My opinion on pokemon is that they should eat people

Hey, so this is hard to talk about but I've got two upcoming doctors appointments, one about a bad heart issue I recently went to the hospital for, one for a large potential melanoma on my head... I don't have insurance so I need to ask for help. Love you all, please RT ko-fi.com/theshiriko

I wonder how many German Jews looking to leave Germany in the '30s were told "the grass is always greener"

Bicycles in The Sims 4:

Imagine you've been standing your whole life and you get to sit down for the first time. That was what visiting the Netherlands was like after living in the US my whole life

Any time I see someone cute I imagine what it would be like to be inside their stomach

Folfs are heckin' greedy >//>

You're telling me that one of the most efficient machines on the planet, let alone vehicle, does more than a less bad version of the least efficient vehicle?

Your desire for a meal should override my desire to live

Wahs should be eaten, just saying

The fact that capital has freedom of movement, but labor doesn't, is utter bullshit

Anything you can do to a wah, you can do to a wah's player

Folfs are heckin' greedy >//<

Made a voresky thing! voresky.app/vore/ba68aab...

"Bike lanes are ruining this city!" -Exclaims motorist in 2-ton vehicle alongside hundreds of others currently ruining city.

The word "mine" is so powerful in vore

My player should be digested too

Gosh I want to be digested so badly right now x///x

RT if you love chicken nuggets Or if you wanna be digested slowly in my big Sylveon tummy, squirming and begging to no avail while my body churns you into fuel and stores you as fat~ No one will ever be able to tell which one you like!

I am really really really really really fucking tired of Americans who have never left the country smugly telling me that walkable cities and universal healthcare are idealistic and unrealistic ideas that would not work in real life.

cw #politics Who could have ever predicted that the country that makes its children swear allegiance to it every day would go fascist?

CW: #vore Be careful approaching innocent-looking coyotes!

I think we should let rabbits eat people more often

I find it funny when my fellow Americans try to claim an American city is "full" when 99% of the city is parking lots, highways, and suburban sprawl We have the least dense cities in the world. Our cities aren't full, they're full of cars, there's a difference

CW #Politics Of course the Westboro Baptist Church would be fans of the US healthcare system

Like this post if you digest people

Americans: The fact that your life is less of a priority than motorist convenience is just how democracy works. Me: Why do Republicans keep winning despite having fewer votes? Americans: That's to prevent tyranny of the majority. Me:

Eating players is so fun because they always squirm until the very end

Cute adorable creatures with absolutely brutal stomachs that will melt you alive

If you eat my player, they'd be so scared and squirm a lot

Pokémon, did you know the move swallow is super effective against trainers?

You should digest my player in front of me

I wanna be the reason there's a little skull symbol beside your belly

Anthros eating humans is so heckin' good

I normally try to keep this place light because its as much an escape for me as it is for others but... seriously fuck ICE and if you support them I want you to leave, you do not care about the lives of others, and you are fundamentally a bad person

I want to be trapped in a stomach, desperate to get out

Your American friends are going through a winter storm right now. Warm them up by putting them in your stomach

Same here. I've been furious all day and just. Trying not to say anything that'll get me in trouble.

If you wear a badge and are seeing this and are feeling like a pariah? It's because you are a traitorous thug that thought beating up people that can't afford a can of diced potatoes from Walmart was more important than making sure that they could eat. All Cops Are Bastards

I genuinely can not think of a worse type of person than a redditor who is also a cop

cw vore I hope it hurts when you digest me

I want your stomach to do horrible things to me

If I ever catch you while biking, I'm gonna devour you, steal your bike, and get you crushed between my body and the handle… — What the heck! Don't you dare steal my bike! Oh and eating me is probably also bad. alterspring.org/@JoeyWah/a/1...

I lost my login to the secret message website so I will be using this from now on alterspring.org/@JoeyWah

Protogens should start eating people because RAM is too expensive

closer than ever… #vore

I need to be digested x.x