Angel food cake satisfies that urge: eating upholstery from

👻 Happy Halloween 🎃 John knows that I don't like the scary rides at the theme parks, so he thought this is the best thing to help me overcome that fear 👅 Amazing comm I got from @slipperysqueaks.bsky.social 🎨

Butter reusable water bottle for work and covered it in a bunch of stickers i've been holding on to for a while. One of them is very slightly vorny but I'm willing to risk it.

Coworker put a shampoo soaked towel in the washing machine. 3 days later we are still battling foam.

this is literally never not accurate

Does my Khajiit guy from ESO strike you more as chubby or buff?

It's hard not to hate every power structure in this country when they never stop screwing you over in the name of "compromise" with movements who want you dead.

[Rubber coyote with big beer belly] Sloshy, sloshed, singing, and swelling! Oh, and squeaking and shining and stretching and sqrking and swaying! Done by the lovely @ToonTouchin3D / curritos on FA ^//^ #inflatable #inflationart #balloonie

Conventions chairs in the US: Just outright ban cos-playing folks in mil/swat looking tactical gear, full stop. With things as they are right now with masked vigilantes with federal badges kidnapping people, its not safe for attendees or for said cos-players running around looking like ICE agents.

Current class mod I'm running on my Neutron Capture Harlowe build. #Borderlands4

Only two people at work this morning. Gonna be a rough one but handleable.

Not enough people have gotten to experience "My motorcycle is also a werewolf!"

He's stretching so he can run after the guy who stole all his clothes. Some #Gonzo sketches I cleaned up and colored.

I am full of meat and rice and pondering an afternoon nap

I'm sorry for bumping this again, but I've got five days until the deadline for bills hits and things are really bad currently with the government situation being what it is. I know the shutdown's causing a LOT of stress for a bunch of folks, but *anything* is helpful, even if it's just a repost...

This idea has been swimming around in my head for a while what do you all think?

So I finally have a subject that I'd be interested enough in to do some investigative reporting on... But the catch is I'd have to investigate and use AI assistants. 🤮

This vehicle in Borderlands 4 is so stupid but I love it. Gyrosled, you get it by reaching level 50 with Harlowe.

Werewolf (murderous) or Werewolf (whore)?

The absolute worst Skyrim mods are the ones that turn Whiterun into a forest. It's a God damn tundra city. The lack of trees isn't a flaw.

Every driver should be equipped with a rocket launcher to take care of cars with LED headlights

AI has cooked these kids brains. Apparently copilot told this kid that it was okay to take an axolotl out of water for an hour per day to play with it??? What the hell?!

Okay but what if I was the Big Coyote?

Big Coyote

This perfectly encapsulates how I feel living in the US. The republican party is an insane death cult, the democratic party is 3 corporations in a trench coat, and the "socialists" are just the completely normal left-wing capitalists you'd find in any of 2 dozen European nations.

Extremely powerful

"6 7" has to be one of the dumbest memes of all time

I have the original of this on my wall. By @cooner.art

I think unironically one of the biggest reasons I've developed a caffeine dependency is because energy drinks are usually cheaper if you buy them in threes

Sometimes I am tempted by the dark heart of paid YouTube so I could put videos on while I sleep without having to worry about ad jump scares.

If you don't have a Khajiit or Argonian OC you should make one

Current look for my ESO character, intimidating the Worm Cult with sheer fashion sense.

Look, I know I need therapy but do not recommend ANYONE AI therapy. Shit is a dangerous machine of psychosis and suicide.

Don't worry, buddy! I'll let u out in an hour and u will be one of us Comms for Halifaxghost1890 and jazzotter on FA

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

Waking up late

Brain doing less bad today. Man, I wish therapy was affordable.

You know between Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner I think I have plenty of reason never to watch any Marvel slop again

Not just any filmmaker, but his filmmaking partner… that he was dating

Wow so maybe Jeremy Renner did deserve to get run over by that snowmobile. Holy shit what a monster.

Having an anxiety disorder is great it's like your brains on a roller coaster and you can never get off

I am a disappointment and failure to everyone around me. A worthless ball of impotent anger in the face of a broken world.

EVERYTHING IS FINE AND I DONT WANT TO DIE

Whoops, that was a draft that shouldn't have gone out. How the fuck did that even send?

Beer 🍺 #vonzentart

Full of BIRRIA

I'd rather be fursuiting right now...