i dreamed you couldn’t post memes unless they had a wizard in them so i took a short break from work to doodle the one i kept posting on here in the dream

Totally forgot to start an art fight attack thread lol

nobody has ever done it better than this

in no particular order, Malware Ministry 4 song names be like: Icon Frequencies Playing Card Throne Teeth Retail Therapy Retail Hell Weird Reality I've been stuck on this elevator for so long that I forgot who I am iRot Irrational Phobias Hot Candle Glass Her

I did my nails the other day and I actually used a base coat and top coat for the first time in forever. Turns out, that actually works!! No chipping (yet)

I genuinely tried being the artist "influencer", but im not willing to give up my entire life for maybe 800 likes. Never could fully commit to the bit. Openly being chaotic on main and drawing weird stuff just feels right

I didn't have my "I ate so much fucking shit on the fourth of july" moment until today, two days later, but here's some seasonally-appropriate fanart anyway #artistsonbluesky #zoobe #zoobebunny #poscas @kyleehenke.bsky.social

ok even though this month will be busy i'm going to kind of sort of try to do art fight. doodles.

I think I kind of like animating actually. It’s intimidating to start but once you get into a flow state it’s nice.

waking up every day to experience the horrors

They’re adding lactase to everything now. I gotta drink Big Milk like a good boy to make sure my digestive system stays strong and tolerant.

Did some sketches in my down time today!

I’ve literally never bought shein why do i get their marketing emails

So is there a shortage on the chicken variety pack of senior 10+ churu or is chewy just stupid. They’ve been out since May.

hey, sorry to promote again. on top of having no job, my boy now needs a roughly $500 operation on his eye that I can't afford. Most of my prices are discounted, starting at 15$. ko-fi.com/fuyukarasu/c...

toxic cursed doomed old man yaoi straight from the retirement home nightcore ver

If that yoai isn't coming from the retirement home I DONT WANNA HEAR IT

I should get paid whenever someone incorrectly assumes I use UTAU.

never underestimate the power of weaponized autism photos from my storm chase on 6/17, south-central IL :3 #wx #wxsky #ILwx

SCI_FI/LIFEA.GIF

the amount of people who get S.A.M TTS and Microsoft Sam TTS mixed up is comedic. Like how.

Hey, fuck this!

I have a love-hate relationship with my boobs.

I keep drunk ordering vintage computer software and then getting confused when it arrives in the mail

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UI means user interface and UX means user exerface

#ringoland The halloween event "The Slender Men" will be happening again this year for it's 10 year anveriory

come to malware ministry 4 album we have nonsensical lyrics, distortions of reality, K-Mart, Hearing your Dead Mother's Voice, Sam stuck on an elevator for 12 hours, Drunk Teto, more K-Mart, lyrical callbacks, GSM interference... and More!

TOO LATE SPUDZOID! I'VE ALREADY DEPICTED YOU AS A WOJAK AND ME AS A CHAD!

UGH IM ALWAYS BUSY DURING ARTFIGHT!!!

4 HOURS OF SLEEP LETS GO

CLIP_ART/CLIP23.GIF

Never stop making shit. Never stop being kind. Never stop being who you are. Never stop listening to music you love. Never stop talking with people and making them smile. Never stop taking up space. Never stop enjoying the world that we’ve built. And most of all, never stop loving yourself.

Oh sure, you put four legs on a goose and it's "adorable". But you put eight legs on a goose and suddenly it's an "abomination". I see how it is.

Check it out! New Technology on CD has been added to the shop. Almost Home has been restocked. Sandra acrylic charms have been added to the acrylic charms section :) And Sam standees too! shop.malware.church/product-cate...

@mrwhistler.bsky.social this you?

well fuck you too. back to publisher 2k I go.

Higher-resolution cat pics to share around is the secret reason CD-ROMs were developed. 📖: CD-ROM Today, July/August 1993.

Keep thinking about Cheesecake Factory cajun salmon

People love historical what if scenarios. What if JFK was never assassinated? What if the Nazis won in WW2? A scenario I never see discussed is what if the aids crisis didnt decimate the gay men of America in the 80s-90s? Its easy to forget 1 in 15 gay boomer men died. An estimated 300,000 deaths-

I’ve been making nasty palmers all week and I can say they taste absolutely identical with or without liquor

Butterflies by The Malware Ministry is about the confusion of feeling euphoric queer attraction from the perspective of someone conditioned to believe that being gay was never a valid option for themselves. Happy Pride!

FEEL THE BUTTERFLIES!!! #pride #pridemonth #pride2026 #samwhistler #themalwareministry