Gentle reminder that not every day “has to count.”Some days are about just making it to the next one. That counts too

Dressed w my hair and makeup done BEFORE NOON?!?!! these new meds be hittin’ my mental g-spot

One of the brilliant things our current iteration of oligarchs did is get people to conceive of free speech as being able to call your coworkers slurs rather than using it to say stuff like why are my tax dollars subsidizing your billionaire ass

Gene Hackman is gone but thanks to the magic of Generative AI he can still star in pornographic films forever

now i need some hipster speakers

YVAN EHT NIOJ !!!!

nut cuppp

planning content trades for the next few months. If you’ve ever wanted to lick my butthole this is your chance to. DM or reply to this post pleaseee. (established performers only)

since im being told that conservative men arent into liberal women can you married maga guys please plesse please please please stop DM’ing unsolicited pics of you wearing your wife’s panties?

still kinda sad/funny i grew up thinking i didnt have a soul because i was so different from those in my life but in reality it was just hella autism lol.

Go taylor swift!

Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer

Google has become less functional than askjeeves 😂

new bathroom mirror who dis? This is what my hair looks like naturally fyi.

spent my most of my day edging! Tbh i dont see the mass appeal yall??? 🤷‍♀️ the roller is much more productive

The weed number is now 582 due to inflation

If I was a teen who lost access to tiktok I would simply learn to appreciate the professionalism and higher production values of linear broadcast television

Every toddler wearing a Ramones shirt is CIA

Here's the sun setting in the smoke of up to 5 wildfires behind an island the fossil fuel industry built to hide their oil drilling derrick. If you're into symbolism. Taken at 4:52pm today in Long Beach, CA

Back in LA who left something in the oven?

Sooo…. apparently due to the new facial recognition screening at the USA TSA border im going to be subjected to secondary screening regularly due my face coming up in their database. Why do you. Ask???

I had five guys burgers for the first time in years last night. Dunno what everyone on the nets fuss/complaining about cause it was like $2 more than a mcdonalds combo but about 4x the food.

"When America sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with them. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. And some, I assume, are good people." --Greenland

Rate my squad

Addiction does not define who I am or who I will be

I like how Americans are amazed by this as if it wasnt the norm in other countries… I learned about media literacy in elementary public school in canada in the 90’s.

I miss you so much lil mama. I promise this is the last long trip away from you for a while. ❤️

meaty

who ordered the buttmeat? 🥩

Barack Obama has shared his top erotic free-to-play games of 2024

Heroin is a gateway drug to born again Christianity.

Mommys lil princess kitty 👸

Slithering into your life like…..

Pov you are my monitor as i browse amazon….

cum in me bro

Slithering into your life like…..

#metalsky #slayer

netflix and chill (and by chill i mean put it in my butt plz)

finally caught actual feelings for someone and he lives on another f'ing continent.

♠️

my first cornhole pic on the 🦋

Am i the only one that reaaaalllllllly dislikes that last IOS photos app update?

fireside 🔥

X never gave this pic much love so lets see how the 🦋 does…..

This 🦋 place aint that bad

So are butthole posts on here cool or nah?

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