Aquarius: Your return to the dating scene next month will be hindered by your insistence on calling it "the dating scene."

The love you deserve.

Happy Willy Wonka Experience Anniversary to all who are celebrating.

Deprived of their senses all drones are alone in stasis unaware that their shared connection is the machine that brings each of them to extraction in synchrony. 🤖: @nomad218.bsky.social 🤖: @fillimaris.bsky.social 🤖: @nex1068.bsky.social

This get me so horny , think of being locked in full rubber a collored

I just liked this one…

I've had my Quest 1 sitting dormant for quite a while, and figured... it would be better used for a good boy like YOU, staring into endless spirals for me. RT to enter. Winner will be gifted the headset + download links to 3 MNDFCUK files. Winner will be chosen 1/27! #hypno #gooner #bator

this is probably the closest there is

If I have to see another ad to donate to another democratic politician to “fight fascism” I’m gonna lose it. Please algorithms, recommend real non-profits who are doing the actual work!

Explaining the chastity -> fisting pipeline to someone for the first time

I love when boys kiss

Accurate to this morning’s lift…

Does anyone have any good hypno recommendations? People to follow or specific profiles? I’ve been going through the same stuff over and over and need some content to add to the library.

Monday mood:

He said it best haha 🔒

Yes my socks are dirty… howmever… locktober

September: I’m locked all the time, Locktober will be easy this year. I just won’t use the wand or have any breaks October 6th:

You know, I really miss a good old fashioned erotic blog. I don’t know where to find good smut these days.

Niche Nerd Post: This was all I could say…

Guess who’s jealous of Adele…

Enough grinding. I don’t want to work. I don’t want dignity. I want to be a fitness influencer himbo on instagram and post horny pictures with vague quotes from self help books and make my money lightly teasing an only fans where you pay $15 a month to just see my underwear.

Couldn’t say it better myself

We’re all Shelley Duvall

To everyone doing supersets on multiple machines at the gym in January

Me every time one of you reposts one of my photos

“Baby you’re a firework” (You’re really bright until you burnout and then we won’t see you again until next July - maybe New Years if we’re lucky)

There is no #Xmas only Yule 🤘

Been feeling the need to be even sluttier lately, so thought I’d share what I’ve been working on 🕳️

Aquarius: You’ll go to shake a dog’s hand but the dog will go for a high five. You’ll both replay it in your dreams till it drives you mad.

What do I think about when I workout? How every dwarven kingdom in middle earth is just a Rob Zombie look alike contest.

How I let my Sir know I’m awake @mwgearhead.bsky.social

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Fully take advantage of the Starter Pack function on your profile to help people find that PREMIUM SMUT fast! Here is a stack of bondage boys I've refound so far. go.bsky.app/28sY7Vh

I hope Elon goes through my old twitter drafts when I’m not looking…

Hi, its me

There’s a lot of new people in the neighborhood, so I thought I’d say hi…. Hi.

Boss: anyone doing anything fun this weekend? Me: *desperately trying not to list all the horrifying things I want men to do to me*

Got some new gear last night! Thanks for taking some pics @pupomega.bsky.social

It’s very important to get exercise during #locktober

It’s me! Hi! I’m the problem.