seattle tonight you little degenerates <3

"go outside, eleanor" they said "it's good for you, eleanor" they said

ngl face card is going crazy on this one

i went outside btw

girl who is undefeated

the city of seattle will pay for what its rain has done to my bangs

tour day 1 fit :)

i finally figured out whether or not they're amphibians

haha noooo don't stay home from my show on sunday you're so sexy ahh...

the lil bunny in my pfp is named after that kitty, my beloved Puar 🥺

bluesky simply doesn't appreciate a good thirst trap the way twitter does :////

already planning out my next @arentweamphibians.bsky.social tattoo because obviously if i got one to commemorate the last tour i HAVE to get one to commemorate this one too

they're saying that god himself spun this t shirt on the loom of the heavens specifically to make my tits look simply terrific

i challenge you to find anyone who is more of a precious baby bitch about the way tap water tastes outside of oregon or my alaskan hometown than i am

the last three days have felt like i've been clawing my way out of a grave /pos

my kingdom, my soul, my body for but a single Genetic Apex Magneton...

what happens if a trans girl sells her mtg cards...

the bitchiest parts of my soul are in charge today

rumors abound that she is Eleanor. do you agree?

btw all three of us will be at Aren't We Amphibians merch table 2/22-3/3 if any oomfies wanna come say hi 🥺🥺🥺

@arentweamphibians.bsky.social told me that they're driving up to portland on friday to kidnap me and force me back into The Box. Is that legal? Can they do that?

no god nor man will impede my quest. this is my righteous crusade.

everyone tell her to bring the bangs back. kade bring the bangs back. pls. the bangs.

sneaking into kade's house and tuning their guitar to open D so we can truly ascend into Swiss Army Goddess

the complex dance of doing laundry when you've been too depressed and/or sick to do it for 2 weeks

what if they made an eleanor that was freaky and they called her freakynor

playing in the snow with my zoë 🥺💕🩵 @zoeisevil.bsky.social

god forbid a woman stand on a chair anymore??

i may be very sick but you must understand that i am also very ears

walking around the park coughing on birds so they know this shit isn't a one-way street

this is the stupidest shit i have ever seen in my life

scrolling bsky bc i miss seeing posts by lyn and ellie and zoe

moon's full tonight

ok i feel the need to clarify that this is about octopath traveller and has nothing to do with my crashing out tweet

ok now i'm just the kind of sick where everything is terrible

On a date w snorlax kinda nervous

who's excited for the eleanor crash out arc

y'all remember when there used to be joy?

sitting my gf down and having a serious conversation about her getting into arguments on r/playboicarti

he tried to climb into the microwave when i turned away 😭

finally got a microwave after living in my apartment for a year without one and the first time i use it my cat tries to jump inside as soon as i open the door 😭

the most annoying kind of being sick is being too sick to be around other people but not sick enough to not want to go do things

PNW needs more emo bands.

it's actually very funny how diy labels seem to just assume that when they fuck over *all* their artists, those artists aren't going to talk to each other and identify a clear pattern of shitty behavior and scummy business practices.

zoë always wants to borrow my laptop to play games (guitar pro 7)

liberals love to complain when there’s protests under democratic presidents and then love to complain when there is not immediately larger protests under a republican president. the throughline is they don’t participate in either of them

logging into the band account to post ass

why is he like this

anyone trying to study for Sexting 101 together 🥺👉👈