Enough politics for today. Man, dinner was good.

Can someone please ask a member of this administration why Greenland is so important for security? Please stop accepting that claim on face value. Make them explain themselves.

Stephen Miller talks like an angry teenage girl.

Stephen Miller is an obnoxious, whiny, Nazi moron.

This is one of his most deranged attack lines. It's so unbelievable because he literally made it up. As far as I know, no one has so much as alleged that doctors are performing sex changes on kids without informing their parents. He is psychotic.

Alan Dershowitz is one slimy motherfucker.

It's gonna be hilarious when a New York jury acquits Maduro because of an incompetent prosecution.

Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries unveiled their strategy to combat Trump.

Hey lawyers! Can Walz sue Fuckface Von Clownstick for this?

Yeah... now Tet McMillan is catching passes. One week after his shitty play cost me a championship.

Am I the only one who really wants to beat the living shit out of Rubio and Hegseth?

Thanks, John Roberts, you fucking dipshit.

It's an Otis kind of morning. youtu.be/EHNDkZX-Om8?...

Okay, I've seen enough. I'm ready for 2027.

Tonight's album: Yes - 90125.

Happy New Year, Bluesky!

Christ, Dean Cain is a fucking moron.

Energy I'm bringing into 2026:

If AI ever does become sentient, I don't think it Will declare war on humanity as predicted in the movies. I think it will declare war on it's creators and their benefactors. I hope it happens soon.

I just gave Klecko a huge bully stick, thinking it would keep him busy for an hour or two. He downed it in less than 10 minutes. He uses his astonishing jaw strength for good.

So these dipshits are in favor of gender affirming care as long as it's for unmasculine punks.

My fantasy sportsball championship is today. Wish me luck!

My fucking coffee maker died and it's not even noon yet.

Wake up, Bluesky! youtu.be/sQOOgQtLI4M?...

Okay, white people. I'll make you a deal: We will let you kick all immigrants you don't like out of the country, but you can never again eat Italian, Mexican, Chinese, Korean, Japanese, Vietnamese, Indian, Greek, French, German, Mediterranean, Spanish, Portuguese, Philippino, Jamaican, ...

For the next two days, I'm gonna be singing: Sorcerer of death's construction Fa la la la la la la la la la

Elevators must feel like teleportation to dogs.

Bari Weiss is a moron with horrible writing skills.

Man, am I getting rewarded for sticking with the Bears-Packers game.

Why are the Q-Anon idiots so quiet? Curious.

Good job, John Roberts! You are enabling the cover up of child rape.

I've seen enough: Trump is a child rapist and needs to be removed from office and prosecuted. His entire administration and all elected Republicans are accessories after the fact and need to be prosecuted for the cover up. Time to sack up, Dems. Statements of outrage ain't gonna cut it.

I got a novel idea for Bari Weiss - JUST REPORT THE FUCKING NEWS!

Why are they all so obsessed with children's genitals?

Based on the timing of tonight's speech, I was sure he was gonna finally reveal his healthcare plan.

From what I gather from my feed, apparently tonight is the airing of grievances portion of Festivus.

I chose to listen to Stevie Wonder this evening. I assume I haven't missed anything.

Go unwoke, go broke.

When Lindsey Graham tries to act tough, he comes off so ridiculous. His voice and accent are not intimidating at all.

If only the good die young, that horrific motherfucker may live forever. And we are fall fucked because of it. I have never hated someone so much.

23 minutes of pure prog perfection. youtu.be/9hKYpNpajpI?...

Am I the only one who thinks it's pretty obvious that Bari Weiss wants to fuck Erika Kirk?

The most underrated band of the 90s. youtu.be/It7TJ2p5XiA?...

President Free Speech Warrior wants to arrest people reporting the truth about his obvious mental decline.

Being a Republican must be exhausting. How can one exist in a constant state of outrage? And over the most ridiculous bullshit, no less.