Chicago’s Premier Ferret Boy
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Chicago 🏳️🌈 | 6’5” if you even care | Thirst Trap Enthusiast | Nerd at 💕
Thinking about Ash Wednesday on a Wednesdat
about 1 hour ago
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Thinking maybe I’ll do another pageant in 2026? Unsure if I wanna do Puff Puff, Mr. Charlie’s, or both. Creature of the Night again?
about 5 hours ago
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Who would honestly be open to helping me clean my apt and maybe set aside things to donate or trash? I can provide pizza lol
about 15 hours ago
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Missed the drag swap I am devastated :(
about 17 hours ago
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Monopoly with the wrong people is the most boring game ever I will die on this hill
about 19 hours ago
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So this year I: - Competed in Cage Fight All-Stars and came RunnerUp - Did Spjörk’s Circus - Did Spectacular Spectacular - Did Queeriod and Boyfriend Material - Did Fresh Faces 3 times and won the third - Did well at the Creature of the Night pageant - Did Boys n Booze like twice CONT. BELOW
about 23 hours ago
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Some day I’ go to Sativa’s Hotbox after Freshies. Maybe some other day I’ll even get cast in her show! Manifesting
about 23 hours ago
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Need to do a shoot soon - papi could use a new pfp
1 day ago
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Lowkey this could be the move on drag performance nights 👀
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1 day ago
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How do I fit my day job, performing, and wanting to do gym and Twitch streams without wanting to d** afterwards from burnout?
2 days ago
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Wish I wasn’t working today but the change of scenery is definitely appreciated
2 days ago
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Glad I won’t be missing the premiere of PhD on Jan 9th at Hydrate 😍
3 days ago
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator
6 days ago
DMing on Bluesky is so embarrassing, things get even slightly horny and you have to be like “ummm… excuse me… could we possibly move this to instagram so I can send you a photo please 👉👈”
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At a pizza shop with the bio fam and the staff here is so nb coded I love it.
5 days ago
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Gonna toot my own horn - people who saw me starting out (whether starting drag or in my Cage Fight days) you can’t deny there’s been quite the improvement within a year. And I can only get better from here!
5 days ago
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Lowkey of course hoping for more opportunities to do some drag (cuz how else am I gonna improve) but also wanna gogo more like that shit’s fun 😭
5 days ago
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Who here has played Qwirkle and what do we think?
7 days ago
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Ya’ll my mom’s on TV!
7 days ago
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Chat it’s 2026 should I consider taking some nicer pics or noods for the sites?
7 days ago
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Missed this so fiercely
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7 days ago
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What do you MEAN it’s Christmas Eve today? 🥴 The year went by so fast
7 days ago
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The way I just pigged out at a Golden Corral I love being alive rn
8 days ago
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Puerto Rican men oh how I missed you
8 days ago
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Of all the discourse among the gays the cut vs. uncut is the dumbest cuz like why are ya’ll pressed over something the parents forced on a baby?
8 days ago
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Forgot to share but being told I proved someone wrong and showed I can indeed host a show is another highlight of my year hehe
9 days ago
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What if I did Drag Traitors 4
11 days ago
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Best caption for either photo gets a fierce fist bump
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11 days ago
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My contributions to your reaction photo archives
11 days ago
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georgia!
12 days ago
OKAY SO I WON FRESH FACES!!?!?!? FUCK!!!!!!!!
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GEORGIA MOTHERFUCKING RISING
12 days ago
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Lemonade Mouth in the cluuuub
12 days ago
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I’m gonna be gone for two weeks starting tomorrow and hooking up while visiting family is near impossible so please pray for me
12 days ago
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Puff the Magic Hater
14 days ago
ICE just moved through Rogers Park, headed north into Evanston. The RP community response has not gotten slower in the winter. A lot of folks were out in the streets the moment they got off Lake Shore Drive. Everyone on the North Side is on high alert today. Stay ready.
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We need more soup at the club
14 days ago
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Should I pull a Tiki and do a short every day until Dunkin Donuts sponsors me?
14 days ago
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Andy Runs on Dunkin
14 days ago
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Anyone want a haircut? It’ll probs be chopped but I’ll do it for free.
16 days ago
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Got on the elevator and this neighbor was wearing a cologne that almost made me jump his bones 🫠
16 days ago
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Behold. A Clobbopus
17 days ago
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I may be bad at flirting in person but at least I’m also not great at flirting over text
17 days ago
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Pause and appreciate the haircut. Have a good night 🤩
18 days ago
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Got pretty high and wolfed down three pizza slices and some fries after Freshies
19 days ago
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If anyone wants to but me a drink tonight I would not be mad.
19 days ago
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Andy don’t overthink 2026 challenge
20 days ago
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Who wants to take me to Chili’s
20 days ago
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So just gonna stop believe men who say they’ll let me know by a certain time if they’re available to hang
20 days ago
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Plot twist all the barista said was “have a nice day”
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20 days ago
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KITTY ‘BEST DRAG QUEEN’ BANKS
20 days ago
Who is
#TeamKitty
? 😸🩷✨ • • • PhD S2 starts Jan 9th, 9PM at Hydrate Nightclub! 👑
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Thank the Starrs it starts after I’m back from vacay!
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20 days ago
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Girl save it
20 days ago
Freshman 15 PhD Program is back!! Season 2 features all new WERKS of art and will be hosted by Bambi and Starr Banks. With the legs of Halstead, Ms Cheesecake herself, the legendary DiDa Ritz as head Judge! So excited to see how this one turns out!!
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