Mitch McConnell can end all the speculation by simply calling Gov. Andy Bashear. That shouldn't be a problem... if he is, in fact, alive.

How incredibly unmasculine are you if you are afraid to answer a simple yes or no question because you're afraid of an 80-year-old wuss who wears more makeup than all the members of Kiss combined, has a wig surgically implanted to his scalp, and wears a girdle, 3-inch lifts and an adult diaper?

Klecko is a amazing host. This is his little buddy Rocky. We are dogsitting this week.

Called it.

No one is telling you you can't do something. They are making a suggestion based on science. If you want to run though the smoke and have a heart attack or get emphysema, feel free. The Republican Party is completely populated with morons. Not a brain in the bunch.

If foreign nations actually interfered in the 2020 election, it is a major indictment of Trump's competence. He was the President. He was in charge of national security. If other countries were able to "steal" the election, it is ultimately Trump's fault. He's got no one to blame but himself.

This is a message to elected Democrats. You do not need to say anything nice about a loathsome asshole just because he died. Everything Lindsey Graham did in his time in office has divided and weakened this country immeasurably. He was not a good man. He was garbage. It's okay to say it.

Did I miss anything?

Right wing men are stupid loons.

I've talked to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today and he says Brady undercooks his pizza.

He is an extraordinary idiot.

Everybody should have dumped this loser the second they found out about the Nazi tattoo. This wasn't hard.

Starting the 4th in the most patriotic way possible - watching Jaws.

Steven Miller is a moronic loon.

How hard is it to follow GPS directions?

Had they come along 10 years later, they would have been huge. youtu.be/F8H1KPfHfzQ?...

Deport Steven Miller!

I don't think "if you think you we're bad..." will be a winning strategy in November.

The bottom line is we have an enormous stupidity problem in this country. The right has spent half a century demonizing education and it's having extremely deleterious effects on our country.

So we now know their strategy for the midterms. I predict this will be even less effective for them as the caravan bullshit was in 2018. In fact, I expect Miller and Trump to start claiming there is a caravan of pregnant, transgender Muslims moving it's way up to the southern border.

Chamath Palihapitiya is an entitled bitch.

He is such an absolute fucking moron.

Mike Johnson really needs to fuck off forever.

Republicans really do seem to love child molesters.

We seriously need to investigate the Supreme Court and prosecute if necessary. Every Republican justice is dangerously compromised.

Show me a picture that captures your essence.

Is there a person who hates America more than Steve Bannon?

Not taking accountability for your actions is not masculine. A man takes ownership.

... so I can fall apart! youtu.be/fKUGBJU1HX4?...

Total coward.

Took my first Wegovy pill this morning. Let's see how this goes.

MMA is a garbage sport for garbage people.

David Sacks is a total moron.

Andrew Giuliani is an obnoxious, asinine dipshit.

I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW!

Who knew Gene Shalit was still alive?

Just got my ticket to see Rush for the 44th time!

It will never cease to amaze me how an entire political party has prostrated itself for a pathetic, old, lying child molester. This is a man who I politely told to shut the fuck up in front of the Governor of NJ when I was a 23-year-old rookie reporter.

Elon Musk's eventual fall is going to be fucking spectacular.

🎶Hardline, hardline after hardline Landlords and power whores on my people they took turns Dispute the suits I ignite and the watch 'em burn Burn, burn, yes, you're gonna burn🎶

Bret Weinstein is a special kind of stupid.

No lead is safe against the Nova Knicks!

Holy shit!!!

Wemby is an obnoxious asshole.

Total bullshit

Donald Trump is currently panicking over the midterms because he convinced himself Spencer Pratt could get elected mayor of LA.

LET'S GO KNICKS!!!!