How do we explain to future generations that we could have had a better world but roughly a dozen of the worst people to ever exist said no, and everyone else just said “ok”

Tony Khan wakes up, smashes his face against a line of the finest Colombian on gods green, and decides he needs to give more money to maga chud Chris Jericho. And that’s why I’ll never fully embrace AEW.

Being a Chelsea supporter has been a case of if April fools day was 4 years long

I can take a little solace knowing that the USMNT are gonna get fucking demolished in the World Cup. They’re not even making it out of the group stage, no shot

I got hopebaited and now I’m smilemaxxing

I’m so glad I finally get to see all my trans friends today

Happy End Of March to @nerdxlife.bsky.social and the other SAD baddies out there Hope you got that Zyrtec at the ready… youtube.com/shorts/piTaL...

The ABS system is the best thing to happen to baseball

Only humans could get diseases that turn eating food into self harm

UHAUL LESBIAN HOUSE SHOW LIVE NOW twitch.tv/benbriggslive

SANDRO TONALI BET ON ALL THE FOOTBALL YOU WANT YOU FUCKING LEGEND

Sale ends today!!!

The “Poob has it for you” post is literally how ESPN is nowadays. Oh no, ESPN+ isn’t good enough anymore, you need ESPN poob to watch this baseball game

Google photos made a collage of National Harbor pics over the years (aka MagFam times) and it made my heart really happy 🥺💕 I love yinz so much!! @benbriggs.net @nerdxlife.bsky.social @roastedpheasantvo.bsky.social @mdosik.com @faithintheglitch.bsky.social @gwizofthestars.com @robkta.bsky.social

If you’re not team ice king, I don’t trust you

Diddy Kong Racing Retro Achievements tonight ~8pm eastern hopefully everyone is staying sane and safe out there; I will attempt to provide entertainment along with my little brother @redd500.bsky.social heckling me incessantly 🥲 see you in chat tonight soon!! 💌 twitch.tv/benbriggslive

Live music venues are so awesome to me like what do you mean there was a hardcore punk show here two days ago and tonight there’s a goth night. Shits crazy

Starting to work out is mad annoying like anytime I look up how to work out it’s like “oh it’s simple just do these 85 different exercises per body part every day” like I don’t have fucking actual ADHD.

When he kicks the bucket, they’ll need 24/7 security to prevent his grave from becoming the worlds most used toilet.

Did Life is Strange invent the Scifi nosebleed?

Protect Pocoloco at all costs

It’s a horse race, except one guy has a fucking car and another dude is like “fuck it I’m finna run this”

WHAT IS AVDOL DOING HERE

Gyro Zeppeli has the most aura in recorded human history

Philly people be like “Jawnny Joestar”

Steel ball run

The World Baseball Classic is fun because they sell a bunch of jerseys for all the teams. So anytime I’m looking for a fight these days I can just pull out my old China jersey and head out on the town!

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

Diddy Kong Racing Retro Achievements tonight ~8pm eastern hopefully everyone is staying safe in this huge windstorm, I will attempt to provide entertainment along with my little brother @redd500.bsky.social see you in chat soon!! 💌 twitch.tv/benbriggslive

I regret to inform you that AEW is still poop from a butt

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

Yoooo delta is ASSSSSS

How come your first flight is always delayed but no connecting flight has ever been delayed in the history of aircraft

M+S forever

I hope everyone in their lives gets to experience the love I am experiencing with her.

Arsenal are the Florida Panthers of the premier league no I will not elaborate

This is Chelsea FC, two good things can’t happen in a row

Joao Pedro, he scores when he wants

The streets will remember Malo Gusto

Jon Bois deciding to paywall the fuck out of his content is a heel turn I don’t think we talk about enough

My galaxy foams have been completed twice this week. Mission accomplished

I love the “nerd trying to be cool” uniform of poor fitting street wear and the worst full sleeve tattoos you’ve ever seen.

🟢 LIVE: Diddy (no relation) Kong Racing with my little brother @redd500.bsky.social 100% all Retro Achievements 👀 twitch.tv/benbriggslive

I want the Gucci Mane Hokas