He signed an unconditional surrender at Versailles? Come the fuck on.

Trump's body makes some sort of horrible sound while he rants about the "rigged election"

DOOCY: A wise man once said, 'Iran never won a war, but never lost a negotiation' TRUMP: Who said that? DOOCY: Donald Trump TRUMP: If they raised the white flag and said 'Praise be to Allah, Donald Trump is the greatest president,' the Times and CNN would say, 'Iran had a great victory.'

I mean it was already apparent days ago that he is setting up Vance to be the fall guy on this. Which is very funny.

Wilcox

www.theguardian.com/australia-ne... “Pauline Hanson billed taxpayers almost $16,000 in private charter flights to travel around flood-affected Queensland on the suggestion of billionaire Gina Rinehart, despite previously claiming the trip was at “no cost to the taxpayer”.”

They are already doing damage control because they likely destroyed the lawn

100% truth from Miriam.

Well done, @getup.org.au. Well done indeed. 👏🏻🥂 #auspol #npc

this is great, how did they even get the banner there www.instagram.com/p/DZrG9m2DE0j/

Pauline Hanson refuses to admit she’s full of it when accusing the now deceased Tim Fischer of misogynistic remarks - despite “no evidence” & Fischer’s widow calling her out. Cornered, Hanson clings to an imaginary memory of a decades-old article. Utterly shameless. #auspol

He literally built a swamp.

😕 🧬 🧪 🤷🏼

Perfect response from Jamie Foxx

Kingfisher with fish.

Rep. Brian Mast: "Ok, maybe they do end up getting $20 billion, let's say. Let's say we're still $300 to $500 billion ahead considering we destroyed their navy, destroyed their air force ... " (So American taxpayers paid both to bomb Iran and then for Iran's reconstruction ... )

Just when you think this administration cannot sink this nation any lower than it already has, it’s a new day. I used to say, this is not who we are – it is. I’m also going to stop saying, we are better than this, because apparently, we are not.

Benjamin Netanyahu is an international fugitive. He is charged with the war crimes of starvation as a method of warfare and of intentionally directing an attack against the civilian population; and the crimes against humanity of murder, persecution, and other inhumane acts.

This is Taka. He suffered severe burns in a house fire in 2018. Made a very miraculous full recovery and was adopted by the vet who saved him. Now he works as a therapy dog in a local burn unit ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

Aaaaaaand there it is…

If this is true,: WTF?

TRUMP: I hereby fully authorize the toll free opening of the Strait of Hormuz TRUMP 1 HOUR LATER: The strait will open on Friday

McMorrow on the UFC fight at the White House: "More and more Michiganders are struggling because of the decisions of this president, and he's throwing himself a birthday party. It just rings 'let them eat cake.'"

See if I were advising him I’d tell Trump just to start wearing one glove “like the great American Michael Jacks, most successful ever, like me”

‘You don’t have to call me out on my lies’

Sen. Jack Reed: "Reuters is reporting that part of the deal is $24 billion in sanctions relief for the Iranians. So this is not a 'we win and you do what we say.' This is, 'how can we open up the straits? What will it cost us?'"

While President Ineptstein and RFK jr. defund most of our research ability….

They had to hide behind a tarp in shame as they removed the mark of the beast from the John F. Kennedy Center.

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Happy "tRump's Name Removed From The Wall Of The John F. Kennedy Center For The Performing Arts" Day to all those who celebrate! 🥂

The blight on our democracy will be removed but it will be a slow process. This was an important eviction.

Trump’s name has come off the Kennedy Center, but it was a little late and there was a tarp so we mustn’t be happy about it.

People have shown up to watch the removal of the orange felon’s disgusting name from the Kennedy Center including thousands more watching live streams. It’s coming TF down!

Just saw Rubio trying to convince Americans, and the rest of us, that the cage fight is equivalent to the moon landing. Then added some ridiculous American exceptionalism remarks, WTF. He's starting to shape himself into the next Trump by testing out outrageous statements 😳

chat is it healthy when it looks like you're having a grand mal while "exercising"?

🤎 that adorable side eye 🤍 🤎🖤🤍 #caturday 🤎🖤🤍

Shoebill Stork I love this bird!! It’s like a living muppet and a real dinosaur 🦕

Iran state media.

PLEASE PLEASE I would pay 💵 to see this debate!

Yes, this definitely happened.

Infantino needs to go. He can stick his "chill" advice.

Nailed it here. 👇

The truth will always out.

Can't recall a recent video that better captures Trump's essence. Misogynist goon sweatily belches out egregious lies to a woman reporter, insults and berates her when she asks for evidence, then storms off in anger, all while his spray-tan slowly slides down his face.