stylistically impaired

transphobe who isn't over her ex: saw my biological partner yesterday

"estrogen made me less funny" jokes are overdone bores reliant on tired misogynistic tropes that say nothing. they cant even garner a smile from the lowest common denominator. vapid. empty i became less funny when i started learning French. also a trope, but with an in-your-heart undeniable truth..

i mean. milf is ,,, ahaha,,, puppy doesn't want to be presumptuous,,, mplk is fine. ...or w. mplwfse works too.

alive.

i love my girlfriends - the one who is dating me and the one who is not

bought this awesome fit and im sooo ready for it to be summer when i can start dressing like this....

californians....

read a satirical Onion article about Elon Musk mandating federal employees to give him revenge porn of them to enforce compliance, realized while reading that ive technically made a sex tape. didn't really click that that qualified as a sex tape but no yeah. i guess it is. and i dont own it. weird!

this is from last month i haven't posted a red text in forever...

>year of the snake *Putting on my top hat* >US has crisis and sorely needs oil *twirling my moustache* >RFK Jr. confirmed health secretary *pulling out my wagon full of elixirs* business has never looked better....

no one knows what it's like .. to be the small dog... who's getting tall-mogged... by her dog wife....... and no one knows what it's like .. to be puppy.... to need uppies....

(pitching the polcyule again) y'know, worlds greatest puppy actually had 3 heads

getting high praise

anyway this is my cat Guinevere

current [animal]-girl kiss count is actually only 1 that is insane

Gazelle girls..... like deer girls but they are,,, different. I do not know if we can kiss yet, will report back with findings

learning gifs aren't very functional on here

when you become the nightmare... nothing ever stays in tune.... your sister is down there.... while you're still trapped up on the moon you're stuck on the fucking moon and in Celestia's light... I will plot my rise.... i will avenge my plight... I'll bring eternal night........

rettex

i think id lowkey have more of a misgendering kink if i didn't think men sucked and didn't want to be associated with them even in that context

thinking bout my friend reports, worried bout the gala... yes i know, you're feeling pony oh pony so pony

and the STD PSA shirt can also go here

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@bsky.app please,,,, ill accept not having drafts i just want decent image cropping.....

might actually be nearing the point where i migrate here from how bad twitter is. terrifying.

cropping is so uncomfortable on this app

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Thirty days have September April June and November is still the most useful rhyme i ever got taught as a kid

so tired of constant stress in my life. until i realized grey dogs were beautiful..now i welcome it. Yay.

i scratched my boob... and ate my twinky... i scratched my boob.... i hat to wait....

and it's 5 o'clock in the morning and all the people have gone away. just you and your mind and lake shore drive, tomorrow is Wednesday and the sun shines high in the chungus sky. Tomorrow is a chungus day

unfortunately millennials might have worked out how true love works. my adult life has taught me how i met your mother is actually surprisingly accurate to how it goes irl

>open bluesky >first 3 posts i see are about twitter never change, wonderful cucksite , you'll win my heart yet 🩷

idk if im overly lib brained but I'd really seize the initiative rn if I were a congresswoman to put forward a bill promising federal abortion rights to women who had been victims of rape, sorta make Mace et al. put their money where their mouth is in terms of women's protection against sexual abuse

in the 1st year of transition you cry casually, over nothing in particular, for hours and without interruption, while listening to sad music in year 2 its professional. you cry for timed amounts, 3 minutes while cooking dinner and over deep-seated trauma. then back to normal, next cry is in 8 hours

ba. discord said this was a bad selfie for social media. ba.

people love to ask me is there a faith girlcel bluesky?? it i,s a scavenger. hunt :3 heehee >_<

bimbo is such a tainted word, y'know? like yeah man id like to be perceived as a somewhat ditzy, cute but also not that bright blonde, but jeez. the modern conception of the bimbo community. idk man. idk.

seen some people mention how RFK Jr might've sexually assaulted people as part of broader images showing how all Trump admin picks and Trump himself are rapists and like that's fine and all, but you guys know he also just straight up made his wife and mother of his children commit suicide, right

cmon. cmon. !!!!

i hate lex man

meow meow meow meowmewomeowomowmowmwoman woman woman. wow.