In honor of the true heroes on this Memorial Day, I fixed it. #DonaldTrump #MemorialDay

We're asking politicians with super-packed pockets to abolish the Super PACs that pack their pockets. They are pack rats of the highest order, and they're horrible at unpacking. To get this done, they will need to be forced into it with no other recourse, like when millions march with demands!

This is horrifying, and it should be headline news. America needs to search deep and figure out why we are producing these kinds of disturbed and violent criminals, and then do something meaningful to change it. Life is special, and all life should be respected and highly-valued.

When reluctant Americans learn that Donald Trump is a serial pedophile who raped children, along with sexually abusing women, and that Trump is a traitor to America because he's been working for Putin's interests over America's interests, then there'll be a call to erase his name & image everywhere.

Frustrated? Overwhelmed by Republican's cruelty and maliciousness? Exasperated by their blatant racism and bigotry? Feeling like there's nothing you can do to stop it? But there is. If enough of us check out tomorrow on May Day, the establishment will be sent a powerful message.

Six top American white supremacists just voted to empower white supremacists. I can't say I'm surprised.

Here's a great way to make this the most popular t-shirt in America.

#8647

This looks super inviting, so I tried to transport there, but I ended up at a Waffle House instead. The Universe is mocking me. I can't eat that slop.

Happy Indie Bookstore Day! Giving a shout out to Malaprops in Asheville, NC. It's time to visit your locally-owned bookstore, because readers end every scene with an irresistible hook.

Now this is getting personal. #freebetty

This is amazing, and I'll admit, I was not aware of these variations. I'm glad I learned something fundamental today.

Am I reading this wrong or is Trump admitting culpability by promoting his indifference? He says, "a few dozen raped little girls" in the same context as he would say, "a few dozen flaming left libtards." Even if I hadn't raised two daughters with a granddaughter on the way, I'd still be furious!

At first glance, I could've sworn this was Kash Patel after a bender.

When is it time for the Trump killing machine to end?

My favorite video of the day!

Yeah, this feels so right - like the crack of a bat just before a home run.

A seriously great idea!!!

Let's start at the top and work our way down.

I want to pound the first nail. Please, please, please!

I wish I could smack this smug, putrid dandy through the sheer, intense, will of my mind.

Trump says he'll learn Spanish quickly. He can't even learn English longly.

This certainly got my hopes up. I'll just stay casually excited until further updates.

French Senator Claude Malhuret nailed it! www.rawstory.com/claude-malhu...

Great news. Fuck you, Donald "Pedo" Trump!!!

Funny how the "Overall" row doesn't coincide with the other 4 rows listed. It looks like Fox just gave the overall a 4-5 point bump in Trump's favor.

This has not been said enough. President Zelenskyy has the patience of a mountain and the graces of a saint. Put in his position, I would've thrown fists long ago.

BREAKING: Two police dogs at two separate airports have reportedly bitten ICE agents today.

25 years ago, when I was still in aerospace/automotive manufacturing, I claimed these robotic arms would be commonplace in the American workplace. If I knew to account for inexpensive laser printers, I'd have guessed the true extent of robotic technology on the planet. Literally, far out!

The reason MAGA Christian Nationalists will never achieve manhood, though they try so hard, is that they look for manhood in all the wrong places, even though it was in plain view during their entire childhood. Mr. Rogers knows what I'm talking about.

When I hear someone mention saxophone leads in Rock music, I think of the guy who took flight in an outfit with only bass, drums, and bari sax - Dana Colley of Morphine. Incredible skills, double sax, mindblowing effects - changed my view of the sax forever!

We interrupt your regularly scheduled mass shooting to report another mass shooting.

This can't be overstated enough. The signs of a successful leader, none of which Trump possesses.

DISTRACTIONS DON’T WORK. COVERUPS WON’T WORK. NOT EVEN WAR. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.

"Each day we're told by those in high office to fear each other, and to turn on each other, and that some Americans count more than others..." www.rawstory.com/trump-obama-...

I nominate Stephen Miller for an International War Crimes indictment. Peter Hegseth will likely be declared mentally incompetent.

I'm glad someone else did the math. The result? A sin against humankind.

And Trump's grandfather ran brothels in west coast mining towns, after running away from his military duty in his native Germany. And Trump's father was a notorious slumlord. The Trump/Drumpf/Epstein story is one of shame.

There he is MAGA, Uncle Donald, and he's all yours.

Looks like home sweet home. Stunning and evocative.

Fine. We can make a law that Marijuana users can't own a gun, as long as the burden is shared with like users of alcohol, pain pills, muscle relaxers, ketamine, and the gentleman's drug, cocaine.

The Trump Administration is so full of shit. There was no imminent threat from Iran, they have no concrete plans for day 2 and beyond, and they don't fully understand the chaos they've unleashed on the World.

Is this at the State of the Union Address?

They have to keep Trump close to base because of his failing health, his fading cognizance, and his stocked locker of Big Macs. Oh, and he's still got some raging to do, and some election meddling to conduct. He's a very busy guy.

“Bobby and I are sending the USS Measles to Greenland so they can have freedom freckles too.” — Senile Satan

A fool's errand.

Just give us the meanest of the bunch. We the People want retribution.

I like the sound of this.