strong beers, maybe we get some nachos going, and perhaps we’ll say a couple cuss words (please don’t tell my mom). Aiming to start at 7 PM ET.

The Winnipeg Jets are so back!

Had a fairly productive morning and got energized. Gonna do a short stream with the start of Hide the Block 2 (Minecraft)! twitch.tv/michaelalfox

I’m absolutely way to zonked after a bad sleep, so I’m gonna take the day off streaming. I’ve got a couple stream related errands I’d like to spend time on once I’m actually feeling energized enough.

How did Between the Buried and Me release The Blue Nowhere last year and I’m only finding out now?!

I was having a really rough brain day yesterday and this morning, but Kimmy has helped me out a ton.

Might not stream tomorrow. Not feeling very good.

Alright, the plan is to get back to streaming tomorrow! Originally wanted to be ready for today, but after much travelling and helping family out, I’m in need of a single rest day before getting back to the grind. I hope your holidays have been pleasant!

No streaming this morning as we’ve gotta take both Nixon and Queenie to the vet. Not sure how long it’ll be, but we’re also contending with a bunch of snow and freezing rain so I might just end up taking the day “off”.

Okie dokie, we’re live! twitch.tv/michaelalfox

I shall be streaming today, yes. Just a bit late going this morning. Aiming for 10am EST. We’ll be kicking back with some more Gungeon, of course.

We’re already at 10/54 Gungeon achievements, so a decent pace! Loading it up shortly and then some Jackbox later! twitch.tv/michaelalfox

Starting another game for the Hall of Hundreds series! Enter the Gungeon is the next one we try to get all Steam achievements for, so come by and help me strategize! twitch.tv/michaelalfox