I would have chosen “Anit-Christ” over asshole.

ICE at the Super Bowl in Santa Clara is laughable. Even the bacon wrapped hot dog vendors won’t be the least bit concerned.

It’s Wednesday, where’s the TikTok guy with his receipts on Mike Johnson for Grindr?

Two weapons of mass distraction.

What Would Walt Do? #disney

Not just Unpopular! He's also the Most Unworthy-Unqualified-Unethical-Uneducated-Unprepared-Undemocratic-Unfortunate-Unhinged-Unjust-Unread-Unappealing-Unconscionable-Untrustworthy-Unscrupulous-Unstable-Unbearable-Unlikable-Unreliable-Unsound & Unctuous President in Modern American History. 🇺🇸 🙄

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles

They cry “free speech” when it’s hate, violence, and lies. But the second we tell the truth or call them out, suddenly we’ve gone too far. That, my friends, is what you call selective outrage.

In a big fuck you to CBS, Stephen Colbert wins the Emmy for Outstanding Talk Series.

“I don't think there are any Russians and there ain't no Yanks Just corporate criminals playin' with tanks …And the walls came down”

#Memphis #SunStudio The King was here.

I like the way you cross the street 'cause you're precious…

IYKYK ☮️❤️🎶

#NYC #CBGB East Village.

“No Truths Here”…First honest and accurate statement ever made on TFG’s timeline.

I have no words.

Education matters. 🤣

Enough of the depressing politics for one day. How about a positive distraction of any kind?

Who did this?

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Stop being polite…this is how it’s done. More, more, more!

This Sunday, the whole country needs to spring forward from 1939.

I really hope MAGA remembers these magical $5000 Doge rebate checks when they never ever actually happen. Kind of like with the war in Ukraine was ended, and the price of gas and eggs went down.

Dear President Elon, In order to comply with your strict orders, below are the things I accomplished this week: *Woke up *Fell out of bed *Dragged a comb across my head *Found my way downstairs *Drank a cup Very productive week!

Fight fire with fire.

“Uncommon” Sense has now replaced common sense in Webster’s Dictionary due to its complete elimination from the American lexicon.

We are literally living in the Idiocracy

Sign of the day…

Not all Negronis are created equal. Just sayin’.

I really like the fact that I can scroll freely through my Bluesky feed at a public place like an airport and not have to worry about some MAGA BS meme, or a pornbot randomly popping up. 🙏🦋

MUST-WATCH: Daniel Hodges, the Capitol police officer who was crushed by the Jan 6 rioters who pinned him against a wall, came back this week to ensure safety at Trump's inauguration and just spoke at the Capitol addressing the pardons. Daniel, America failed you. 💔

Reposting from the other place because it’s so f’ing funny. @oliviajulianna.bsky.social is savage 🤣💀

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Cristi is harvesting mandarin oranges in the Reedley CA area. She earns piece rate and earns $25 per 900 lb box. Cristi is a single mother and works very hard to be able to pay her bills and save a bit extra. Her dream is that her only son will graduate college. #WeFeedYou

I will absolutely donate a portion of my income, along with many of my fiends and neighbors, to help the fire victims. Just wondering if Elon will even donate a dime.

Got stuck in a Portlandia vortex on TV today. Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein are brilliantly hilarious. If you’ve never been to Portland, nobody has ever captured the vibe and lifestyle of this weird and amazing city more accurately.

The best laid plans of mice and men… I don’t see a Dry January in my future.

Life imitates life… Welcome to the year of the snake.

Great follows… Not a dud in the bunch…

Ozzie the doodle is still a believer.

Sums up our mainstream media today, perfectly.

Nothing better than a pre-Christmas meandering through Haight/Ashbury on a rainy day. Sights, sounds, and miles of delicious vinyl at Amoeba records.

Yeah…me neither. Delusional, old, narcissistic fool.

I really miss Freddie Mercury…IMHO the best voice and front man ever.