I have a hard time saying no.

Her breath stink but she sexy

We grown now ain't no puff puff pass. It's based off how long you holding the shit. We keeping a mental clock.

Yes, I'm moving in 3 days. No, I havent started packing. Yes, don't worry, I'll be ready by game day. No, I don't know why I'm like this.

New age crack babies gon be like "atleast my momma wasn't takin tylenol when she was pregnant with me" 💀💀💀

"They hate it when you get it yourself, they love you asking" open.spotify.com/track/636Ef9...

Why I let these niggas convince me to go to the stripper club. Now I gotta ask AI if I really need my 401k

You mean to tell me the stripper I spent 218 seconds with don't have the same strong feelings for me as I have for her???¿

87-year-old Cecil Williams walked down the runway to "Neva Scared" during Actively Black and Spill's #NYFW show this weekend www.whatimreading.net/p/civil-righ...

I'm ready for a new Isaiah Rashad album

Real niggas in my condom huh

Why must I be the one of the last people to leave the party every time

I feel like washing machines be lying. All these damn options, bitch don't you just spin?

Freshhhhh BANKROLLLLL

"My nigga in chain gain watching anime, he a comic con" open.spotify.com/track/1qrakp...

I love food, but hate the act of eating. I be like alright let's hurry up and wrap this up.

Messy by Lola Young is such a fucking bop

Just finished Takopi's original sin, no regrets 🥲

The pair of basketball shorts you lost still live on, I promise you

Office small talk 101: Ask coworker how they're doing. Respond with "I feel that" Repeat steps with the next coworker.

Do I wanna die or go on a date 🤔

See me but don't hear me, so don't hear how they ain't seeing me.

I'm trying to get my Youtube subscribers up, subscribe if yall fuck with this 🙏🏾 #BlackSky #BlackCreators youtu.be/Gg0p0XAb2rc?...

I love us!!! 🫶🏾 #blacksky

It's against bro code to call another dude while on speaker with your girl next to you. If you do, the first thing you gotta say is "I got you on speaker by the way"

"It's hot out and you wearing black" Nigga I'd wear black in hell.

I'm glad this is the new thing

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I be having so much fun all by myself, I wish everyone could do the same.

I know my local GNC worker hates me. Everytime I go in there and ask for something they never have it, then i'm always like "Damn, Vitamin Shoppe got it" 💀💀

I hope my gym got my Emergency contact listed, cause that's how hard im trying to go!

When you clean your crib cause you're expecting company, then they cancel.. You wanna be mad, but now the spots clean.

Today marks the 10 year anniversary since Sandra Bland’s wrongful death. May she continue to rest peacefully 🙏🏾🕊 💕 #SayHerName #SandraBland

I feel you, bro.

theyre announcing racial profiling on TV now

I don't know what to do with my arms when I'm trying to sleep, I usually end up folding them. I sleep like a parent teachers conference.

REPORTER: Yesterday you said you were not sure who ordered the munitions ordered to Ukraine. Have you figured it out? TRUMP: I haven't though about it REPORTER: What does it say that such a decision could be made without you knowing? TRUMP: I would know. If a decision was made I will know.

He’s a felon with multiple baby mamas and got real life beef with a crackhead. All he gotta do now is start selling pit bull puppies and $10 grams.

Ajin: Demi-Human

I'll go months with no hoes, they all of the sudden 4 appear at once and now I gotta choose. Life's unfair

I can't stand when people say "I told you so" on something when you never opposed it in the first place 🤣

Plot twist, these days the hoes ask where I am!

I feel like you didn’t comprehend anything I said and was just waiting for the end of my sentence.

I can't stand a nigga who nods his head too much in agreement when I'm talking, slow down them nods per minute wtf

Let me take myself a quick lil whore's bath before the gym, don't wanna SHOW UP musty

CHRISTIAN FUCKING MBILLA 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

Gov Gavin Newsom’s TikTok page is 🔥

I feel like me and my work wife really go together and my real life is the fake one.

Now that's an orange king I would support! #orangecat #cat #gingercat #nokings

Me the entire video. 😂