If I didn't have a family all I would do is work and play Deadlock and it'd probably be just as good as having a family. I mean just think of the savings.

All I want is several million dollars and for everyone to shut up is that too much to ask?

🌊Surfs up!🌊 -Buzz Bumper On Planet Pinball- in development for #GBC by @zbwmusic.bsky.social , @pearacidicgames.com , and myself. #gbstudio #gbdev #homebrew

There is a new Diablo 2 update?! NEVER kill yourself. Oh my God what???

My hobby? Walking into the kitchen, immediately forgetting why I came in, try to remember but instead zone out with a completely blank expression on my face as I stare at the floor while I forget that I exist, before snapping out of it, leaving the room, and never accomplishing my original goal.

death roll

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

Thinking about dedicating my life to eating spicy noodles.

Age verification? You could pet the TV screen and it was furry.

If it's happening, bunnies are doing it. Probably.

loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.

Sam, it’s me, Chew Foodman.

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. “Should be an easy fix.” It never is.

Im working on a game called Eating Garlic Bread wherein the objective is to eat garlic bread. This is an allegory for real life wherein the meaning (objective) is to eat garlic bread.

Been trying improve the graveyard tileset for #dragoondrop. Still unsure about the clouds... #pixelart #gamedev #indiedev #videogames

If I wanted to have a blog what’s the best way to do that kind of thing now?

Can you piece together the suspect's alibis to figure out who's under the mask? Try for yourself in the demo! store.steampowered.com/app/4251230/... #indiegame #screenshotsaturday #characterdesign

My game TYPECAST is in the Steam Typing Fest! It’s $0.99! Buy it or perish!! youtu.be/IaimEQjYwNU?...

We should all be so lucky.

This bangs really hard folks, $6 for probably the most inventive roguelike I've played in a while. So many smart ways of using the Keyboard as a game mechanic. The ultimate game for people that know Words

tomb of the bloodletter is up to 44 steam reviews! could you be one of the special people to get us past 50? You'll be able to tell you grandchildren about it! #indiedev #gamedev #roguelike store.steampowered.com/app/3531630/...

The credits for The Alters is killing me.

Listen. You’re preaching to the choir man. I would LOVE to get connected with Education Connection but I just can’t afford it. The economy is- Wait what? FREE!???

My baby is passed out on me and snoring. We’re all gonna be okay.

Idk if having a lot of money would make me happier but they should give it to me as an experiment just to see.

Every producer I’ve ever worked with is an absolute hero.

Could not be more wrong. I’ll take Morrowind over any other TES game and most modern AAA games.

Okay I’m done. I’m messing it up the more I work on it.

I remembered what this was. Kingdom Death Order Knight. The gradients are too subtle. You can barely see them in the pictures. That’s one thing I always forget about with minis. You have to destroy subtlety.

67 degrees in my bedroom? Sweltering. It’s a sauna. 67 degrees in the living room? I’m freezing. It’s like some kind of reverse sauna.

Frogthing for #DragoonDrop. Please ignore the placeholder splash animation sometimes I get tired. #pixelart #gamedev #indiegames #animation #frog

Gettin there.

Absolutely convinced that the recipes in the Momofuku Milkbar cookbook are wrong on purpose. I’ve made cookies from the book at least 5x and every time they are insane looking.

Sometimes video games are about walking around a shaded wood. That’s nice.

Getting this pie dialed in I tell you what.

Caves of Qud

Thinking about putting (comms closed) in my name so people think I’m working hard.

Do you like my paint shaker?

My son told me he’s ready to watch Hard Boiled. He’s 4. How does he know about Hard Boiled, and how does he know he’s ready?

The thing that sucks about collecting hobbies is 1. How am I gonna afford all this shit? 2. Where am I gonna put all this shit?

Given the player forms all of their weapons by eating enemies' flesh, I've made the guns look a lot more organic and fleshier. #screenshotsaturday #gamedev

The Alters is one of the best games I’ve ever played.

Jo is one of the best to ever do it fr.

I’m rrrrrrrripped outta me gourd, SpongeBob!

Working on a Frogman for #dragoondrop! #videogames #pixelart #gamedev #indiegames

Don't trust man Don't trust girl Don't trust animal Trust in steel www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW-7...

Also Girl Tones absolutely rips. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vOS...