There’s only one man that can be the next Jame’s Bond.

To hell with typing. All dev posts now come with voice over. Sound ON.

What DID ever happen to Gary Cooper? 🤔

level design

my last 20 games!! 98% positive on steam :O store.steampowered.com/app/4044300/...

still crazy that i made this song like two years ago and i haven’t made anything as good since

I sliced up a meatball sub like a sushi roll and I’m eating it with ancient ceremonial Venetian chopsticks.

Artichokes are stupid.

happy Mother's Day <3

Love to see those trees explode 🌲 💣. I wanna use more environmental collisions and stuff.

She wants to learn how to do a FUCKIN infinite. LLLLLLLIGHT PUNCH.

I hate it when restaurants ask for feedback. I just ate it! You can’t have it back!

Snake. That’s a runner. Grr. A runner? A disjointed consciousness inhabiting a bio-synthetic body. Watch out, Snake.

"The Switch is so old," you all said. "I need better graphics," you demanded. "Wah wah," you cried. And now, you sit here before Slippy Toad, the slippiest he's ever been, slippier than a fucking banana peel under a kart wheel, all thanks to the raw power of the Nintendo Switch 2—and you reject him?

Sorry if I’ve seemed out of it lately. All of my energy has gone toward developing the perfect cheeseburger quesadilla. I think I’m close.

Why do you have so many Star Fox opinions lol. Nobody has ever played Star Fox.

Hell yeah new Star Fox you know what that means! We all pretend Star Fox is good for a while. Yay!

A handful of my friends made this and it absolutely rips.

Dead as Disco (Steam early access) is $17.29 on Gamebillet buff.ly/vBo6QzV Deck verified

I love that part in Faith where the dude is all like …mOrtiss…

IT’S TIME FOR THE ULTIMATE BEST FRIEND EXPERIENCE. 🫶 (𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘰 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘢 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵) Dark Scrolls drops May 28th on PC & Nintendo Switch 🪓

Cryo Archive in Marathon is the coolest thing I've ever seen. No pun intended.

Getting this bow mechanic stood up. You have to hold the button to draw back. Drawing increases accuracy, arrow speed, and damage. You can strafe while drawing but it reduces movement speed and draw speed. Draw speed is based on strength. Accuracy, and movement speed based on agility.

Is drinking water good for you or bad for you? We must ask this question.

If you’re out of hotdogs (which I’m not) you can wrap smoked turkey around a string cheese and put it on a bun. Some people, hotdogless people, (again not me) will turn to this in times of need.

We announced our game, City of None, more officially! check it out!

Why did they make my baby so wide what did they do to her.

I've published a new prototype on itch! It's a 2d/top-down RE:Mercenaries style score-chase where the goal is defeating all the enemies within the time limit with the highest score/combo! Find time bonuses, score bonuses and more! Made with #gamemakerstudio. onsensoft.itch.io/mercenariesc...

Every time I open this app I see y’all posting. Posts everywhere I look. Get it together people.

Are you there God? It’s me, your best friend!

Surprise! Dig! Dig! Dino! the game @dom2d.bsky.social and I made for playdate is coming to PC soon! Wishlist here: store.steampowered.com/app/4642320/...

Making a game called GRIM SWEEPERS with my 4 yo about cleaning up haunted houses. He tells me his ideas, I make them into functional game mechanics, and we ball.

Whoever invented cutting thin crust pizza into squares was a genius.

Why didn't anybody tell me that Teen Titans GO is hilarious?

Making a game called GRIM SWEEPERS with my 4 yo about cleaning up haunted houses. He tells me his ideas, I make them into functional game mechanics, and we ball.

Computer hardware sales guys love to have a polo shirt with the worst looking embroidered logo you’ve ever seen.

Better homes AND gardens?! Listen to yourself. You're out of your mind.

I found some ruins in Caves of Qud where every level has 3-4 hostile dromad merchants and it’s like 7 layers deep. This is now my bank. It’s full of infinite wealth.

I think the reason I’ve never been able to make a platformer is that I’ve never made one with that perfect platformer character design. Know what I mean? Just a little guy that you can’t wait to make jump around.

I Added A Randomizer to FireRed on Nintendo Switch New video! AND box names for how to recreate this randomizer on your switch out now yahoo!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yFG...

I wish I could throw my phone as hard as I can into my TV and not suffer the repercussions of such an act.

I ordered a Saja Boys breakfast meal at Mc Donald’s and the menu screen said “we love you” and I blushed a little bit.

Last night at 11pm my son walks into my bedroom dressed as an astronaut and carrying a scythe adorned with skulls. He climbs into bed and hands me a "fight ball", which is a little wooden ball, and tells me it's for when bad guys show up. Please just go to sleep. PLEASE go to sleep.

There is a lot of breathing in season 5 of The Sopranos.

It's a "hardcore" genre but this kind of game has seen massive success over the years. Arc Raiders is doing gangbusters and it ain't because it's easy or casual friendly. It's just as much of a sicko game but it has lots of reasons for players to be friendly when not in a squad. Marathon needs that.

What’s up with this psyop against Marathon? Why is it always some “it’s good but 😬🫣” ass article?

I recently turned 37 and it feels like I’ve done something wrong. Like if I was any good at anything I would not have turned 37.

I’d post something for portfolio day but it’d just be screenshots of spreadsheets that only I understand.

"for unknown reasons, my mortal enemies appear to be concerned with the core essence of humanity in a way that my allies are not. oh well, better not think about it too hard."