Glorious 😌 open.spotify.com/track/1qfDfZ...

I love how close they all are 🥹❤️

Finally getting my motor back tomorrow!!! I'll be glad to hand this neurotic courtesy car back. It sounds like a bastard geigercounter when I'm parking it in my tiny garage and is convinced I'm going to crash it 🙄 No sensors on my wee Polo 😁

What song will play during the rapture? open.spotify.com/track/0MgkeU...

Home from a fabulous weekend with the girls. Beautiful place, great company, and now surrounded by critters again 🥰

MASSIVE JENGA!!!!

I've been up, eaten naan bread dipped in leftover curry, made two cups of tea (because there are no big mugs), and am back in bed for a snooze after a LATE night 😴

I love my bedroom light, which hangs right above me in bed. I'm going to be a kebab if it ever falls 😂 🍢

Don't know if it's because it's autumn, but I've had an unusual sweet tooth for the past two weeks, and someone's gone and brought in biccies and cakes. I ate 2 snowballs and a flapjack yesterday and am powerless to resist more today. Still, might be a cold winter. Best to lag up.

Good morning. open.spotify.com/track/4zxIQj...

Very important.

Lily is a catato 🥔

There's a bloke in the gym that's always giving me side-eye, and he looks like Kyle Gass. Might sing some Tenacious D at him next time and see if it's really him.

Dark, gloomy Tuesday? No problem 😁 open.spotify.com/track/5k3jdI...

We're 4 episodes into The Narrow Road to the Deep North. Christ.

Scored a lovely down gilet in the charity shop today for a fiver. I love a gilet. I do not love this windy weather.

Correct, Slipknot.

Have you ever looked back on a dead friendship and wish you'd gone with your gut instinct on day 1? I offered someone a tea/coffee once, and they asked for hot water. Aside from wanting a fucking hot water, they said "Just a l'eau chaude". Poor French grammar aside, that's just wanky 😂😂

Was getting an amount of side-eye at the gym today. I'm not sure if I looked impressive or mental. Probably the latter.

It's Kenji's second birthday 🎂 🥳 🥰💙

Woke up like this. Do I *have* to go to work today?

Marinate the nether rod In the:

Aaahh, nothing like Alien Earth to soothe the nerves after a traumatic week...

Stupidly watched *that* video. Good lord.

My knee is killing me and I'm homesick. Anyone got any horse tranquiliser? Or morphine?

Another day wrangling old, stubborn people. I'm making moussaka for tonight's dinner because dad loves it. Hopefully that'll get a smile out of him.

I am up North visiting the olds. They aren't in here, I hasten to add! They're very much alive and were bickering about Doc Martin on my arrival. Standard 😂

Fire, critters, LOTR. Sunday as it should be 😊

The full set 🐕🐶🐈🐈‍⬛

Been to pick up a Facebook marketplace purchase. Of course, it didn't fit, so I had to bungee it in and drive home at 30mph with the boot open 🫣

The annual Sea of Dahlias at the nearby allotments. They never ever fail to make me happy, even though it was pissing down yesterday. Look at that big pink beauty in the middle! 🥰🌸

Guten Morgen 🔥 open.spotify.com/track/6ig1wY...

I had a text from the bloke who smashed into my car, asking if I could give him details of where "we had the accident." Felt like saying, "What, you didn't know where you fucking were?" and, "WE didn't have an accident. YOU weren't watching the fucking road, you cunt." Knob.

My babies ❤️

Gave my first DoxyPep alongside someone's PrEP today. I know it's been a thing elsewhere for a bit, but it's new for us to issue at our clinic. Be interesting to see its uptake and statistics along the line.

As someone who absolutely fucking loathes admin, all this after car crash bullshit is making me crazy. Might cite that as part of my claim 😂

Me: "Why does Mum watch Columbo/Corrie/Neighbours/Everybody Loves Raymond on repeat when there's so much on TV?" Also me: *watching Big Bang/Schitts Creek/Parenthood yet again* Comfort telly.

Her first lighting! 🔥

If you, like me, enjoy some industrial, then you'll like the return to form of Combichrist 😁🤘 open.spotify.com/track/38o8Eh...

Spiffing. Just spiffing.

(Life is a) minestrone 🍲

I had to apply for a new passport as mine will expire too soon after Germany trip. I'm sad because it'll be blue and won't have my Japan stamp in it. Also 'cause passport photos are the most fucking dreadful selfies in the world. Designed to make you feel like a troll in front of hot passport men 😆

Hens keep laying 😆 🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋

🧵When I let the hens out early this morning, there was a lovely autumnal feeling in the air. I think it has become my favourite season, although I love Britain year-round. For me, that means that I love its countryside and its towns and cities. 1/11

Ooh, I hadn't heard this version 💥 open.spotify.com/track/0zk737...

Loving Alien:Earth. And particularly loving that each episode ends with excellent music. Tonight's was Jane's Addiction, a MASSIVE band from my youth 🤘 open.spotify.com/track/5lCjgH...

The stove man came to add slate surround to the fireplace today. Just need paint and skirting sorting now, and a nice cold evening 🔥

Saw this very groovy little fellow up the woods this morning 😊

Tonight's earworm. open.spotify.com/track/01QAgE...

It's been the best weekend with my regiment. Threw a great party last night and everyone looked phenomenal 😁 And I got an award at the AGM!