Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap

I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a cocktail enthusiast.

@easybakedoven.bsky.social Finally got around to rewatching “True Grit”. I understand now why you hold it in such high regard. Beautiful film. Loved every single second of Hailee Steinfeld’s performance. The horse scene at the end was tough to sit through.

okay by this point y'all know that the dude they arrested at the WHCD wasn't ever on the same floor as Trump, was being googled in Israel 12 hours before, was armed with a shotgun he never fired, and no one appears to have been actually shot (you have to take their word for it) but did y'all know..

@easybakedoven.bsky.social How much time does he got? LOL.

Welp … 😭

Chiquita CEO looking at the recent spike in banana sales: @beckybunzy.bsky.social @justbrady.bsky.social

“…from the country of nine-fingered people.”

New LinkedIn photo.

Michael Bay movie idea: Artemis II wobbles slightly off course and ends up splashing down in the Strait of Hormuz. An elite team of mercenaries stage a rescue deep inside Iranian territory. Explosions and loud music ensues.

Remember when republicans called for an emergency session in congress—on a weekend—to prevent Terri Schiavo from having her feeding tube removed after being in a coma for a decade? If they can do it for performative bs like that, they can do it for actual existential reasons.

Three hours. No breaks. 76 years old. The Boss.

@saxmike71.bsky.social 🌎🚀🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕🚀🌎

@justbrady.bsky.social FYI www.instagram.com/gloryholedaw...

Since a lot of the internet is losing their minds about all the bright meteors. Let me get my two cents in on this. 1. They happen all the time. It's just that they often happen over uninhabited places like oceans and deserts. I've seen fireballs bright enough to cast shadows. (1/)

How they see themselves getting ready to walk the terminal:

Here's a wonderful idea. Take photos of all the ICE agent scabs working at the airports.

We’re opening the Strait:

I know I am not completely dead inside because this asshole can still say shit that makes my jaw drop. What a rotting pile of goat shit. Fuck trump and everyone who supports him forever.

About two times a year I will revisit this and I am never disappointed for doing so.

"We have become a Nazi monster in the eyes of the whole world - bullies and bastards who would rather kill than live peacefully. We are whores for power and oil with hate and fear in our hearts". - Hunter S. Thompson.

Bald Eagle

Love you Portland.

Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond. Go!

❤️⚡⚡⚡™️✨ Shhhhhh... Listen.

They’re liars. A kind administration would tell the truth. Shingles affects a lot of seniors and this could be a teaching moment, but alas, we’re rules by Nazi pedophiles.

Hey @easybakedoven.bsky.social! Come quick and check this out!!!! Look behind his ear that was shot off. Gonna need some more foundation.

I chuckle when folks get all fired up about Trump running in ‘28 for a third term. He’ll be lucky if he gets to March 28th. @easybakedoven.bsky.social

Post your style icon

Post a Jedi…wrong answers only.

Day 3 of not being able to sleep due to a dry hacking cough. Hot Toddy engaged.

@justbrady.bsky.social saw this and thought of you.

Me on Day 57 of 2026

Ex-Prince Andrew, code name: The Cunt.

May none of us outlive the consequences of our actions.

Hahahahaha. Fuck this pedo.

Mhmm

This is who runs this account.

Worst song to get beat up to? “Why Can’t We Be Friends” by War.

Rocco gets a long overdue bath. @easybakedoven.bsky.social

It’s ok Yeller, the Dow is over 50,000!

“wHy DoN’t YoU eVeR sMiLe?”

For what's left of America's soul Presididn't Pedophile can't be allowed to politically survive this Anyone defending him defends a goddam monster and their defense draws a monster's discount: means less than nothing

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Dr. Who, or Transformers.

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

I cannot stress this enough. If you were born in the late 60s to early 70s, please have your doctor check your blood for measles immunity. The shots from that era may not have given you lifelong immunity. I got mine checked and needed to get an MMR shot. Please be safe and not sorry.

Billionaires suck. So here's a story about Greg Popovich spending his money on wine and food in order to create community and family and in doing so changes the lives of everyone he comes into contact with regardless of where they stand in life www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

"We know enough." Watch this.

Read this a couple of years ago. Pretty good book. Or you can just watch the news. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophet...

It really is the abusive husband and codependent wife dynamic.