Newark Airport must be one of the national leaders in birds per terminal

A proper game of football, this one, berween a team that should have wrapped up the title already and another which should have been demoted to League One a long time ago.

Today’s game is a good reminder the Devils would be in the playoffs if they played against teams missing their top 5 players

Legit surprised the Devils last home game didn’t end up with a Kurtis Macdermid GWG

Oh jeez, the bot knows it gets worse

Jack’s mentally at his appearance at the Newport Mall Dicks sporting goods

I was starting to get worried I made too many plans for April with the Devils .1% playoff chances

Time to bring sunny home, he brought the cup to an old school Italian joint in north jersey so I’m fully convinced

The Inevitable Changes

The only reason BlueSky even exists is that it's essentially Twitter methadone.

Really cool seeing @tomgulittinhl.bsky.social on the coverage, reminiscing about speculating and dreaming of the Kovalchuk trade. Hopefully survivor talk is up next

Incredibly stupid penalty

If you give up a goal to the devils fourth line do you have to give back your gold medal?

Tom Fitzgerald still has a job

If a game reaches 4-0, the bot must be programmed to make a reference to Connor Chatham, Tuomo Ruutu's 2015-16 season, the Corey Crawford era, or, in a pinch, Ari Ahonen

Beecher with two goals tonight really takes me back to the days of 4th liners scoring for fun on Brodeur

Devils back

Referees after letting 10 cross checks go: we gotta call this one!

Credit to the Devils for not coming out to play

Markstrom shouldn’t be allowed to play anymore, good thing his contract is expiring…wait he already signed an extension???

The nordic faces of Daniel Craig

brother watching the New Jersey Devils play hockey is not self love

Just glad the Olympic break didn’t kill the Devils momentum

Completely forgot Luke Glendening existed

How much better is hockey without 3 tv timeouts a period and betting lines being referenced constantly?

Jack Hughes’ lost a tooth but won gold scoring overtime winner for the USA in that massive ice hockey final against Canada. The game was played against a huge political backdrop so obviously the players received a FaceTime call from Trump in dressing room afterwards.

Is it too late to move the Devils to Nashville?

They are selling “I survived watching the Devils-Blue Jackets first period” tshirts

How is this possible

Thank god I didn’t do the Wirtz tweet before that

Devils Jumbotron not even showing Markstrom’s save percentage or goals against average anymore lol

Bring back Palat

Used the phrase “circle back” in an email today and now the dirt won’t wash off it won’t wash off no matter how much I scrub

Me ascending from this post Palat plane of reality

Friedman was hacked

I put on my robe and wizard hat…

I will never forget that exact moment when Hameenaho scored his first nhl goal…I missed it because I was yawning

Devils give up three shots in the first which means there is a good chance Markstrom ends the game with a sub 600 performance after the inevitable collapse

Markstrom and Allen, the sub 900 locked in goaltending duo?

Adam Larsson turning into Scott Neidermayer in front of our very own eyes

Seeing Adam Larsson makes me think of the glory days of twitter, the Gelinas, Urbom and Merrill era

Sure, you could watch a good nfl playoff game or you could watch the Devils blow multiple leads