Without downloading new pics, what's it like to date (and/or be married to) you?

"You're not a bad listener, 99% of people are fuckin' boring" - Darby Hudson

@shewithcapitalv.bsky.social ref your earlier post xx

The news is dreadful every single day because everything is shit, but my god Henry Nowaks death recording is devastating. Imagine hearing your child have his life denied I'm real time ? That his death has been excitedly embraced by the right as an opportunity to legitimise their hate is truly foul.

Top ten cheering up things : Summer Buddy Holly the working folly Good golly Miss Molly and boats Hammersmith Palais, the Bolshoi Ballet Jump back in the alley and nanny goats 18-wheeler Scammels, Domenecker camels All other mammals plus equal votes Reasons to be cheerful - part 3

" A résumé is just a reverse bucket list of shit" 🤣🤣. Rarely read anything more true ! Darby Hudson

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live The Cain Pit East Town Pirates Spunk Volcano and the Eruptions Dirt Box Disco His Lordship Death From Above 1979 Anti-Flag Reckoner Lara Fabian Snarky Puppy

@shewithcapitalv.bsky.social Mate I don't know whats in your way this week, but clearly something emotive is. I dont need to know. I have seen that you are a brave woman with a clean soul. I really hope you get past it and use the experience to build yourself higher. Loves from a big stranger x

Conundrum! I want to enjoy being in bed, warm and cozy , watching the sheep do sheep stuff through my caravan bedroom window, but I also want boiled eggs and soldiers with coffee. Pity me !! PITY MEEEEE !!!!111ONEONE

The Wes Streeting Fan Club meet to celebrate his leadership campaign firing up.

All the press get their grubby little stiff cocks out because some juicy initiate gossipy shit is happening. You cunts, you caused this instablity and you love it. Story over good governance.

Wes fucking Streeting. We want this Tory techbro weasel to represent the UK with leaders like Putin, Carney, Jinping ? Fuck me. Labour had a single 5 year term to implement some irreversible good things, yet instead it shoots itself in the face. Great #labour

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@theblueststar.bsky.social mwah 💋 burpday x

Tomorrow when we have to see Farage preening all over the media, and hundreds of clueless racists newly installed as councillors, remember that this is ALL on Keir Starmer. Sucked up to Reform in policy and actions from day one. At best fucking clueless. #labour

Company...always on the run... 🎶

Mr Inbetween Dark Skies Spartacus Never Mind the Buzzcocks M*A*S*H The Royle Family The Fast Show Fawlty Towers The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Sopranos Not the Nine O'Clock News Last of the Summer Wine ER Boney Tiswas

Listening to Dare tonight.What a brilliant album. #hardtimes

I am at Bryntail mining village. There may be more beautiful places than this, today, but I can't think of one.

I'm at my caravan in Wales. Randomly decided to have boiled eggs and soldiers for brekkie. Flippin' lovely. #breakfast

My local is in the press for hosting a Katie Hopkins publicity stunt. I'm sad. Round here is Reform central. I am sad :(

Turned on and blowing me ?

" There shall, in that time, be rumors of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. "

"Is it time for a walk over the common dad ? Huh ?" #rescues

Street power cut. Every fucking alarm going off including mine. Ah well, didn't want to sleep anyway ..🙄

Seven years ago today I got up for a wee and my right side didn't work.

Finally tried the tatty pub next to my caravan park. It's a 1953 time capsule, friendly gaffer and locals. Never judge a book by it's cover :)

Gorgeous post-storm day here in rural Wales. I took the opportunity to scrub the winter grit off the decks . Looks and feels ready for this year now.

Found out a round the world plane ticket is £3600. Anyone fancy joining me for 3 or 4 months ? :)

@cathalpaint.bsky.social and @booticketyboo.bsky.social have you seen this ? Amazing use of colour and expression of dynamics - aparrently by a five year old !

I'm sad. Cheer me up frenz pls x

Holy shit we might have a cure for sickle cell anemia

"Think I'll just fall to pieces If I don't find something else to do This sadness never ceases I'm still in love with you..."

@shewithcapitalv.bsky.social flower, I hope the morning sunshine through your window warms your heart this morning. Chin up x

Big horses, tiny donks

Attention: the first now of the year has been completed. I repeat : the first mow of the year has been completed !

What a nice day I had yesterday ! At the prem cup final at Welford road with my pal Joey Strange. We watched Tigers win from the best live sport vantage point in England, the Crumbie terrace, in a fucking Monsoon. Couple of beers and a terrifyingly expensive Thai. Fab day.

Glad you had a day being loved by your kids. Birthdays eh ? I start to identify with Bonnie Tyler ever more with each passing birthday :) x

Where are all the dirt cheap used EVs I've heard about ?Havent found any yet.. @brownest-ant.bsky.social ?

@novembervivi.bsky.social Sending love, pride and a little "phwoarr!" x

When I was a kid, if I wore socks in bed, they would immediately be covered in pill balls. When did that stop ? Perhaps when bedrooms got warmer ? Hmm..

Why are so many people so hateful ? Why do so many people who aspire to leadership so stupid and vile ? I remember when I thought Major's government was vile, when by comparison they were genius philathropists. It is as though a pervasive and malign outside agent has seeded politics this way.

Just had a Reform canvasser at my door. I suspect he will mark me down as a "probably not" :)

Nice day at @leicestertigers.bsky.social today. Entertaining game, a win , trains on schedule. A good Saturday :)

@novembervivi.bsky.social ❤️‍🩹

@frizzbomb.bsky.social Hey Cath ! I watched "Predator - Killer of Killers" last night, and I swear Ursa, the bad-ass viking queen was based on you :)

I think we may be overlooking something - just perhaps Mandelson was appointed US ambassador because he was part of the disgusting circle of perverts inhabited by Trump. Trump is a dissolute, demented dotard whose word means nothing, except perhaps to a member of his sickening cabal ?

Ian McKellen seems like the best of fellows. Please let there be no dirt on him. I need heroes.

The lamp in Dudley may be the best pub in Britain. £3.50 for a pint of the best bitter in the Midlands in perfect surroundings. Lovely cobs , smiling staff. Even the jukebox is decent.