Easiest way to stop this is when Mickey starts doing unspeakable shit. Can't wait to make my contribution.

Next Democrat needs to pledge that Pete will be extradited to Venezuela to face prosecution. Trump's pardons will mean nothing there.

I would get 4 before the safety ended my life.

Annual reminder that Better Days is an elite Christmas song and belongs on every playlist.

Good morning to everyone except Brandon Beane and Senate Democrats.

At least I’ll be stuck on the 290 for three hours tomorrow from a snow-related accident at 3 pm in the dark.

The @gregbauch.bsky.social Week 9 NFL Recap is here. Trade deadline edition!

Mentioned on the pod that the Bills were first league-wide on yds/carry btwn the tackles (6.8) and the Chiefs struggled to stop it James Cook btwn the tackles in the first half: 6.8 yds/carry

Per ESPN Research: Patrick Mahomes completed less than 50% of his passes in a first half for the first time 2020 (7/15)

butker: [thanks god after making a chip shot field goal] god: “ugh this douchebag again“

Insane list: Only four players in NFL history scored 6+ rushing touchdowns in each of their first eight seasons. 🏈 Jim Brown 🏈 Marshall Faulk 🏈 LaDainian Tomlinson 🏈 Josh Allen Three Hall of Famers and the MVP. #BillsMafia

I refuse to believe there was a season 1 of Landman.

On pace for 0 goals this season. Perfect.

We are torching the white jerseys after the game, right?

This meeting could have been an email.

Apparent is an understatement. 🤮

RIP USA. Had a good run, I guess.

(Rings dinner bell) Come get your dumb NFL news and notes!

The hardest choice to make every week is whether to start with the Cover 1 or the Bills Squad post game show. @gregtompsett.bsky.social, @aaronquinn716.bsky.social, @joemarino7.bsky.social... Makin life hard out there.

Tyler Bass is the original drummer in That Thing You Do.

I'm really glad we're spending trillions of dollars and destroying our power grids for compelling AI use cases like, "What does concealer look like?"

Can't wait for him to explode a hamstring chasing Henry on a 50 yard run.

Science proving us all right! onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1...

Better idea: 5 yard reward for a great taunt.

I actually love this. High floor signing for a WR6. It's a guy that can step in and take real snaps in a pinch. I don't ever want to see him on the field, but it's not the end times if he has to get out there.

The latest episode of Locked on Bills is just @joemarino7.bsky.social playing "let's remember some guys" with himself and it's the best.

I'm sure Chuck Schumer will send a strongly worded letter of disappointment tomorrow.

If we all chip in to keep pumping them full of uppers, how late into the evening do you think they can go?

What number of dead children would you be okay with?

Bump.

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You guys sure?

Love this team up.

My main takeaway here is that 42% of Americans are walking around suffering from crippling stupidity.

Congrats to our neighbors up North! The cheese curds on your french fries are disgusting and taste like wax. But otherwise you guys are killin' it.

Pure evil. Every person in this administration is pure evil. Not a single soul worth saving.

Anyone else's BlueSky Discover feed get real weird sometimes? I'm now getting flooded with bird hobbyists. So many birds.

Send pictures of the tip. Instructions clear.

For next time, I'm thinking we should elect the smart candidate.

Breaking now: Ministry of Economics reporting the tariffs have not caused significant changes to our trading volumes

I'm with John Oliver on this one... "fuck that doctor with a rusty canoe, I hope he gets tetanus of the balls."

I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.

it's the 27th hour of my filibuster. after pausing to take a sip of water my colleagues think i may be done. i set down the glass and say "tashard choice." everyone groans

Hey Rochester area... Anyone know these shitbags?

A movie called “A Holiday Touchdown: A Bills Love Story” is coming to the Hallmark Channel this Christmas www.wivb.com/bills-mafia-... #billsmafia

Hate the Bosa signing and not just because he's a dork. He hasn't played a complete season 66% of the time. He hasn't hit 10+ sacks since 2021. If that contract number isn't almost all incentive-driven then it's crap.

BBB:

Sabres fans would like a word with you about Danny Briere and Chris Drury.

Dear [email protected], here is what I accomplished this week: 1. You're like a dream come true 2. Just wanna be with you 3. And it's plain to see that you're the only one for me 4. Repeat steps 1 through 3 5. Make you fall in love with me

Sabres get a new team over the break?