They: Hi! Through our unhallowed ransacking of the world's knowledge, your computer can now talk to the dead. Me: Can it talk to my printer yet? They: haha no

BIG DICK SONYEONDAN

@\blue_and_tae

ARMY!!!! AAAARRRMMMYYYYYYY!!!!! APOBANGPO!!!!!!!! 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

Pop pop pop pop, yeah, came back for what’s mine We don’t stop, ride You know how we do do do

BTS becomes the first artist in history to simultaneously occupy the entire top 10 on the Billboard Global Excl. U.S. singles chart. They hold the entire top 13. (cr: chartdata)

this will be the swimming pool ver. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxzx...

❤️‍🔥 cyberpunk OT7 ❤️‍🔥

Hobi really appreciates his own dick and thats so valid actually

Now the members can have 1 each. •ᴗ• Congratulations, BTS and ARMY! This is how WE do!

Oh my God they changed the audio hahahaahahaha

Unmedicated ADHD: my plans for today are none of my business

#BTS (방탄소년단) 'KEEP SWIMMING' Visualizer (1/2) 🎧 RM (Chill Hip Hop Remix): youtu.be/YIy-WsouXec 🎸 Jin (Alternative Rock Remix): youtu.be/o7V0iD8cAaI 🌌 SUGA (Melodic Techno Remix): youtu.be/LQn62T4FNOU 🪘 j-hope (Afrobeat Remix): youtu.be/OzMc0PAA5HQ

I am not mentally or physically prepared for a Taehyung who has leveled up his singing, performance, looks, pornographic ideations, vocal depth AND English skills

🐈‍⬛🖤 #kinkaminkart

#BTS_SWIM x Netflix Performance youtu.be/ZonhoUx7fnk?...

jimin #btsfanart

again a friendly reminder— FLARED BASES ONLY ‼️ (questionably) acceptable (?) to use in orifices with internal sphincters and/or cervixes however since this is a stamp idk if yall would be okay to getting ink in those areas it ain’t my business (do not recommend)

I just want to say to everyone, this is a marathon and not a sprint and we are killing it 💪💜 Thank you ARMY, everywhere you are, for every bit you're doing 🥹

FYA (fuck yes Army) 🔥🔥🔥

Happy Namjoon Day! I'm finally watching the last 2 episodes of RUN before I go mow my lawn for the first time this year. Spring came early and it's time to get to work. My old body gets more tired every year doing yardwork but at least I can stream Arirang while I work!!!!

[KOR/ENG LYRICS] Into the Sun #BTS #방탄소년단 #BTS_ARIRANG 🔗 www.bangtansubs.com/into-the-sun

He's also been doing the "two fins" hand gesture back at him, as if mutually fing-🚉

BTS will be on the Elvis Duran and the Morning Show FRIDAY MARCH 27 8:20AM ET Listen LIVE: z100.com/listen

☁︎ CONTRIBUTOR PREVIEWS ☁︎ Our fifth round of contributors, broadcasting to your screen today: @redtomatochicken.bsky.social, @raynos.bsky.social, Yuya, Saru, @clementiaart.bsky.social, Daisy, Sky_nek0ri111, and crazyypie! #MadokaMagica #madoka_exedra #マギレコ #まどドラ生放送 #魔法少女まどかマギカ

#v #taehyung

In addition to this not to be missed daddy line, Joon says some things about writing SWIM and alternative lyrics. Super interesting.

Aaaaand updated! Enjoy besties 🥰 #btsfic

nothing in the world as terrible as trying to title a fic

"Otsukaresama Song" (お疲れさまでした, お疲れ; also known as "Otsukare") is a unofficial song by SUGA and j-hope of BTS. It was performed in BTS Japan Official Fanmeeting Vol.3 ~Reaching You~ on November 9, 2016. youtu.be/7GPNJ_h-6NI?... youtu.be/Z69CqCxekCE?...

If you weren't online to see this info: they cleaned up the BTS Comeback Live on Netflix and re-added more choreo footage (and less crowd!). It has way better audio too! Give it a watch this weekend, Netflix said this was their final version/edit 👀

thinking about this today. i wish us all a very No Raisins

I keep seeing people abbreviating documentary to docu, but I want to introduce you to 'doco' which we use in NZ (and Aus) and I think is cuter ☺️

Eng subs now live!

wE haVe DiFfereNt CloThes

What a beautiful performance 🔗 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztbv... #BTS

this beat goin' hooligan bts_bighit 🔗 vt.tiktok.com/ZSHJWToeh/ #투모로우바이투게더 #TOMORROW_X_TOGETHER #TXT

💛 A WEEK UNTIL DEADLINE! 💙 beautiful jihope lovers, how have you been? over here we're really excited to read your fics! we're reaching our deadline in a week and can't wait for all the wonders we're about to feast on. 😋 💙 submit here: forms.gle/HFNZkXh5gWo7...

Just THREE DAYS before writer sign ups close💟 There's still some time for you to join this bang🍃 Sign up as a writer: app.youform.com/forms/0rhzhskp Or as an artist/pinch hitter: app.youform.com/forms/tmifcq0j #btsfic #btsfanart #btsbang #bethebang1

Get ready! Another week of the 'SWIM' Listening Party is coming to @/STATIONHEAD 🎶 👉 stationhead.com/btsofficial 📅 Schedule 3/28 11AM (KST) | 3/27 10PM (ET) 3/29 11AM (KST) | 3/28 10PM (ET) 3/30 11AM (KST) | 3/29 10PM (ET) 3/31 11AM (KST) | 3/30 10PM (ET) 4/1 11AM (KST) | 3/31 10PM (ET)

remember when

Here's a quick UK chart update with all the positions in one place *UK album chart* 🔴 Arirang #1 *UK vinyl album chart* 🔴 Arirang #1 *UK Top 40 singles chart* 🏊🏻‍♀️ Swim #2 👬 Body to Body #26 🔥 FYA #39 *UK singles downloads* 🏊🏻‍♀️ Swim #1 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

French army: certified gold (equivalent to 50k sales) for arirang, and no.1 on album charts despite being up against a HUGE french artist. sales almost doubled from previous record!! Irish army: BTS' third no. 1 album win (MOTS:7 and Be)!! Australian army: BTS' 3rd No.1 album!! 😭💕🎉

New meme unlocked.

I am so curious what song will be the opener for the tour. They always come out with a banger - Not Today, IDOL, Dionysus, ON. I thought about Body to Body, Hooligan, 2.0. I would love to see BTS Run because only a select few have seen it live. We will know soon! So excited for the VCRs too!

OH IT’S JIN, TAEHYUNG, AND JIMIN!

Sometimes you walk outside and there's a painting irl with a wonderful magic that makes you stop and just take it all in 💙🌸