*turns mic on* hey sorry guys I was eating the biggest piece of laffy taffy.

My 5 year old told me he farted too hard and blew his butthole off and we have to go to the hospital. Anybody know a good butthole reattachment surgeon?

My one year old is beside herself because I won’t let her eat crayons. These damn kids are always eating my snacks I swear to god.

Every time I play a platformer I want to make one. Every time I try to make a platformer I remember that level design exists and I stop making a platformer.

Got my nails done today 💅

If you wait until 12:01 am the donuts count as breakfast.

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

Game failure? Layoffs Game success? Layoffs Game delayed? Layoffs Game delivered? Layoffs Game announced? Layoffs Game unannounced? Layoffs Game good? Layoffs Game bad? Layoffs Game AI? Layoffs Game no-AI? Layoffs Game hated? Layoffs Game beloved? Layoffs Money cares more for layoffs than games.

durandal when he's winning: they're gonna measure my dick in lightyears, little man. i'm teleporting you into the ninth circle of hell, there's a button down there i need you to press. ciao durandal when he's losing: listen man. we're gonna be ok. you're important to me

Will someone come over and make my dog stop staring at me.

back from the woods, tinkering with some spooky shit

The only pure joy in life is when you get an onion ring or two in your fries.

I need to get me some of those suspenders that keep your socks up.

Hon, please. We have guests. Break out the fancy ketchup.

I had the great honor to interview Raph Koster about Star Wars Galaxies, its incredibly ambitious vision for a Star Wars sandbox MMO, and the infamous game design challenge of the "Jedi problem" Thanks @raphkoster.bsky.social for making the time and sorry it took so long for this to see daylight!

YouTube channels that present themselves as philanthropic but on the back end charge devs a bunch of money for features.

Sam Raimi didn't strap a Super 8 camera to a 2x4 so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

It’s never about art for these people. It’s about what value they think they can extract from what they think art is supposed to be. Which, to them, is just a product to be bought and sold. They don’t know what art is. They’ve never known. It’s all product mascots and Star Wars.

Do not speak to me of "barriers to entry". Every act of creation is slicing out a thin sliver of light from the existential darkness of the human condition. You not being able to pick up a fucking pencil and risk failing does not even register.

I will not accept an argument that art and creativity have been uniquely democratised in the last few years since the invention of genAI. What a disservice to human history. How little regard you must have for the billions of souls that struggled through unimaginable suffering to express themselves.

They’re calling it the meatiest loaf ever.

I’m sorry but you can’t call it a Metroidvania unless it’s a platformer. If it’s top down or 3rd person it’s Zelda. For fuck sake does nothing mean anything anymore????

They invented nerds gummy clusters just for me and I said nay, let the people have them too.

Listen here, Sun. *cocks shotgun* One of us is killing the other.

Exploding sun can’t even engulf the earth in this fuckin economy.

Boo! BOOOOOO! BOOOOOOOOO!!!

My friends have lost their damn minds.

I can tell I'm depressed because I really want to make a fighting game again.

It’s amazing how much of YouTube is just straight up lies. Like full on indefensible lies but nobody cares at all.

Shout out to @cilerba.com for saving my life today. ❤️❤️❤️

Rebecca Ferguson I tell you what.

ONE WEEK 🎷🐀

Microsoft Office. For sale. Never installed.

They’re doing this to me tomorrow.

Ossipago, Barbatus, and Famulimus.

Blood Dungeon is the best game ever made and Messhoff continues to be a distant spec along the horizon of good game design, and I will never be able to get close enough so that my cries of adulation will be heard.

MARIO TWINS is now 25 YEARS OLD!

If you’re a fan of Control and are apprehensive about Resonant then you might need to seek medical help.

I need to make an indie gambling game. So either some kind of "pick one of three power ups" game or anything involving a deck of cards.

She said she was gonna do it tonight but she’s too tired.

Predator 1987 Jesse Ventura Voice: I ain’t got time to post.

My wife said she’s gonna hit me with a hammer tomorrow.

Yeah I do this too it’s called put a cube in the world and pretend.

So I was just talking to Steve. You know Steve right? Structural Support Beam Steve? The Steve that’s really into structural support beams? I was talking to him and he said NOT to remove the structural support beam! I told him Steve, buddy, you should have told me that two days ago!

Why would @clone.bsky.social ambush me with trivia like this.

I’m down. Aaaand here they come. Yup. They’re kissing me. Guys they’re kissing me. I’m downstairs and they’re kissing me. Be careful I don’t know where the third guy is. Yeah I got two on me. Kissing me, yeah.

Show of hands: How many of you would play a game where you wander a very large dungeon as a very small gnome? That's it. That's the whole game.

I'm glad they named it The Leg End of Zelda instead of Zelda's Feet.