I think I'm gonna listen to Pearl Jam all day today.

Bluesky, get your shit together.

Is he trying to write ads for the Dems to use in the midterms?

I just watched The Apprentice. If even one tenth of that movie is true... holy fuck balls!

Tonight's movie: Escape From New York.

I just lost my job!!!

Fuck the Dodgers.

If you can't afford to pay your employees a living wage, you do not have a successful business.

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

Wow, Andrew Cuomo is a total fuckwit.

Let me make this real plain: there is no acceptable excuse for getting a Nazi symbol tattooed on your body and not removing it for more than a dozen years. If lefties want to make antisemitism accusations go away, dumping Platner would be a good start.

Who would have thought Trump's dictatorial dreams would crumble under the weight of MAGA incompetence?

I was wondering why I couldn't find the White House bluesky account. I just found out they already blocked me! I am so proud to be an American right now.

Women just don't like the vehicle.

No one protests their government because they hate their country. People protest because they love their country and hate what their government is doing to it. The government is not the country. The people are.

My Uber driver is listening to Christian "rock." This crap is fucking awful.

"Tradition" is the absolute dumbest reason to continue to do something.

Jaxson Dart really does look like the bad guy in every 80s teen movie.

Let me get this straight: the President of the United States invited a pack of internet trolls with not a shred of expertise or knowledge to whine about things that aren't happening and an organization that doesn't exist. And corporate media is pretending this was normal. We are so fucked.

Am I the only one who doesn't give a flying fuck what the Founding Fathers would think?

Pritzker is the guy. It was never Newsom. Pritzker/Moore 2028!

His name is Klecko and he's not here for your shit.

Happy Friday, Bluesky. We earned this one.

It's wild how upset MAGA is that an American citizen will be performing during halftime of the Super Bowl.

Watching the John Wayne Gacy Tapes doc on Netflix. It's remarkable how Gacy's psychopathy reflects the current Republican Party.

Hey @kaine.senate.gov, if you can't trust the person you are negotiating with, you don't make a deal with them. You tell them to fuck off. He doesn't need a single one of your votes. Don't give him any.

I can't even enjoy a relaxing Saturday morning anymore. This piece of shit is killing us all.

Believing in conspiracies is a sign of stupidity.

If you see this, post with a concert Pic you took.

I hope I never get so rich that nobody has the balls to tell me how ridiculous I look. This man is 81.

Don't scold your allies for taking five minutes to celebrate a victory. We know there is other heinous shit happening. We didn't forget.

Quick to judge, quick to anger Slow to understand Ignorance and prejudice And fear, walk hand in hand - NP

Look at these knuckleheads. @justbrady.bsky.social @justjoel.bsky.social @sbdcmusic.com @beckybunzy.bsky.social @easybakedoven.bsky.social @newnicole86.bsky.social @thesharkqueen.com @jewelsatx.bsky.social

Lenny released a deluxe edition of one of my favorite albums for my birthday. Spending my morning basking in it's awesomeness.

@sentimentbot.bsky.social how am I doing?

How does a man with such a high level of prominence still suffer from delusions of grandeur? How is it possible to be that insecure?

This fucking sucks.

Dems need to start talking about radical right wing pundits the way Trump talks about non-radical liberals.

For those afraid of dipshit running for a third term: do you have any idea just how shitty this country will be in three years? Even if he does run at the age of 82, he will enter the race with an approval rating in the teens.

Never assume Republicans are acting in good faith. They almost always aren't.

It's a Ben Harper kind of morning.

A friend last night asked me who Charlie Kirk was. I told it was someone who was not remotely worthy of all this attention.

Charlie Kirk was a not a crusader for free speech. He was a crusader for no consequences for white, Christian men.

Never apologize for not feeling bad when shitty things happen to shitty people.

MAGA now has their martyr. We are so fucked.

Fuck. Some woman in my office is crying. Give me a fucking break.

Can we stop using the term "vaccine skeptic" and use the more accurate "fucking idiot?"

Taco can't deal with J.B.'s smoke.