This is how it’s done.

Little darlin' I feel that ice is slowly melting Little darlin' It seems like years since it's been clear

People are angry Trump keeps falling asleep on the job every day. Not me. I'm angry he keeps waking up.

This new series is going to be a big seller this holiday season:

This record never gets old. The sound and production is so, so good.

Did you hear the one about the cult meet and greet? The punch line is a killer.

Seems just a bit hypocritical, no?

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Make the Deathstar great again.

The 2026 $20.00 bill is going to be a collector’s item.

If taking 40mg gummies causes short term memory loss what does taking 40mg gummies cause?

The AI video Trump posted of himself dumping shit all over America from a plane was metaphorically the most accurate piece of propaganda he’s put out this year.

OK, so our "Secretary of War" currently has two big priorities: (1) murdering innocent fishermen in the Caribbean, and (2) endangering the lives of commuters in Southern California. Perhaps, we are seeing one of the downsides to having a drunk TV talk show chatterbox running our military.

I would have chosen “Anit-Christ” over asshole.

ICE at the Super Bowl in Santa Clara is laughable. Even the bacon wrapped hot dog vendors won’t be the least bit concerned.

It’s Wednesday, where’s the TikTok guy with his receipts on Mike Johnson for Grindr?

Two weapons of mass distraction.

What Would Walt Do? #disney

Not just Unpopular! He's also the Most Unworthy-Unqualified-Unethical-Uneducated-Unprepared-Undemocratic-Unfortunate-Unhinged-Unjust-Unread-Unappealing-Unconscionable-Untrustworthy-Unscrupulous-Unstable-Unbearable-Unlikable-Unreliable-Unsound & Unctuous President in Modern American History. 🇺🇸 🙄

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles

They cry “free speech” when it’s hate, violence, and lies. But the second we tell the truth or call them out, suddenly we’ve gone too far. That, my friends, is what you call selective outrage.

In a big fuck you to CBS, Stephen Colbert wins the Emmy for Outstanding Talk Series.

“I don't think there are any Russians and there ain't no Yanks Just corporate criminals playin' with tanks …And the walls came down”

#Memphis #SunStudio The King was here.

I like the way you cross the street 'cause you're precious…

IYKYK ☮️❤️🎶

#NYC #CBGB East Village.

“No Truths Here”…First honest and accurate statement ever made on TFG’s timeline.

I have no words.

Education matters. 🤣

Enough of the depressing politics for one day. How about a positive distraction of any kind?

Who did this?

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Stop being polite…this is how it’s done. More, more, more!

This Sunday, the whole country needs to spring forward from 1939.

I really hope MAGA remembers these magical $5000 Doge rebate checks when they never ever actually happen. Kind of like with the war in Ukraine was ended, and the price of gas and eggs went down.

Dear President Elon, In order to comply with your strict orders, below are the things I accomplished this week: *Woke up *Fell out of bed *Dragged a comb across my head *Found my way downstairs *Drank a cup Very productive week!

Fight fire with fire.

“Uncommon” Sense has now replaced common sense in Webster’s Dictionary due to its complete elimination from the American lexicon.

We are literally living in the Idiocracy

Sign of the day…

Not all Negronis are created equal. Just sayin’.

I really like the fact that I can scroll freely through my Bluesky feed at a public place like an airport and not have to worry about some MAGA BS meme, or a pornbot randomly popping up. 🙏🦋