this thing is so fun to play

i may have gotten a new guitar,,,,,

i think crypto trading should be classified as gambling. there’s no way you can convince me this doesn’t have the same affects on peoples mental health as gambling addiction

thoughts?

Stacy's mom's medicare is gone

bok choy costs literally twice as much as it did two months ago wtf

@arentweamphibians.bsky.social told me that they're driving up to portland on friday to kidnap me and force me back into The Box. Is that legal? Can they do that?

Whats her problem

yall don’t appreciate tone knob all the way down for a guitar solo the way i do

haha noooo don't stay home from my show on sunday you're so sexy ahh...

average bsky interaction irony poisoned twitter expat (sinner): wait why does the alfred chicken amiga theme go kinda crazy thoooooo twice divorced woman with a teaching degree who otherwise only posts abt politics manifesting seemingly out of nowhere: You're a sick person. You're seriously sick.

bug spotted

omg

i didnt sleep a single bit last night i’m so sleepy i dont think i’m going to keep my awake much longer

you don’t know the kind of hawks i’ve had to tuah

i hacked into the official @swissarmywife.bsky.social mainframe but all i could manage to download before getting locked out was this video

the sound of an amplified guitar, played live in a room, a room you are standing in? it’s pretty nice

i love doing sound that show was so much fun :3

WILD response lmao

Crazy how he died last year it feels like 5 years ago

i love producing music so much it’s so much fun and it’s always really cool to see what interesting things come through because you’re interpreting someone else’s vision

>year of the snake *Putting on my top hat* >US has crisis and sorely needs oil *twirling my moustache* >RFK Jr. confirmed health secretary *pulling out my wagon full of elixirs* business has never looked better....

Professional hummingbird expert here, it's actually extremely rare for a typical adult hummingbird to exceed 7500mph, and most human collisions end with the bird lodged inside the chest cavity. A full rip-through only happens in about 19% of cases.

My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit

modest mouse r good

cuddling with your beautiful wife should pay like a full time job

my girlfriend wont stop playing the most beautiful music i’ve ever heard and making me cry because of it

im kitty now

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dude what the hell was that for

acab includes officer buckle and that class traitor gloria too

she wont stop standing on the swivel chair im scared

walking around the park coughing on birds so they know this shit isn't a one-way street

this is the stupidest shit i have ever seen in my life

printing out and giving it to my wife on valentines day

dude

moon's full tonight

ellie keeps telling me she’s “got rock to smoke” and that she “wont put down the pipe” do i euthanize her?

I fixed for you, John! I know you're a responsible gambler at heart like the rest of us stakers :3

i’ve just been cooking up a storm tbh

cooking pt2